Star Trek Minus Unnecessary Het Nonsense Would Be Too Powerful. They Couldnt Handle It, So They Had To

Star Trek minus unnecessary het nonsense would be too powerful. They couldnt handle it, so they had to throw in cringy one-off romances. Otherwise it would just be too good.

fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

TNG but they're idiots

Data: My girlfriend has informed me that she requires "time and space." What other dimensions is it possible to gift to her?

Picard: They say that children are the future, and yet I keep seeing the damn bastards in the present! How is this possible?

O'Brien: How come I can only feel the ship moving when I'm very, very drunk?

Yar: How is gravity so strong if it doesn't even lift?

Picard: Why did ancient people always build ruins?

Worf: When a new planet joins the Federation, how do they move the planet?

LaForge: The ship's computer's download speed is faster than its upload speed. Do you think it's due to the artificial gravity?

Riker: Does the square in Tetris even rotate?

Q: Why do humans use Buzz Lightyear to measure vast distances? He's so small!

Troi: What are the environmental consequences of taking so many Pokemon out of the wild?

LaForge: Counselor, if "gay" means "happy," why am I so stressed all the time?

Worf: If video games make children violent, why do they keep losing fist fights against me?

Data: Is Geordi's VISOR what one refers to when one says "adult supervision" since he is an adult?

Dr. Crusher: Women are much more likely to die in childbirth than men. Why has medicine never addressed this issue?

Riker: Sir, if the planet has no atmosphere, could we not simply create one by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?

Wesley: Sir, you say wormholes are rare, but there are so many in the ground on Earth!

Troi: Why do meteors always land in craters?

Riker: I found a girl I like on tinder. How do I download her?

LaForge: This light says it lasts for seven years. Does it mean Earth years or lightyears?

Data: Why is it so crucial that the planet has ice? We have freezers on the Enterprise.

Picard: If I take a shit but don't make a log entry about it, did I even take a shit?

hope everyone is having a good day!!!

except for you, Doctor Robert Chase.

hope your night, and life, are awful <3

god. i love how rick berman was like “we can’t have gay characters >:(( lgbtq+ people are bad and distasteful!!!1 all of the characters here are straight!!” and the fandom AND the actors straight up just said “no ❤” and proceeded to make all the characters queer as fuck