Hi, I Saw Your JZX/WWX Headcanons, And They Were P E R F E C T. I'd Love To See More!

Hi, I saw your JZX/WWX headcanons, and they were p e r f e c t. I'd love to see more!

Hey there! Sorry it tooks me ages sksnskdkdkldl. This post will probably have a second part btw ^-^

Zixian ft actual headcanons (or not)

-Alternates in sweethearts that could make people around them get diabetes and an old married couple that argue for the pettiest thing, there is no in-between.

-Expect Wei Wuxian to dramatically say he's leaving Jin Zixuan every time they finish a heated discussion. People can see Jin Zixuan having a heart attack, and worst, he falls for it Every. Single. Time.

-No one is sure how exactly their relationship works.

-JZX: B-but that can't be! Don't tell me you have been fooling around with me the whole time?! WWX:... You know this is becoming repetitive

-The next day, the whole affair seems to be forgotten, and the couple are being all lovey-dovey with each other, aka Wei Wuxian is clinging to Jin Zixuan, blowing kisses whenever he gets the chance and Jin Zixuan is smiling and listening to whatever nonsense Wei Wuxian is speaking.

-Though for all of it, they often have to be apart as Jin Zixuan is a Sect Heir and Wei Wuxian is the Head Disciple at his own sect. They often go together on night hunts, however.

-As the time went by, their fighting style become more and more synchronized, specially supported after the infamous incident where Jin Zixuan injured himself and, despite the later's words, Wei Wuxian was often blamed for it, the Jin Sect taking any chance to problematize Wei Wuxian and this so scandalous affair between those two.

-Obviously, they shouldn't let such a thing happen again, so after Jiang Yanli had they make up amends with each other, they agreed that they should trust more each's strength and train harder so the incident wouldn't repeat itself or worse.

-The tales of the Jin Sect Heir and the Head Disciple of Yunmeng Jiang valiantly piercing and submitting fierce corpses and spirits soon spread around the cultivation world, many comparing their moves to a deadly dance.

-Jiang Cheng wasn't pleased with this turn of events, a pang of hurt in his chest when he heard about this, after all wasn't he and Wei Wuxian supposed to be the Twin Heroes of Yunmeng?

-Later, Wei Wuxian assured he could be a 'battle couple' with Jin Zixuan and be the Two Prides of Yunmeng with Jiang Cheng at the same time, joking that Jiang Cheng shouldn't sulk just because he still was single and Wei Wuxian got himself a partner already.

-Jin Zixuan wondered half-distressed and half-curious why Jiang Cheng seemed to be more aggressive than usual when they met at the next hunt alongside Wei Wuxian and some disciples from Yunmeng Jiang and Lanling Jin.

-"Wha-?! Y-you could have almost killed me! Are you looking at where you are throwing your sword?!" "Sorry, my hand slipped." "You aren't using your hands to control your sword!"

-Wei Wuxian wasn't sure on whether laugh his ass off or punch Jiang Cheng.

-Yu Ziyuan still didn't approve of them, because Wei Wuxian stole her husband's attention and affection for his own son, made Jiang Cheng pale with his skills and talent and now he was stealing her daughter's fiancée too?! How could she bear to even tolerate this-- this servant's son anymore?!

-Jiang Yanli tried to calm her mother, assuring it was fine, but Madam Yu wasn't having it so easily. Jiang Yanli was saddened about it, but she couldn't deny that she wasn't sad about having the man she liked, even if he did not like her back, falling for her brother instead, but… it was it. Jin Zixuan wasn't interested in her, and he was making Wei Wuxian happy despite his flaws. She couldn't break that. Jiang Yanli knew she needed to move on, even if it hurt.

-So she smiled for A-Xian and soon found that she didn't really mind anymore, as she once said very passive-aggressively that she wouldn't forgive Jin Zixuan if he ever hurt Wei Wuxian.

-Jiang Cheng wasn't as passive, resembling Madam Yu more than ever as he looked at Jin Zixuan with a scowl so deep it tarnished his otherwise handsome features and a glare so fierce it could have been a mass-murder weapon if looks could kill.

-Jin Zixuan was now sure it was a Yunmeng thing.

-After training with it, Wei Wuxian began to use Chenqing as a weapon, albeit messily at start, as he, for all his ability at playing the instrument, he never used it as a weapon before.

-His technique increased with time, using it to distract and weaken opponents as Jin Zixuan took lead on the fighting.

-But soon, blood-soaked story happened, the difference being that Wei Wuxian wasn't there at the burning of Lotus Pier happened, instead he was at Lanling Jin with his lover, taking a break from his injuries as Jin Zixuan refused to leave him at the Cave when he, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji defied that bastard Wen Chao and stood up for Luo Qingyang. (Not gonna expand here).

-Jiang Cheng had come to Yunmeng nonetheles, and the only good thing was that his sister wasn't there to see what he saw when the Wens invaded, slaughtering all, even his Mother and Father, and he cursed Wei Wuxian at that moment, for they wanted to punish him and he wasn't there, and even so it happened.

-But what come to his mind was, what if they turn their sights to Lanling Jin when they discovered he was there? It was a well-known fact about his affair with Jin Zixuan.

-Surely, that coward Jin Guangshan wouldn't hesitate to turn his back on them. Then, not only Yunmeng would have suffered for Wei Wuxian's mistake, but Lanling as well.

-But Jin Zixuan had stood up and defied Wen Chao as well. It will be hard to avoid that fate.

-Wei Wuxian was nothing shorter than horrified when he discovered what had fall on Yunmeng, blaming himself for what had happened. He wasn't wrong, even if Wen Chao's pettiness had been unjust.

-*Time Skip to Burial Mounds bc it is becoming a canon divergence half-assed fic*

-After the rise of the Yiling Patriarch, who carried a golden flute with a sound that would soon be known as the sound of death, that would bring dread and fear to anyone if he as much as reached for the beautiful flute.

-Wen Chao died. He was happy.

-Jin Zixuan was shocked, for his Sect, no, his father, was too cowardly to stand up against the Wen, not allowing him to participate at the Sunshot Campaign then.

-But he was also so-- so happy. Words cannot describe the pain in his chest when he heard about the death of Wei Wuxian (A-Ying) at the Burial Mounds. The thought about his very soul not being allowed peace was enough to send the chills to Jin Zixuan.

-Soon, however, the Lanling Jin wasn't able to stand still. They would participate on the Sunshot Campaign then.

-Jin Zixuan swore he wouldn't ever let go of Wei Wuxian then, even as he became somber and feared from his demonic cultivation.

-Wei Wuxian had smiled.

-"Even if I am not welcomed, you still didn't give up, huh?" "Shut up. Don't joke about this, A-Ying." "... Yeah. You know I will not be tolerated by your sect, right?" "It doesn't matter. I will go against my own father if I need-- Mother has taught me to not be like him." "Like him? Are you serious? You barely resemble him aside from your looks. You're almost like a copy of that scary Madam Jin!" "Ugh… She will kill me after this…"

-*Time skip 5 years*

-Their relationship became more closer, and Jin Zixuan soon declared that he would make Weo Wuxian his cultivation partner, claiming that any offense to the Yiling Patriarch was an offense towards Jin Zixuan himself. Agaisnt the Lanling Jin's approval, he gave Wei Wuxian his support, to which they had to oblige if they wanted to keep a good reputation.

To be continued?

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

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Jiang Yanli felt her eyes widen, a sudden feeling of dread coming to haunt inside her as she looked at the boy clad in golden robes, the same robes that her beloved wore the last time she saw him, so long ago.

'That can't be.'

"You..." Now, she could see the similarities-- how, how could she not have seen it before?

"...Mother?" The young boy called, slow and low from hesitation-- and fear- no, not fear, but sadness, the way his eyebrows drawn together and his lips curled downwards making a perfect picture of pitifulness.

Jiang Yanli, the Yiling Matriarch, tensed, her shoulders that were covered in dark, tattered robes stiffening. She could feel, even though she didn't look back, that Wei Wuxian, her dear young brother, that didn't deserve the fate that had befallen him, was glancing at her anxiously, his eyes begging her.

"Mother--"

"Go back!" The once smiling young girl screamed, her tired, worn-out complexion making her sudden outburst all the more fearful as she glared at Jin Ling with reddened eyes, teeth gritting together as she took deeps breaths.

Jin Ling had recoiled back, his demeanor all the more hurt and shocked as he stared at her and the fierce corpse that had spoke-- his uncle.

"B-but, I--" "Leave! Never come back!"

Jiang Yanli couldn't see this child-- the son she bore. He didn't deserve to have a Mother as fallen as her, she couldn't ever redempt for leaving him or her other young brother.

Jiang Yanli gathered her breath, composing herself.

"Shi... jie.." Wei Wuxian let out, knowing what was going on inside her mind, and hating that he couldn't do anything to help her, but... she couldn't just yell at her son like that...!

"Silence." Jiang Yanli let out, not turning her head to look at the Ghost General, her once gentle yellow eyes staring down on Jin Ling coldly. "Get out of here and never come back," She repeated her previous word, ignoring the unbearable feeling in her chest, struggling to keep looking at the boy that resembled Jin Zixuan so much. "This isn't your place and I am not your mother." Not anymore, not ever since a long time ago.

Jin Ling felt his fist clench painfully at his side, looking at his Mother's- no, the Yiling Matriarch's ugly red eyes with his trembling ones, unshed tears dancing at the corner of them.

This wasn't fair!

At their matching stare down, a Mother that had forsaken her child and a Boy that pitifully hoped with the innocence of a young child that he would find his Mother, all that Wei Wuxian could do was watch, face as blank and pale as a paper.

Even though he wanted to yell.

Even though he wanted to say to his beloved Shijie that she shouldn't do this to her son too-- Wasn't Jin Zixuan and Jiang Cheng enough?

Slowly, Wei Wuxian felt his mouth curl in distate. Jiang Yanli didn't see it, too busy trying to hide her own emotions in front of Jin Ling to notice anything else around her.

Seconds, maybe minutes, passed, but it felt like an eternity there and then.

Jin Ling had surrendered.

Jiang Yanli couldn't celebrate.

He left, not wanting to take any more blow than that. His own Mother didn't want him-- Just why?

He had to cry, he wanted to, but he couldn't lower his head so easily. He would leave with, at least, his head raised and proud, even if it was a facade.

Jiang Yanli watched her son go, her red eyes empty and dead, and expression that had become usual of lately.

Jiang Yanli turned on her heel, she wouldn't look back, too.

"Let's go, A-Xian."

"... Yes, Shijie."

Hahahaha, it's horrible but-- I had just... the urge to write...

Yiling Matriarch Jiang Yanli but Jin Ling is born before she starts demonic cultivation and after Wei Wuxian dies. He hears stories that talk about his uncle Wei Ying and his mother who lives in the burial mounds with the Wen remnants. When he asks about what happened to Wei Wuxian, nobody answers. It's when he's on a night hunt and almost killed that he meets his mother and uncle. He realizes why nobody told him anything because Jiang Yanli brought Wei Wuxian back as her ghost general.

She … isn’t what he had been expecting. The portrait his father kept in his room showed a young, pretty woman in purple robes. Uncle Jiang said she was always smiling and that she was the kindest person he had ever known. The woman before him wore dark clothes and looked like she hasn’t had a decent meal in weeks. She had dark circles under her red eyes and there was no smile on her face.

She didn’t recognize him and that hurt more than words could describe. She called him a pest and was about to command the corpses surrounding them to attack until one of them spoke. 

“Shiji,” he said. Jin Ling is shocked to realize that he recognizes the corpse. His Uncle Jiang had a drawing of him when he was alive. Could it be-? “The bell on his belt… I recognize it.”

*inhales*

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