Most Of The World's Problems Are Caused By The Men Who Think They're Somehow Better Than Women.

Most of the world's problems are caused by the men who think they're somehow better than women.

More problems would be solved if a group of people stopped believing that they deserve to live more than another group.

intelligence is knowing lots and lots of words.

wisdom is knowing that sometimes, regardless of all the words floating around your head, 'fuck' is absolutely the right word for a given situation, and no, using it does not make you sound like an idiot.

My " I'd rather get hurt than hurt someone else" conscience is one day gonna be the death of me.

what people think gift giving as a love language means: *spending an excessive amount of money on materialistic gifts for people during the holidays*

what gift giving as a love language actually means: “i picked up this cool rock that i found on the ground that reminded me of you” or “i bought you this necklace for 50 cents at a yard sale cause i thought you’d like it” or even “i’ve had this thing since childhood but i feel like it could be of some use to you or give you comfort so i want you to have it”

Or you can show two flowers "kissing" like old Indian movies do.

"instead of a sex scene you can just include two characters looking towards a bedroom door" sounds like an excerpt from a guideline for those christian propaganda films and yet

Two and a half men really dragged out one plotline for 8 seasons