I Have Exactly One Physical Transformers Product. The Product Has Four Parts: Optimus Prime, Megatron,

i have exactly one physical transformers product. the product has four parts: optimus prime, megatron, and two combat stands. optimus prime and megatron cannot transform. they each attach to the combat stands with a part that protrudes from their soles.

each of the combat stands is controlled by a knob. rotating this knob will cause the attached figure to rotate, its limbs flailing wildly. the aim of the game is to press the button on the opposing figure’s chest so they will fall off the stand and net you a point.

in a shockingly fitting turn of events, optimus prime’s button will make him pop off the stand. megatron’s requires an additional pulling motion, which makes victory nigh impossible. regardless, the buttons will likely not be pressed. you have to hit them dead on, which is not easy when your degree of control is “how much do you want this toy to flail”.

so what you’re left with, then, are two figures swinging wildly at each other, neither capable of actually winning, but one is far more likely to succeed at least once than the other. and that’s just quintessential transformers, i think.

anyway, the reason i’m sharing this story is i think the gif is hilarious

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

First post here! Still trying to work my way around this app, but here’s an animatic I did celebrating TMNT Mutant Mayhem!🤎

Some goofy ahh video I made

Idk, I just wanted to share this random thought I had at like 3 am last night somewhere with anyone, so as my favorite Tumblr blog, you get the pleasure of seeing it ig

Rise!Leo/Rise!Donnie: Motherless behavior.

12!Mikey: We're not motherless!

prob 12!Raph or 12!Leo: Mikey, don't..

12!Mikey: *shows that empty mutagen container he kept calling mom* See!

Rise turtles: Wut–

I’m no good at drawing the 2012 turtles but this was too good not to draw

that boys girls meme but with the batkids