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chat Im gonna need a batfam fic about this STAT bc ik the kids put him up to this

Your guilty son

I thought I had moved past the guilt.

I thought I had almost rebuilt.

Drowned out the laughter that told me I was at fault.

Yet the feelings didn't halt.

I miss you dearly—I love you so sincerely.

My mind can see no value, in whom my heart has grown attached to.

Please think nothing of them (except I think I love them)

Are you truly gone if I let them live?

Are these thoughts something you can forgive?

-7 day Watchtower challenge, Ao3, Silver_Athena

HC: Duke is the sweet gentle kid(tm) until there is drama. He gets ALL over ANY tea when it comes up, and will immediately share the tea with anyone who will listen

Dick loves it

Jason could care less

Tim is too sleep deprived

Steph is his partner in crime

Cass helps get the tea

Barbara is a mix of she loves it, but also doesn’t have time for it

Damien pretends not to care but secretly he enjoys hearing about it

Selina is his second partner in crime

Bruce listens (begrudgingly) (he listens because he loves his kids)

Alfred is constantly laughing at Bruce because of this (he’s the one who gives duke the tea in the first place)

Duke: *sighs*

Stephanie: You bored?

Duke: Yeah.

Stephanie: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Duke: Thought you'd never ask.

逃がした魚は大きい / the biggest fish is always the one that got away a wreath of goldfish is like a signal

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

Fashion meme with the Batfam 

Can we get the event that caused the driver ejector button to be removed?

Bruce: You should've called me. You should've done ANYTHING other than—

Bruce: *keeps lecturing*

Robin!Dick: *ejects him*

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Bruce: How are you liking the Batmobile, chum?

Robin!Jason: It's awesome! What's this button do?

Bruce: No don't that's—

Bruce: *gets ejected*

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Robin!Tim: Can I change the radio station?

Bruce: Sure.

Tim: *fumbles around in the dark*

Tim: *hits eject*

*Batmobile automatically comes to a stop*

Bruce: *walks over and gets back in*

Tim: ...My bad.

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Robin!Steph: I'm sick of this guy.

Steph: *ejects Bruce*

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Bruce and Cass: *on a long drive*

Cass: I'm bored.

Cass: *hits the button*

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Damian: Father, may I drive the Batmobile?

Bruce: No, you're too young.

Damian: *hovers his finger over the button*

Bruce: Don't even think about it.

Damian: Tt, I was merely joking.

Bruce: Hng.

Damian:

Damian: *ejects him*

Damian: Element of surprise.

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Bruce: Oracle, coordinates?

Barbara: Sending them over.

Bruce: These directions will take too long. I know a shortcut.

Barbara: I'm looking at the traffic cams and you really shouldn't—

Bruce: I know what I'm doing.

Barbara: *remotely ejects him*

Barbara: Jackass.

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Bruce: Before you drive the Batmobile yourself, you need to familiarize yourself with the controls. That's the emergency light button, that's the Bluetooth connection, and these two are for the cupholders.

Duke: What about this big red one?

Bruce: *sighs*

Bruce: *gets ejected*

Duke: He's got to start labeling these.

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Bruce: Good news, everyone. We got a new Batmobile.

Alfred: What was wrong with the old one?

Bruce: *eye twitches*

“Your sending me mixed signals”💀

“Move im gay” icon really

“SHAZAM” NO DICK YOUR NOT BILLY-

Every superhero needs a terrible catchphrase, what’s each bats (with Alfred being exempt from such ridiculousness of course)?

Dick/Nightwing: “SHAZAM!”

Jason/Red Hood: “Been dead, done that.”

Tim/Red Robin: “Red Robin, yum!”

Damian/Robin: “I am the son of Batman, grandson of Ra’s Al Ghul, heir to the League of Assassins…” etc. etc.

Duke/Signal: “You’re sending me mixed signals here”

Stephanie/Spoiler: “Spoiler alert!”

Cassandra/Orphan: “Don’t worry, this is only gonna hurt a lot”

Barbara/Oracle: “Did someone call for tech support?”

Harper/Bluebird: “Can we fix it? Yes we can!”

Carrie/Batgirl: “YEET!”

Kate/Batwoman: “Move, I’m gay.”

Bruce/Batman: “I am the darkness. I am the night. I am Batman!”

Duke Thomas's bones light up like a glow stick when broken. Bruce nearly has a heart attack when they found this out. Duke and the rest of the Bat Kids think its the greatest thing ever.

Duke: I can explain.

Bruce: Can you?

Duke: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Tim: What do you think Jason will do for a distraction?

Duke: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Duke: ... or they could do that.

Duke: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Tiffany: What's that?

Duke: You've never had leftovers???

Tiffany: No, because I'm not a quitter.

Duke: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Dick: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Dick: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Duke’s been crying about his parents in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

Jason: Croissants: dropped

Dick: Road: works ahead

Duke: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Stephanie: Shavacado: fre

Tim: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Damian:

Damian: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

When in Doubt, Blame Damian | Jason x Reader

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Pairing: Jason Todd x GN! Reader

WC: 928

CW: Swearing, over thinking. It’s mostly kinda fluffy. No use of Y/N.

Author's Note: I got this idea while giving my dog a bath sooo here you go idk lol hope you like it🖤

Summary: You get a dog!! … but you didn’t tell Jason.

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You blamed Damian.

You normally blame Damian for a lot. More than you're willing to admit, sometimes for stuff he wasn't even involved in.

But this time you think it's actually his fault.

How could you not blame him? If he hadn't asked for a ride to the pet store. If he didn't insist that Titus absolutely needed a new friend. If he never put that little puppy in your arms basically forcing you to fall in love with the little baby that was giving you kisses, then you wouldn't be here right now.

You wouldn't be in yours and your boyfriend's apartment trying to figure out how to tell said boyfriend that you guys now had a dog. 

Would Jason be mad? Honestly? You didn't know. The topic of getting a dog or a cat has came up a few times.

He would usually say things like ‘Maybe’ or ‘Now's just probably not a good time’ it was never a definite yes or no.

So maybe it wouldn't be that bad, you thought to yourself trying to give yourself some confidence. 

I mean it was your apartment too. You contributed. And it would feel nice to have something to keep you company while Jason was on patrol or had to go somewhere for a while.

You'd hyped yourself up at this point you had some good arguments lined up for why it was a good idea.

You felt confident about your choice, especially when you looked down at the little puppy sleeping peacefully in his bed that was in your shared bedroom. You got this, you told yourself and you really believed that. You genuinely did.

That was until you heard the front door unlock. 

You rush out the room, closing the door softly trying not to wake up the puppy. 

You walked into the living room to greet Jason who was out all morning and most of the afternoon training with Dick, Cass and Duke. 

“Hey Jay.” You say giving him a soft kiss.

“Hi my love. How was your day?”

Jason says, giving you a tight hug, holding you for a moment. 

“Umm it was you know. It was fine. Hung out with Dames. Nothing crazy you know? How about you?”

You rambled pulling away from Jason trying not to sound suspicious while walking to the couch in the living room. 

Jason gives you a questioning look but ends up just dropping it and following you to the couch.

“It was fine. Just the normal shit. I missed you though.”

Jay pulls you into him while giving you a kiss on your head. You feel kinda guilty at this point.

You don't like keeping things from Jason. He has a lot of trust issues so it was important that you guys had a lot of honesty and communication in your relationship. 

You pull away from Jason and look at him, giving him a slightly guilty look.

“Jay, I have something to tell you. Don't be mad.”

“Did something happen when you were out with the Demon Spawn? Did he do something? What did he say? I'm gonna kick that little brats ass.”

Jason runs his hand through his hair already mad at Damian for whatever Jason thinks he did. 

“Jay calm down Dames didn't technically do anything. I did something, and before you get mad-”

You were interrupted when you heard a puppy bark and a slight clawing sound at the bedroom door and judging by Jasons face he also heard it. 

“What was that?”

“What was what?”

You give a little chuckle, now trying to play it off. Hoping that this isn't how Jason finds out but knowing that it is. 

“Babe Is there a dog here?”

“Um technically..? Yes?”

Jason sighs and gets up to the bedroom and opens the door letting the dog run up to you as he tries to climb up on you. You pick him up, putting him on your lap while he starts playing with your hand. 

“Babe, who’s dog is that?”

“Umm… Ours?”

“When did we get a dog?”

Jason says wide eyed and raises his eyebrows at you.

“It's all Damian's fault! He told me how lonely Titus gets sometimes and I felt bad and just look at how cute he is!”

You try to explain picking the dog up so Jason can look at him.

 “Don't be mad jay..”

You say putting the puppy on the floor so he can run around a little all while you look extremely guilty.

“Mad? Why would I be mad? Wait baby, is this what you were trying to tell me?”

Jason says sitting next to you on the couch while looking at you concerned. 

“Yes… I felt bad making a choice like that without you and I know how you don't like it when people hide stuff from you and I just don't want to make you mad.”

“Baby, I'm not mad. I'm not thrilled that you got a dog without me, especially because it was with the Demon Spawn. But I'm not mad.”

Jason says pulling you into him kissing the top of your head.

“You're not mad? Really?”

“I can't be mad at you baby. You mean everything to me.”

Jason says while the puppy runs up to you guys laying down at your feet.

“I'm still sorry Jay.”

“I know you are, baby. It's okay, promise. Now what's this little guy's name?”

Jason says picking up the puppy and looking at his face while you smile at them.

Maybe you shouldn't blame Damian… this time.

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BatFam At Disneyland Headcanons

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Author's Note: This is my First time Writing Headconons so I hope you guys like it and I did it right <3

Also this is based kinda on my experiences at Disneyland which I haven’t been there in like 10 years? So I haven’t been to Avengers Campus or Star Wars so sorry if stuff is wrong so sounds weird.

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Dick: 

-Is actually so excited but doesn't want to show it because he knows Jason is gonna make fun of him.

-He would get so happy when he gets called a ‘Space Ranger’ when they scan his ticket.

-Gets pissed that there's not many rides that are wheelchair accessible.

-Keeps saying how he can do the Spider-Man's flip at Avengers Campus.

-Is now convinced he can be Spider-Man.

-Tried to get Spider-Man to do a backflip with him.

-Got sad when Babs told him to leave the Cast Members alone.

Jason: 

-Makes fun of Dick because he knows he's excited.

-Is also really excited.

-Try’s to think of a ways to leave Damian because he knows hes going to complain the whole fucking time.

-He's 100% gonna try and flirt with some of the princesses.

-Also gets pissed that there's not many rides that are wheelchair accessible.

-Gets yelled at by Alfred and Brunce when he tries to hold his middle finger up in the picture with Steph.

Tim: 

-Gets sick on the TeaCups ride.

-He got so excited when he met woody like he was jumping with joy.

-Bro loved Cars Land like he had to be forced to leave.

-Makes everyone wait till the lights turn on in Cars Land

-Cries during ‘The World of Color’ show.

-’Toy Story Midway Mania’ was his favorite ride of the whole day.

-Gets freaked out thinking about Walt Disney's frozen head.

Damian: 

-Complained the whole way there.

-Wants to go to ‘The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter’.

-Gets pissed when he can't go to The Wizarding World.

-Is pissed till they go on Hyperspace Mountain. 

-He had so much fun at StarWars.

-He made a droid and a lightsaber.

-Kept comparing Brunce to Iron man.

Duke: 

-Makes fun of Tim for getting sick on the TeaCups.

-When everyone gets Mickey Mouse Ears he laughs at Dick because they wouldn't put ‘Dick’ on the ears.

-Got a little scared on the Indiana Jones ride, he kept his eyes closed because he was not taking any chances.

-Small World freaked him out a little. 

-He was eating every candy and treat he could get his hands on.

-Pretends he's not sick at the end of the night because he doesn't want to prove that Alfred was right.

Bruce: 

-He begs Alfred to go because he can't deal with all his kids by himself in a place like Disney.

-Man is stressed.

-Mentally complains about how expensive everything is like he isn't a billionaire.

-Grizzly Peak was his favorite.

-He thought ‘Soarin’ was the best ride. \

-Now hates Iron Man

Cass: 

-Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mason were her favorite.

-Doesn't want to but agrees to take pictures with the princesses (she actually really wants to, especially with Pocahontas).

-Meeting Loki was the highlight of her day.

-Convinces Tim that Walt Disney's Head is frozen in the basement. 

Steph: 

-Explains to Damian that The Wizarding World is at a different park.

-Convinces Cass and Babs to take pictures with every princess they see.

-Gets Jason to take a picture with Eeyore and Tigger. (She said it was them)

-Makes everyone watch the parade. 

-Cries during the Fireworks. 

Babs: 

-Get's sad that there's not many rides that are wheelchair accessible.

-Convinces Dick that he can go on rides without her.

-Loved taking pictures with the princesses

-Meeting Ariel was her favorite part.

-Jungle Cruise was her favorite ride.

-Tells Dick to leave Spider-Man alone.

-Tells Dick he can't just ask people to do backflips with him.

-Loved Pixie Hollow. 

Alfred: 

-It was his idea but he wants to stay at the manor.

-Has no idea why Bruce is stressed considering he planned everything.

-Takes princess pictures with the girls.

-Kept telling Duke to stop eating so much candy because he was going to get sick.

-Stand behind everyone during the fireworks and tear up at the idea of this trip healing all of their inner childs even if it's just a little.

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