Creatures United Incorrect Quotes/things My Friends N I Have Said Pt Three:

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt three:

warning[s] - crude language, explicit content, general teenage shit

indigo: maybe i'm not a skinny white boy, look at those thighs jesus christ -

etie: yOU'RE SO CUTE

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helen: help i'm wearing a corset and my cat is swarming towards my tits

carter: WHAT

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simon: i- "i only like my cum white"?

seph: we don't talk about it

gray: so there was peanut butter and jelly -

seph: wE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

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etie: boobs with the fur

seph: hot

cameron: oh.

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joseph: get yourself an emo who's also a housewife

indigo: i have one, it's my brother

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gray: seph when can i mive in

seph: mhm

seph: oh, now

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helen: LET ME EAT MY CANDLES IN PEACE

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joseph: someone's just a giant chicken

bex: wow

joseph: w a knife

bex: .. wow

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simon: yk i don't enjoy hurting people

indigo: i don't believe you

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joseph: beautiful song

carter: it's jazz hands..

joseph: oh

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bex: no one wants a dirty sink cake

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simon: you guys are invited to the funeral btw

helen: THE FUNERAL???

simon: I MEANT THE WEDDING, I MEANT THE WEDDING -

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etie: your hair has too much ass from being a strippper

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seph: this is why we can't take you anywhere shawty

bex: bc i call 48 yr old men seggsy?

simon: yes.

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cameron: he was too obsessed with folding his paper towels into triangles

carter: [eats his well folded paper towels]

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etie: indigo what if you had a sister named violet

indigo: that'd be weird

etie: nO IT'D BE PERFECT

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simon: the way he runs reminds me of someting,, what is it?

simon: oh berries and cre-

joseph: bERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM, IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM

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indigo: im not re-entering my one direction phase for the music

[holds up picture of louis tomlinson]

indigo: i'm doing it for him.

simon: k.

i thlammed my penith in the car door 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

we've talked about this </3

o would u look at that my eyes r being a lil silly goofy rn and crying

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt two:

warning[s] - crude language, explicit wording, general teenage shit

seph: i have the longest, thickest, hardest dick to breathe

seph: I

seph: AM

seph: BIG DICK ENERGY

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simon: i miss joseph </3

indigo: homiesexual

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etie: gay and only some of us can drive

cameron: plus gray

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bex: tiffany was just horny on the main

simon: we all are, she's not special

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seph, texting the gc: @/gray i blame u for the way i talk about my new phone

carter: SKFKSJF

seph: I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS THING

joseph: pfftt.. ask google

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carter: simon said your dick was fake

simon: all i said was that it was a strap

seph: straps are real dicks simon </3

cameron: so true

joseph: poor simon

simon: you're all gay

etie: true

bex: simon you're literally unlabeled

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etie: you're all my favorite

cameron: aw

indigo: :D

helen: thank youuu

simon: sick.

seph: forgive him, he doesn't understand human affection

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seph: simon compare dick sizes with me

simon: bet let's go

indigo: what.. what else did i expect.

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cameron, to indigo: YOUR TWIN SIBLING YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD???

joseph, also to indigo: HARRY STYLES???

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simon: i'm a whore

bex: .. aND I'M NON BINARY!

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bex: [sprays joseph with deoderant]

joseph: this is jos abuse

bex: no, that's what your mom does

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indigo: i drink diet coke from tiddies now

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cameron: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM! NOW DO YOU WANT TO PLAY ROBLOX OR NOT?!

carter: y - yes?

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gray: why go for the kneecaps?

simon: i'm tall, aggressive, and they'll never see it coming.

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joseph, sending a picture in the gc: my guitar ft simon's foot

simon: i have sexy feet what are you talking about /j

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gray: what's 1+1?

seph: uh

seph: ..

seph: two

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indigo: you ever just drink salt water?

simon: no

indigo: oKAY

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.