O Would U Look At That My Eyes R Being A Lil Silly Goofy Rn And Crying

o would u look at that my eyes r being a lil silly goofy rn and crying

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

I stole your dino nuggies <3

was wondering where those went

Me reading an X reader fanfic:

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt one:

warnings - crude language, general stupid teenage shit

indigo: [messaging cameron] we were supposed to make smoothies </3

indigo: [calls cameron continuously] DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING SMOOTHIE OR NOT

cameron, in the other room: [messages indigo back] smoothie <3

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simon: HEAR ME OUT - cheerios on cream cheese toast

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seph: i brought you food

gray: thank you :)

[opens container]

gray: it's lemons?

seph: it's lemons.

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joseph: LISTEN, I DIDNT DRINK EXPIRED MILK AND EAT STALE GRAHAMCRACKERS IN MY CHILDHOOD FOR THIS KIND OF DISRESPECT

cameron: i-

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cameron: alcohol kills kids!

carter: only if they get alcohol poisoning

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helen: i forgot the context and almost said casually throws giant teddy bear at you n then i remembered

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etie: GOODNIGHT I LOVE YOU DON'T DIE and how dare you give me baby fever

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bex: Y'ALL NEVER ATE PLAY DOUGH AS A LIL KID??

joseph: i ate glue

simon: i ate nail polish

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etie, about to message gray, hovering over the send button: make me a milf 😩

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simon: you know what i just realized

seph: hm?

simon: [neph]ilim per[seph]one

helen: it was meant to be

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indigo: all indi know is make masc thirst trap, drink diet coke, cry, repeat

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carter: i was like "wha-" and then the shaking and sobbing began

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etie: I want to be so caffeinated I don't feel my fingers

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indigo: i am only alive during the coldest hours in the day did u know that

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seph: it's nesley cunt- cRUNCH OHMYGOD CRUNCH I MEANT CRUNCH

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indigo: probe

cameron: and not in the good way

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bex: THAT BITCH ON ROBLOX CANT SAY SHIT TO ME NOW

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helen: i live life on the edge, i forget- i mean, i don't wear earring backs

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etie: I SAID WHORE HOUSE INGROWN ON TO UR MOM, I'M SORRY

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joseph: they- OOO LIL GAY FISH

creatures united incorrect quotes/as things my friends n i have said pt five

warning(s) - crude language, explicit themes, general teenage shit

indigo: he's so hot and he makes me so happy

etie: as long as you're happy

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simon: they're the itch we tried so hard to scratch until we stabbed it due to it being overly irritated.

joseph: si please don't stab yourself to get rid of an itch

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bex: ARE YOU GOING TO LET THAT CLOWN KILL MOMMY??

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seph: why is he an english woman from the 1800s

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simon: he's quirky

joseph: and horny

gray: AND flexible

carter: the whole package man

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indigo: i got a death threat on an x reader i wrote

simon: oh!

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etie: i'm a ginger now, what r u gonna do about it

bex: are you the ginger that followed simon

joseph: no, that was me

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helen: ur so good at listening

gray: thanks it's from trauma

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indigo: he's OUR babygirl actually

etie: we share babygirl

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seph: i'm too committed to the bit.

seph: all i've drunk within the past two days is vitamin water.

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carter: smash

simon: valid. slutty man waist era ig

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joseph: what's ur home address

helen: EXCUSE ME

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seph: OH RYOO RIGHT

seph: SATAN

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bex: pew pee mothafucka

cameron: pew pee

bex: .. i said what i said

joseph: i'm sure you mean it bex

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indigo: the soup bases r pussy poppin

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carter: u kehds okeyyyhhhhh?

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indigo: crying myself to sleep, simon told me i looked like valentine from monster high

helen: as he should

creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends n i have said pt three:

warning[s] - crude language, explicit content, general teenage shit

indigo: maybe i'm not a skinny white boy, look at those thighs jesus christ -

etie: yOU'RE SO CUTE

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helen: help i'm wearing a corset and my cat is swarming towards my tits

carter: WHAT

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simon: i- "i only like my cum white"?

seph: we don't talk about it

gray: so there was peanut butter and jelly -

seph: wE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT

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etie: boobs with the fur

seph: hot

cameron: oh.

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joseph: get yourself an emo who's also a housewife

indigo: i have one, it's my brother

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gray: seph when can i mive in

seph: mhm

seph: oh, now

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helen: LET ME EAT MY CANDLES IN PEACE

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joseph: someone's just a giant chicken

bex: wow

joseph: w a knife

bex: .. wow

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simon: yk i don't enjoy hurting people

indigo: i don't believe you

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joseph: beautiful song

carter: it's jazz hands..

joseph: oh

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bex: no one wants a dirty sink cake

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simon: you guys are invited to the funeral btw

helen: THE FUNERAL???

simon: I MEANT THE WEDDING, I MEANT THE WEDDING -

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etie: your hair has too much ass from being a strippper

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seph: this is why we can't take you anywhere shawty

bex: bc i call 48 yr old men seggsy?

simon: yes.

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cameron: he was too obsessed with folding his paper towels into triangles

carter: [eats his well folded paper towels]

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etie: indigo what if you had a sister named violet

indigo: that'd be weird

etie: nO IT'D BE PERFECT

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simon: the way he runs reminds me of someting,, what is it?

simon: oh berries and cre-

joseph: bERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM, IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREAM

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indigo: im not re-entering my one direction phase for the music

[holds up picture of louis tomlinson]

indigo: i'm doing it for him.

simon: k.