Creatures United As Things My Friends And I Have Said/incorrect Quotes Part Six

creatures united as things my friends and i have said/incorrect quotes part six

bex: sluttin it up on the interwebs bc my boyfriend made me mad

bex: sluttin it up backfired he wants all the pictures

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indigo: what if i dyed my leg hair

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seph: helena aves, i am TRYING to slut it up for you reply to me please

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indigo, referencing a 5sos tiktok: im making you and cam make this with me

etie: do it

indigo: you get to be c swizzle bbg dw

etie: omg

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seph: dude that sounded so wet

carter: what?

seph: his ass

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simon: [sends indigo spicy text]

indigo: WHATS GOING ON??? I’M A BABY BOY, I WAS JUST READING THE MAZE RUNNER.

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helen: i feel like i have very fingerable hair

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gray: who lives in a papaya under the sea?

joseph: me!!!

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cameron: i have a stomach of iron

bex: you literally have ibs

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etie: the only ones i trust to be ginger are helen and joseph

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indigo: simon said i could be flounder in the little mermaid

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helen: oh no i think fancy pants is in love with me

joseph: oh no

joseph: not fancy pants

joseph: ANYONE BUT FANCY PANTS

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simon: this is the most twink picture ive ever taken (i’m literally howl pendragon)

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gray: my back hurts so bad all i did was wake up

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indigo: save a horse ride a cowboy idk

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carter: why am i so alone?

seph: don’t worry kid we’ll sign you up for eharmony when we get home

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[mothers day]

simon: my moms dead so i deserve the money

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bex: ur slutty hawaiian shirt dad is back

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helen: yk maybe i should redo my sims

helen: bc etie kinda uh

helen: lit herself on fire and died in front of my sim

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joseph: i’m running out of petnames

carter: google them?? idk

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seph: anyways i’m not gay

indigo: sure, and i’m not an emo twink that lives in the south

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etie: i think i made have accidentally made my ai bot sentient

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indigo: you threatened to kill me, i’m not that desperate

simon: cmon you can’t hold a grudge forever

indigo: THAT WAS 30 SECONDS AGO

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cameron: stab him in the penis

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

i thlammed my penith in the car door 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.

o would u look at that my eyes r being a lil silly goofy rn and crying

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.