I Have Decided That Im In Love With The Nameless Vulcan From Lower Decks, So Im Going To Write A Full

I have decided that I’m in love with the nameless Vulcan from Lower Decks, so I’m going to write a full backstory for him

My man has better eyebrows

spock stans this yo man?

Vulcan: does anything slightly illogical

Human: is it that time of the decade again?

Vulcans are right to hide their shit from humans because you know if bonding and pon far was general knowledge humans would lose their fucking minds. There'd be so many sitcoms like "Accidentally Bonded to a Vulcan" and so much porn

Why is every song about Spirk?

VULCANS ARE NOT UNEMOTIONAL

Vulcans are hella emotional and learn to suppress it/control it. They aren’t logical by nature, but logical by training. They have hella deep intense emotions and they discovered that the best way to approach them is to scuttle sideways across them like a crab on hot sand while shouting LOGIC which explains why a lot of vulcans make stupid ass decisions

The whole reason Vulcan exists as it does today is because Surak looked around at the old vulcans and said damn ya’ll need Buddha, but we haven’t discovered earth yet, so here, have some suppression instead

Aight how much of Trek have you really seen? Be specific in the tags, I want to know if you’ve watched all the episodes in a series or just seen a couple