Here's The Poorly-written Paragraph Nobody Asked For

Here's the poorly-written paragraph nobody asked for

Ta’vinn is a 23-year-old command ensign on the USS Cerritos. He grew up in the Tat'Sahr province on Vulcan, but he hasn’t been home since he joined Starfleet. The only member of his family that he still talks to is his twin sister, T’Pak. She is a medical doctor on Vulcan, making her the favourite child. He majored in advanced theoretical physics at starfleet academy, but ended up getting a job in command. He has a boyfriend named Max who is an ensign in the astrophysics department on the Cerritos.

I have decided that I’m in love with the nameless Vulcan from Lower Decks, so I’m going to write a full backstory for him

I have concluded that Kirks’ tits make an appearance approximately once every three episodes

If I had to see this, so do you

an (very long) addition to your vulcan name generator post: Sus, Strork, Meth, No, Fu, Strum, Naasel, Struck, Dot, Tu, Lufe, Suck, Fut, Stut, Dim, Stick, Penun, Volvos, Sock, Stock, Sekkyc, Sellutt, Sork, Fark, Skuty, Son, Pi, Straapy, Sy, Lit, Fith, Dark, Kirk (😳), San, Strofaurk, Jadick, Pot, Lork, T'Kirk, and of course Keller. and we can't forget Fuck

I love these! Kirk is 100% Vulcan

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spock's smiling and laughing 🥺

this is why i love this movie so much, spock is rediscovering himself and in this moment with his closest friends he lets himself be just a little more visibly human

More real quotes

Spock: I want to kiss you

Jim: what?

Spock: I said you’re being illogical

Jim: oh, okay

Bones: those don’t even sound similar!