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Spock: you are behaving illogically as always, captain
Kirk: stop beating a dead horse, Spock
Bones: the horse was already dead before this all started. Now the horse is deep in hell and engulfed in flame
Chekov: what did the poor horse ever do to you?
More real quotes
Spock: I want to kiss you
Jim: what?
Spock: I said you’re being illogical
Jim: oh, okay
Bones: those don’t even sound similar!
Data: sometimes the fact that I don’t have emotions makes me sad
Spock: doctor, how long does it take the average human to begin hallucinating from sleep deprivation?
Bones: I think–
Kirk: 72 hours
Spock: how do you–
Kirk: there’s a clown behind you
Bones: do you even know what you’re doing?
Kirk: no, but that’s probably for the best
Bones: how is that for the best?!
Idea for the crossover
Boimler: wow! It’s Spock! Is it true that you asked Captain Kirk to marry you three different times?
Spock (lying and turning bright green): of course not. I do not have such feelings for lieutenant Kirk
Kirk: Captain? Did you say that I get to be captain of the enterprise?
Totally normal family dinner
Gray: thanks for the android body. It’s kind of weird coming back from the dead
Hugh: you took it better than I did
Adira: wtf??
Paul: yeah, the fungus people didn’t like him that much