Oki Weird But I Lwk Like Your Url

oki weird but i lwk like your url

thanks anon idk how i came up with it (i promise i dont have a toenail fetish🙏)

three tangerines (m) | myg

title: three tangerines pairing: yoongi x reader rating/genre: m ; smut ; brother’s best friend au, implied age gap au summary: throughout high school, you sometimes caught glimpses of your brother’s older friends: some of them were sweet, some of them were smart. but the one closest to him? that guy was a total f*ckboy from day one. after a foray of horrid relationships spanning years - ending with one that broke up with you for an alarming reason - you needed advice on what the hell you were doing wrong… and this wasn’t a conversation for anyone sweet or smart. (loosely based off one part of “the window” by silvershine) warnings: pov switch (just one), age gap implied, cursing, dirty talk, choking, hair pulling, thigh riding, oral (m/f rec), sl*t/wh*re mentions, spanking, size kink, hand kink, pussy slapping, penetration, protected sex, rough sex, fingering, breast play, slight ass play, daechwita yoongi should be a warning in itself.. i think that’s it? he keeps the chains on so there’s that, too lmao note: this is a super late birthday present for the wonderful @sketchguk​ <3 ily, teresa and i hope you have fun with this one lololol. and thank you endlessly to @taesinferno​ @chateautae​ and @lavienjin for being angel betas! you all mean the world to me and you know i got you if you need anything in return. note 2: ALSO.. thank you all so much for the level of interest bc that taglist was popping. i did not expect that turnout (or to laugh so much at all of your answers and screams LOL) so you gave me incredible motivation to keep writing. i’m also trying something new which you will see if you get to the end. seriously, ty ty!  total word count: 12k drop date: november 16th, 2021, 7:17pm est 20/11/2021 update: also posted on ao3  04/01/2022 update: ⇥ masterlist

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When Yoongi told you he would be there if you needed anything, this isn’t what he had in mind.

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late night talks with modern au!Xiao 😼

 (not proofread we die like real men,, stream mitski on spotify 😋😋)

he’d be sleeping over at your house and it’d be in the middle of the night with school the next day;

he’d be half spooning you with one arm under your head and the other around your waist, legs entangled under the thin sheets. There would be moonlight Seeping In the room from the window while you talked in hushed tones, going back and forth about the littlest things, he’d pull you closer and your eyes would meet, and your breath would hitch,

he looks so ethereal, since when did his eyes look so, pretty? They seem to be glowing in this light, Its amber hue bright against the golden undertones and specks of red and orange. He’s so,, pretty.

”what’s on your mind?” Xiao mutters, as he takes his hand to cup your cheek stroking under your eyes with his thumb.

”Your just really pretty” you whisper, as his ears flush

he’d pinch your cheek in a timid manner,

“d-don’t say things like that” he’d respond as you let out a chuckle as a smirk forms on your face,

“oh, but it’s the truth?” you continue, watching as his face grows increasingly red

”honestly it really surprised me when I found out I was your first s/o— I know a bunch of people who have the hots for you y’know” you say as you get ready to fluster your boyfriend even more,

but before your teasing could escalate any further he cuts you off, with a kiss.

you barely have time to process before he lets go of your lips with a soft but audible pop.

”shut it, won’t you” he grumbles, already used to your teasing, surprised when you grab his cheek and pull him into another kiss, 

it really doesn’t help that your lips lock with each other so perfectly. one kiss turns into two, then three, then four, 

kiss after kiss after kiss, finally pulling away, his forehead resting on yours, wait, when do you two sit up? weren’t you two laying down just now? seems the Fatigue is getting to you, your barely aware of your surroundings.

he smiles just a little, before pulling you in once more,  this time its much slower, more sensual than the others. 

‘’I could never bring myself to love them, not when I could love you instead.’‘ 

‘‘I only have eyes for you,’‘ he shrugs with a smug look on his face, now whos the embarrassed one?

you roll your eyes as he starts laughing.

a taste of you (darling)

summary: xiaojun works at your favorite bookstore, and you have a larger than life crush on him. when fate brings you together outside the store, that crush finally becomes more than just a dream pressed between the pages of unread books, turning instead into your great romance

length: 16,287 words

tags: bookstore au, slowburn(ish), dry humping, penetrative sex, thigh-fucking, spitting and cumplay, tears during sex, fluff, cheesy romance 

Honestly, it was kind of ridiculous how often you came to the bookstore. You didn’t even read that much, but it seemed as if at least once a week you were there, leaving with a new book, and that book would just join  the growing pile of books you had yet to read. 

And it was all because of him. 

He was handsome. Like seriously. One of the most handsome men you had seen in person. Clear skin, defined cheekbones, thick eyebrows over his bright eyes, and a smile that often went a little crooked when you were talking to him at the store while he helped you find a book. 

His name was Xiaojun. 

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Life sucks knowing you’ll never find that one fic u lost

@cros-stuff i knew it bruh😞💔 sorry to dissapoint u all and get your hopes up but i kinda saw it coming😭 sorry guys :(

Has ANYONE read that one royal au kazuha fic where reader thinks hes a commoner or like villager or something and he sneaks into their bathroom the night before reader has to marry a random prince but that random prince is actually him ??? I’m pretty sure it was on ao3 but I cannot find it for the life of me pls help💔💔