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Can you make xiao headcannons? It could be about anything you prefer but if you aren’t sure then an idea is daily life

A/N: A very late response to this, my apologies! I do hope you like this regardless. I did a mixed bag of some headcanons for Xiao here.

Pairings: Xiao x Gn! Reader (headcanons)

Xiao, the heroic, youthful, or demonic, looking man on top of Wangshuu Inn?

One would say he doesn't do much at all, other than sit there and bask in the elements around - not caring whether it's raining, snowing or if it's a blazing sun outside

Xiao cares very little as for what the ordinary, mortal lives think of him. As long as he's fulfilling his duty, protecting them - he is satisfied, and needs no other opinion. He's been doing this for over 3000 years, he knows what he's doing.

Some days are more peaceful than others, and he does laze around, enjoying the warm southern breeze that carries that specific smell that remind him of times long gone

Xiao is able to both reminisce about the long and recent past while standing guard, in his own peculiar way.

The look in his eyes grows duller, softer like silted waters, but he's not losing himself in those murky waters. Some of those memories would be downright terrifying to someone else, as they hail from a time darker than even the Archon War.

When on duty he is as meticulous as anyone would expect, and just as cool and distant when interacting with others, should he really have a need for it

Yet, every now and then he does run into more... domestic things that he couldn't have predicted or escaped. Like aiding a half blind eldery to collect the bamboo shoots, being mistaken for their grandchild due to his height, or helping a child find a way home or get their toy back. These are all people of Liyue, or they just happened to be on those grounds. Xiao is a sworn spear of protection to them.

For his close ones, the ones that are still alive, he makes sure to check in every once in a while, or at least send some things their way so they know they're on his mind

He's not the one to write letters, and has a penchant for a sort of "acts of service" type of show, so if he really must send some paper, he makes a talisman to make up for the lack of words on the paper. Or anything of that sort, even infusing a little bit of his power into the pieces so that it would last longer

If you're someone he truly does care about, or you simply don't want to leave him to rot in his solitude, the act of visiting the old graves and tombs of old comrades and friends with you warms his heart in a comforting way that's still unfamiliar to Xiao

He enjoys listening to you talk about the people he seldom has time or the will to interact with, even if he finds some of their interests weird or pointless, he likes to hear all the variety of personalities and jobs. So much has changed over the years, and so much has also stayed the same. He likes to hear how the Harbor has grown, inside and outside.

During Lantern Rites, he would hope you'd join him, he even goes through the "tedious task" of acquiring a Xiao lantern that the two of you can set into the sky when the time comes. You would do so from one of the mountain tops surrounding Liyue, and both of you can watch the your lone light join the other dozen ones

It's a magical moment to him, no matter how keen he is on rejecting that claim later on. In that moment he's not the Vigilant Yaksha ridden with Karma, he's not general Alatus, he's not a bird with a broken wing nor is he some random immortal soldier. He's just.. Xiao.

Ⓒ n0tamused 2022. Do not repost, translate, edit, and/or copy any of my works. Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated.

Im not sure if you’ve done this already, but do u mind doing a dating xiao (genshin impact) moodboard?

Dating Xiao <3

=͟͟͞͞ ⌧ : bbygurl <3

Hii so i saw that you do requests and i was thinking if you can do some headcanons with diluc, kaeya and xiao with a s/o that has a really important exam, i mean what would the characters do to calm their s/o, with what would they help them, how would they comfort them and things like that.Idk if you can do this i would be very happy<33*srry for my english*

Okay, first of all; i'm so sorry this came off late,, I had a bit of trouble on Xiao's part, but nevertheless, this request is SO cute! I've just finished my exams, but apparently some people are still on exam week so let's do this!

GENSHIN IMPACT: Xiao, Diluc, and Kaeya comforting/helping their S/O before the exams!

DILUC RAGNIVINDR:

After going home from school and into your shared apartment, Diluc would see you hunched over a desk, with many books and pages strewn all over it- some even on the floor. You'd have eye bags from all the studying, a cup of already cold coffee discarded as you tried to stay awake despite the urge to hurl yourself onto the bed.

He respects your hard work, and knows better than to force you away from studying, as he knows how important getting those good marks are for you, but he will definitely cook dinner and brew you a cup of tea, maybe even massage you when you're too sore after being hunched over that desk 24/7.

Diluc, despite not the type to force you away from studying, will make you sleep for a few hours if you decide to pull an all-nighter.

All and all, he would be very respectful, but he would help you by taking care of you <3

KAEYA ALBERICH:

Let's be realistic, Kaeya would definitely be that one annoying piece of shit that'd annoy you to stop studying once he sees you worrying about it too much. Though it may annoy you, it's his way to let your stress go away, or in his case, it's his way to make you rent away all your stress as you shout at him instead to stop disturbing you.

He won't stop until you take a break and cuddle with him, or agree to go with him on a romantic date- his treat. His way for you to forget your worries, or the exams for awhile.

In summary, he would make you forget your worries about studying and let you relax for awhile.

XIAO:

baby, this smoll emo man would study and stress with you, wether you believe it or not. Though, once Xiao realises that your stress goes into a more unhealthy side, he will take the book from your hands, and give you a kiss on your forehead. 'Go take a bath, the bath salt is in the cabinet- i'll highlight the important things while you do so.'

He'll help you calm down and relax while he helps you study instead. Even though he isn't too affectionate, or shows emotions in general, Xiao doesn't want you to stress yourself to shit- and he'd rather have more work to do rather than have you worry yourself.

　　　　　　　　★ UNDER THE MASK ☄︎

" looking forward to the next collab :) " – xiao

synopsis !

successful influencer yn is asked to collab with declining-popularity streamer xiao: because of his constant sarcasm and bad attitude when he streams... so that he can save his reputation. what happens when over the course of the collab, and between the time that you spend together, you discover that xiao just really isn’t what the internet makes him out to be?

contents. xiao x reader smau. influencer au, modern au, streamer au.

currently. planning the series and creating chapters!

notes. thank you lucien for planning with me <3 also i accidentally deleted my entire planning draft for this and almost cried. so pls show this second-time creation some love

taglist. @yzeniko @starz222 @soleillunne @ilyuu @manager-of-the-pudding-bank open! send an ask to be added.

chapters.

prologue. get to know the streamer league. get to know the influencer league.

under the mask. chapter i. intro to xiao. chapter ii. intro to yn. chapter iii. the collab seems like it doesn't work. chapter iv. the collab (still) doesn't work. chapter v. the collab is working. chapter vi. tba please reblog!

My two favorites 😖😖😖

• NSFW Poly relationship headcanons •

Characters included: Xiao x Fem!Reader x Kaedehara Kazuha

Warnings: Marking, biting, breath play, overstimulation, fingering, oral and vaginal sex, praising kink, edging, cockwarming, thigh job, sensation play, shower sex, riding, blowjobs, cumplay, aftercare.

Art: @/chimwengweng

• Marking you up is something you'll never get rid off. Xiao's lips usually suck into your flesh until it's marked purple as a way to show you're his. And only his.

• Kazuha and Xiao have a competitive relationship with you, but that doesn't make any harm. You could say it's funny how much both of them give everything they have in order to see who's able to give you more pleasure in the bedroom.

• Overstimulation is something you have to face every single time you three have sex together. Kazuha usually is the one to tell Xiao that was enough for that night yet you still could feel the flaming desire his amber eyes carried.

• Kazuha's favorite parts of your body are your lips and breasts. His skilled fingers moves around the areola of your breast just to get your nipples hard enough so you can squirm against his body while he teases your buds.

• Xiao, on the other hand, adores your thighs and neck. The way your flesh feels when he gropes your body makes him want to absolutely break your fragile body.

• Breathe play is something that makes Xiao weak to his knees. The way his hands feel around your neck as he thrusts against your tight walls it's heavenly and makes you mumble asking for more as tears of pure pleasure stream down your cheeks.

• Oral sex and fingering is Kazuha's specialty. Often you'll have him asking for you to ride his face, his hands gripping your waist as he abuses your walls with constant sucking, kisses and flutters of his warm tongue. His nose brushes exactly where your clit is, making you pathetically whimper his name as you hold yourself against the headboard.

• Both of them thinks you deserve praises. They'll often tell you how good you feel around them or how obedient and devoted you are towards them. That makes you feel safe and grateful.

• Kazuha takes edging seriously. He'll finger you and fuck you nice and slowly until you're dripping with his cum but he doesn't let you cum at all. And if you do, prepare yourself to deal with a rougher Kazuha.

• You feel pure bliss when you cockwarm any of them. Your tight and wet walls always keep squeezing their dicks until, after long minutes of almost no movement, both of you cum together as your breathing becomes uneasy with the waves of pleasure your bodies go through.

• Thigh jobs are something both of them would do anything to receive constantly. Rubbing and stimulating their cocks between your thighs until they stain your skin with their cum is nothing more than fucking hot.

• Sensation play is a great experience with both of them. Being blindfolded and not being able to watch what Kazuha and Xiao had prepared makes pure adrenalin run through your veins.

• Shower sex is always memorable. The hot water mixed with the steamy room is the perfect place to be fucked against the wall as you give a hand job to your other partner.

• Riding one of them as you give a blowjob to the other is pretty hot too, if you three are okay with that idea. Kazuha will cum inside your mouth, swallow every single drop of his seed, brushing his tip against your lips as he chuckles. You'll ride Xiao until he can't give anything more to you once you took all the cum he could give.

• That leads to cumplay. Their fingers will scoop the essence from inside you to stain your thighs and lower belly or even to make you swallow the cum you so-craved and begged for.

• Aftercare is most of time necessary, since your boyfriends don't take it easy on you. Massages, hot water bottles, kisses and cuddles are as appealing as having sex.

"You know you look better when I mark you up"

• As said before, they'll mark you up with hickeys and kisses, besides disputing which one of them are the best for you. Yet, you're unable to choose any of them. You belong to both and that won't change.

"The way your legs feel around my waist is fucking perfect"

"Your whimpers and moans are so fucking hot"

"Take it. You're a good girl, right? I know you can handle it"

— boyfriends at school —

college au (falling in love and relationship) headcanons. ft. kazuha, xiao

requested by anon (you mentioned school headcanons and i went with college au! falling in love and relationship, since your request didn’t specify anything and i write only x reader! i hope that’s okay <3 and apologies this took so long)

gn! reader

genre: fluff, modern / college au

warnings: alcohol consumption and a cliche way of meeting in xiao’s haha

kazuha

he’s a literature major and basically the whole campus is in love with him.

he gets top grades, he is nice to everyone, super polite and well, very very pretty.

plus, everyone swoons over the fact he is known to write poetry. sometimes, he can be found on the grounds of campus, sitting under a tree, pen in hand and scribbling down on a leather bound notebook, his expression so at peace and relaxed you can’t help but get lost in that gentle smile of the university’s dream boy.

granted, when you realize he’s looking your way and greeting you with a wave of his hand, you want nothing more than for the winds to sweep you far away, but, looking back on it, if it weren’t for your conspicuous staring, you aren’t sure your paths would have crossed and intertwined in the way they did.

with your face burning, you return the wave, and the way his smile widens at your gesture has you daydreaming for hours after.

from that day onwards, it feels like an unspoken agreement between you and kazuha was made; for you two keep encountering each other every day, near the spot where his smile caused for the petals of infatuation to start blooming inside the softest parts of your heart.

at first, your conversations are wrapped in shy glances and bashful “good mornings” and “how’s your day”, but the more you keep meeting, and the more you chat, the more you find yourself falling for him, and, you don’t know yet, but he feels the same way.

kazuha’s confession comes a sunny day, as leaves dance to the melody of autumnal winds. his hand finds yours, and he tells you about a poem inspired by someone special to him. when you ask him if you can hear it, he smiles, gentle, bashful, his cheeks tinting in vibrant shades of maple red.

kazuha starts reciting his haiku, scarlet eyes never leaving your face, his fingers coming up to brush some strands of hair away from your face. you get completely lost in his words, in his soothing voice, in him. he’s created a world of softness, where time seems to come to a standstill, where only you two exist.

and after a few silent seconds, in which kazuha and you just admire each other, the air fills with his voice once more.

“can i kiss you?” kazuha asks, one of his hands cupping your face.

you place your own hand on top of his, leaning into his touch and lean in, yours and his lips meeting in the afternoon sunlight, in a rose tinted garden of golden skies and love scented flowers, made of every moment spent together.

from here on, kazuha always makes time to meet you as much as possible when you two are free from your respective classes.

he invites you to his dorm often, and you meet his friend and roommate, tomo, and kazuha’s white kitten that seems to take a liking to you as soon as you step into the apartment, rubbing itself against your legs.

when his roommate isn’t around, sometimes, you, kazuha and the kitten cuddle in kazuha’s bed or the couch, soon falling asleep, your boyfriend’s arms around you.

other dates include going for coffee and taking long walks, talking about nothing and everything, and kazuha is completely smitten when you ramble on about a topic you’re particularly interested in.

when exams season is near, kazuha is the kind of student who really doesn’t need to cram much. he is highly intelligent, so he picks up on subjects quickly just by attending to class regularly.

which means, if you do indeed need to study hard, he’ll make sure you have everything you need and that you don’t overwork yourself. and if you’re stressed, worry not, for he will kiss your face and cuddle you until you smile.

needless to say, you two are the cutest couple in campus, everyone gushes over how caring and gentlemanly kazuha is with you and how you make him smile so much.

xiao

a criminology major or maybe a gaming engineering major. he’s shy and usually is just scrolling on his phone with cat headphones on, so people don’t really approach him.

and because of that, he really doesn’t have many friends, except a chaotic music major named venti (who is also xiao’s roommate) and an eccentric forensics student named hu tao. somehow, xiao always ends up roped in one of his two friends’ antics.

tries enough to get decent grades, but he spends many hours gaming and he is not willing to sacrifice those for the sake of higher scores on his tests.

secretly many people have a crush on him, he’s just so pretty and cool without even trying and without realizing it himself.

and so, it comes the fateful day in which you two would cross paths.

it happened a busy morning. you were making your way down the building’s stairs, carrying a pile of books in your arms, when someone bumped into you, causing for you to trip, yet the impact never came: someone was holding you upright, their arms securely wrapped around your waist.

“you okay?” a soft voice speaks. when you look up you are met by the most striking and beautiful eyes you have ever seen: gold in color and lined in red, some strands of dark teal hair framing them.

you nod, heat rising to your face when you realize how close you are to this boy who saved you from harm just now. and, while he gives a death glare to the person who bumped into you and didn’t even apologize, you dare a glance in your savior’s direction.

you spot cat headphones looped around the boy’s neck, and you realize this is xiao, the student who spends most of his time gaming or being pestered by the walking chaos that are venti and hu tao.

when you realize xiao is looking at you, you apologize quickly and thank him, averting your eyes because you don’t want to embarrass yourself any further in front of the cool boy half of campus has a crush on.

and in your rush you don’t realize, but a dusting of pink and a dopey smile adorn xiao’s face as he looks at your disappearing figure down the hallway.

for the next days, you two keep meeting here and there, passing each other in the halls or on the campus grounds, and xiao visibly perks up when he sees you (of course, venti and hu tao make sure to tease him for it).

one day, you stayed at school overtime, working on a project due for the next day. when you lift your head from your work, you realize it’s pouring outside, and you don’t have an umbrella, just your luck.

resigning yourself to walk back to your room in the rain, you step outside, but the downpour never comes.

surprised, you look up, to see an umbrella shielding you from the rain.

“you’ll catch a cold like that.” that familiar soft voice. you turn around to see xiao, standing beside you, covering you with his umbrella. “i’ll walk you back.” he murmurs, cheeks flushing.

xiao’s company is comforting, you walk in silence, but it’s nice. you feel his arm around you every now and then, guiding you far from the passing cars and puddles, protecting you.

when you get back to your apartment, you realize xiao’s shoulders and hair are damp. shielding you from the rain at the expense of his own comfort… he truly is too kind.

so you invite him to come in and dry off, and with blushing cheeks and reluctancy, he agrees. you chuckle, he is adorable. he is adorable. and that is the moment the realization hits you: how an easy smile tugged at your lips every time you passed each other in the hallways, how you found yourself thinking about him more often that not, how your gaze lingers on his lips for a little too long, how you maybe want to kiss him.

but for now, you won’t tell him that. you can’t, not if it means you’ll scare him away, that you’ll lose this comfortable friendship you have.

little do you know xiao feels the exact same way about you.

that evening, when the rain stops and before he leaves he asks you (very bashfully) if you guys could exchange phone numbers.

taking his phone from his hands, your fingers brushing against his, you type in your contact info, a “let’s hangout soon?” leaving your lips when he parts, only the door separating your dreamy sigh and xiao’s giddy smile, both of you leaning on opposites sides of it, so close, yet you both are none the wiser.

and hangout together you do. from going to cool diners at ungodly hours in the ams, to spending nights at each other’s dorms, gaming and eating boxed pizza, or just scrolling through your phones, his black oversized hoodie on you, your form leaning against his shoulder.

at this point everyone ships you two, by the way. you are the only two who haven’t realized your own feelings for each other.

(leave it to venti and hu tao to scheme a plan to get the two of you together.)

it happens at one of the parties venti organizes. venti drags xiao to come and hu tao ask you to pretty please don’t leave her hanging and go with her. so you oblige.

once the party is in full swing, venti basically drops a very drunk xiao on you. “take care of him”, he singsongs running away to who knows where.

drunk xiao is cuter than usual, you have to admit. with his cheeks all red and the way he mumbles incoherently while burying his head in your shoulder it’s difficult not to smile.

thankfully your dorm is near the spot where the party is taking place so you manage to half carry / half drag xiao into your room.

he’s clingier than usual. when you lay him on your bed and move to bring him a glass of water, xiao catches your wrist and mumbles “stay. don’t leave. please.”

and his voice is so soft, and he looks so vulnerable like this, that you indulge him (and you) and lay beside him.

to your surprise he wraps his arms around you, his face nuzzling into the crook of your neck, mumbles of how you can call him anytime you need help or are in trouble escaping his lips.

and you’d be completely fooling yourself if you didn’t admit you could have kissed him right then and there. but for now, feeling his touch, being by his side, is enough. you’ll have time during this school year to let your feelings be known to him.

Amazing work, great job! ^w^ I really love scaramouche's part lol

— 𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐇𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ✫

𝐟𝐭;; xiao, diluc, ayato, scaramouche

𝐭𝐰/𝐜𝐰;; mentions of blood/bleeding/bruises, scaramouche thinks about choking someone, implied violence, this is being written before ayato’s official release, so inaccuracies may occur. apologies for any grammar errors.

— 𝐗𝐈𝐀𝐎 feels his breath hitch. Your pained expression comes into view, and suddenly, his vision is filled with red red red, because you’re hurt and there’s blood everywhere and why is his chest aching? Mocking laughter brings his daze to a halt, and Xiao distantly realises that now, his vision is tinged with red for an entirely different reason.

— 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐔𝐂 starts to choke up. ‘Not again,’ a distant part of him cries out, ‘Not them too.’ He prays to every God in Teyvat, in the hopes that this is all just a nightmare. But the blood that stains your clothes is all too real, and Diluc can only escape reality for so long. Slowly, he begins to stand, and his knees nearly buckle underneath his weight. His fingers tremble with the need for his claymore, and his eyes burn with a newfound vigour.

— 𝐀𝐘𝐀𝐓𝐎 releases a deceptively calm chuckle. Blue eyes that usually shimmered with amused mirth, now held the frigid glare of an icy storm. Quickly, he shoots a brief glance in your direction, his eyes softening at your bruised and battered form. Ayato leans down to press a tender kiss against your forehead, before gracefully rising to his feet. As he gazed upon the person who was foolish enough to harm you, his lips curl into a slow smirk, one that does not reach his eyes.

— for a brief moment, 𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄 is left stunned by the sheer audacity. The amount of insolence is almost laughable, don’t they know who they’re messing with? His hands shake with barely suppressed rage, itching to reach out and wrap themselves around the fool’s throat. Instead, both hands clutch his sides, and a hollow, mocking laugh leaves his lips. His eyes glint with the promise of vengeance, because what goes around, comes around, and scaramouche is more than happy to deliver.

I just found your villainess otonome au idea and now i cant stop daydreaming of running away with loyal general xiao.(im just rambling don't mind me, i dont have anyone to ramble to ^_^ ).

-angst anon

eeee angst anon it’s one of my fav brainrot ideas!!! he’s ur childhood friend, went to the warfront so he could earn prestige for you, so he could be by your side and keep you safe!!! you could def run away with him, he would do anything for you. if you asked him to give up his title, his achievements and become an outlaw with you, he would do it in a heartbeat. though xiao knows you’re not the type to run from a challenge or your supposed destiny as a villainess and he will support whatever decision you make <3

also anon feel free to ramble as much as u want in my asks <333 i’m here to listen hehe.

Gamer boyfriend xiao too busy playing and then wont give reader attention, so what does the reader do? Propose a cockwarming sessions hihihihihi.

-angst anon

cockwarming xiao <3333 xiao not giving reader attention >:(((( i hc gamer xiao as a masssive simp for his s/o, like he falls over trying to keep them around cs he’s a good simp boy !!! he should be the one offering to have his lap full of reader, practically begging to have his way with reader always and keeping a possessive touch on them <3 cs xiao has great hearing, he can hear reader even mumble his name from a room away!!! cue dropping his headset w a quick, “gtg my s/o called me <3” not that would happen much anyways cause you’re glued to his lap, snuggling him as he’s buried deep inside your hole _(:3 」∠)_ nothing can separate his attention from you much anyways cause he takes out his games frustration on you or gets distracted by how good it feels n ends up fucking you till you’re sore and his team mates r like.. did we just listen to xiao dick down his s/o 😦

i kinda love this gamer xiao so here’s more,

i feel like he would die and go to heaven the second you rushed him to the bathroom and practically begged to suck his dick. like you’re in full tears all flushed against him as you beg for him to skull fuck you, he didn’t know what god he saved in his previous life for you to be all up on him but he can’t even speak until he sees you putting hot open mouthed kisses on his crotch only for him to then give you what you want.

degen anon<3 (who forgot to give the reader their heat suppressants/j)

he died in this cervix (ehe tiktok moment)

looking through pretty wet eyelashes with pouty lips begging xiao to use your throat and fill it up with his cock???? rip xiao, you're the angel bringing him to heaven yet a sinful succubus with the way you're pawing at his pants, whimpering as you try desperately to take them off <3 the shock in his mind and blood rushing to his dick makes him lightheaded hehe but of course he responds to his sweet s/o n feeds them his delicious dick!!!! im reader, no heat suppressants when xiao's around arf arf in heat 24/7 365 so i can have xiao cummies

Size kink with xiao, we know that this boy doesn't have longest (zhongli has that title) but damm his dick sure is thick. Imagine being a virgin taking that cock fully without preparation because xiao is too excited and too lost on pleasure hahahahahaha.

-angst anon

it'll hurt so much as xiao bullies his thick cock inside <3333

virgin reader has no idea what they’ve gotten into, both of them inexperienced and nervous to lose their first time to each other. with the bare lube that accompanies the condom and rushed prep of xiao’s lithe fingers, when xiao’s wide stiff erection penetrates you, it hurts like hell!

you’re helpless however as xiao gets drunk off the feeling of your tight heat, ignoring your uncomfortable sounds and pleas to stop as he sinks even deeper in <3 you thought sex was meant to feel good, not like your hole is stretching beyond human limits as xiao starts to thrust without a care for your comfort, he’s already addicted to the sensation of your small hole struggling to take him in and bullying his way through the resistance of your tiny entrance <3

(fixed it!!!)

Xiao being too busy and occupied with adepti matters for months (this will probably only feel like days to xiao since he had lived for thousands of years) and human reader trying to communicate with him but failed everytime since xiao was always in a haste saying he has more important matters to attend to and he didn't realize that it has been months since he and reader had time spent together, she tried everything to make xiao spend time with her that xiao started to get annoyed and decided too ignore readers calls thinking it was just another human nonsense, after a while reader got tired of it and called xiao for the last time to say goodbye but he ignore it. After a while xiao realized that he hadn't seen reader for a few days nor did he heard her call him so he ask ver but ver just gave him a letter from reader. A letter of goodbye.

Im called angst anon for a reason hahahaha the pain for both xiao and reader here.............

head in hands. the pang of pain i felt in my chest, this is why i need alcohol. no because… mortality is like a butterfly. the moment you look away, the beautiful luminous wings that you admire are snapped by the hands of time. their lifespans simply differ too much from humans, like an adepti’s to a mortal. you just never knew that you were that fleeting moment in xiao’s life, so you try your hardest to move on. he’s made it clear he doesn’t care after your repeated calls of his name, even though he had promised, “i will be there when you call.” it hurts, like a dagger in your soul, knowing the man you love no longer wishes to honour his oath - perhaps it’s time you say goodbye. out of liyue and to adventuring, anywhere to keep your mind away from xiao. what if the last time you call his name, you’re in danger of losing your life in another archon’s land? he doesn’t show, he hasn’t for months yet you still bothered to shout his name, and just like a wingless butterfly, you spiral towards death, once loved and admired - only now, broken beyond the saving grace of life.

xiao never finds you or your body even after he tries months later, scouring your letter for clues as to where you may have gone. it’s for the best he remains oblivious that he inadvertently caused your death.

(p.s anon your angst asks aren’t buried, i’m just working on them :3 i actually need a shot after this i’m so sad, i’m gonna cry while thinking abt all of them and all the heartbroken metaphors imma make)

this is what i thought of when i heard the ask that angst anon did hehe -degen anon <3

xiao looked anxiously at his monitors, his eyes darting from one to the other. how could he even focus on work when you’re there, sitting in your bed probably scrolling through videos online. we’re you thinking about him? did you want him as much as he wanted you? his leg tapped nervously as he tried to type in a math answer for his class tomorrow on the empty document. it’s probably going to be the same thing he saw last time and time before. you wake up leave to get ready tell your roommate goodbye (he could hear it faintly the first time but he knew you said the same thing everytime) you come back around the mid day to get your bag with your work clothes and be gone till night and then stay up to do school or watch tik toks, whichever you had time for. then do your nightly routine and sleep for 8 hours (he averaged it over the last couple weeks.)

but tonight was different, you were tossing and turning. something was bothering you. the muted voices coming from your phone stopped so he guess you stop watching anything as he saw you sit up. you turned so your phone was facing him and all he saw was white. he readjusted the cameras settings and it focused a bit to show a messaging app. who was this person? did you meet them in uni? are they an old friend? he can’t tell and you seem sick or something your face is all flushed. he looks to see you put your phone down as you sigh ‘it’s only once y/n nothing will happen’. confused he now fully watches on, all attention on you as he notices you lift your shirt off your head to show a black bra. a different one he saw this morning: did you change during work? did something happen? his thoughts were stopped when he heard your phone ring as you picked it up. it was a facetime call? he listens in as he hears a guy start speaking. kaeya. xiao had a class or two with him and he’s not good news but he hears their voices as they start flirting. you look flustered and you close your legs tight with every word kaeya says. xiao can’t stand it, what is this guy good for anyways.

“it’ll be fine just take them off” he hears kaeya tease. you look away as you slowly slip off your pants. xiao has to stop, he’s heard you talk about sex but this is way different. he can’t watch you do this alone, he especially can’t if you’re with another guy… but he is watches; he dares not to touch himself as he hears the moans of you and kaeya. kaeya continues to tell you how good you are for him as he takes care of himself. or at least that’s what xiao thinks. he can’t help but palm himself as he watches you enjoy your time. soon you both cum, and xiao looks down at himself and sees he did too. he can’t bear to look at the screen so he goes to turn off his computer and vowes never to do that again as he goes to sleep.

he sees you in class the next day anxious of even being near you he tries to avoid you but you always like to ruin his plans. you sit next to him and he can’t even bear the scent of you without getting hard again. he always makes promises to himself but you always make him break them.

DEGEN ANON PLZ. always fuckboy kaeya at it, cucking poor xiao _(:3 」∠)_ so gross having him watch you without your knowledge n getting off to you having phone sex with another guy… got butterflies in my tummy now <333

sitting on streamer xiaos lap while he plays league, his incel chat cheering him on as he tries not to grind on you ass. -degen anon <3

NOT THE INCEL CHAT !!! they’re pinging off in his chat room, practically begging to see your tits.

user albedo_139 comments on your pretty cocksucking lips and user morax_3112 wonders if you have only fans hehe..

you’re completely oblivious to it all, just commenting randomly on the cool things xiao does on the screen, making cute sounds and jumpy movements that make it so hard for xiao to not hump you :( his stream matters after all… (though they only care that you’re disrupting his stream by distracting them all.. <3)

(i also have a head splitting migraine but it’s cool, let’s thirst to cope)

What if xiao snaps after seeing keaya with reader and before keaya could take readers virginity, xiao already had reader kidnapped............i want to be kidnapped by xiao lol.

-angst anon

being kidnapped after your class by xiao cs you had phone sex with kaeya :O

you felt today was gonna be a good day, having slept soundly after climaxing on call with your crush kaeya who even invited you out on a date <3 but you don't know that your mysterious seatmate had watched it happen through the teddy he gave you as a gift and he's mad that you pleasured yourself for another man so he follows you home after the class, lying that he's going the same way to meet with a friend.. little do you know that you're going to be his little friend, gagged up and hands bound by rope to xiao's bed. it'd be terrifying to wake up groggily to the room filled with monitors that display your room through the teddy's eyes! xiao totally isn't fisting his cock to a video of you touching yourself with your panties covered in his precum <3 you realise with horror that they're the very pair you were wearing today and that your cunt is bare rn despite being fully clothed... and you can feel yourself slowly getting soaked watching xiao pump himself to completion over the sight of you on his screen... him not realising that you've awoken and can see how disgusting he is <3

I want to be Xiao’s personal slut rn........seriously i want to bounce in his cock while he degrades me.......im just horny for him eheeee. Like he will diffenitely be a mean dom if he can't endure the teasing anymore but most of the time i think the love making will be sweet and gentle with him being a service dom.

-angst anon

xiao isn’t mean on purpose, he’s just gruff in the way that he loves you. plus, xiao adores the very ground you walk upon but fuck when you’re tempting him, he can’t help but degrade you! why would xiao be nice when you’re such a nasty slut whose begging to be destroyed by him? you’re creaming all over him as you ride his thick cock and he can’t not spank you <3 he'd love the way your ass becomes a stinging red with the imprints of his palms.

most of the time yes, xiao will be priortising your pleasure, fucking you till you orgasm over and over <3 not only is his stroke game godly, xiao will willingly bury his face in your cunt n eat you out till you're drenching his face with your climaxes hehe.. he thinks you taste so sweet and it's one of the few things he enjoys eating... much like consuming a dream, you just are so heavenly on his tongue.

imagine being xiao's pet, naked as he brings you around in public and to his meetings with other adepti <3 you're not allowed to talk nor interrupt xiao, just there to be shown off and played with whenever xiao pleases!! imagine having to pee and trying to get xiao's permission only for him to scold you hehe..."shut up slut, speak only when told to." his commanding voice is so attractive and makes you squirm anxiously but you still ask “can i please go to the bathroom?”

and being told no, having to go embarrassingly in front of all of xiao’s adepti friends n him calling you dumb, making you lick it up the floor <3 while you’re bent over lapping it up to not embarrass xiao, he just pulls his cock out and shoves it into your cunt <3 just starts pounding you right there, making your face fall forward into your piss. the splash of wet liquid against your tongue and face and the lewd slapping as you squirt all over xiao… nnnhh it’s so disgusting yet he keeps going as if you’re not there <3 just a cock sleeve for his pleasure while he talks with his friends about protecting liyue…

I want hurt myself by suggesting hanahaki disease with xiao, reader has had feelings with xiao and it took her years to make xiao open up to her and just as she feels that progress is being made a certain shining star aka lumine came and stole xiaos heart in the matter of days.(just writting this out now before my english test drains out my brains energy).

-angst anon

content includes: major character death, hanahaki disease, unrequited love

all i want is love that lasts, is that too much to ask?

though xiao is a tough yaksha, he is dense when it comes to feelings - taking years to open up to his adepti peers and you, taking all these decades waiting for him to remove his thorns when you try to get close to him. your feelings kept you infatuated with the man despite every cold glance or dismissive responses to anything warm you gave to xiao whether it be meals or your embrace.

why does lumine get it so much easier? why does she feed xiao almond tofu? why does he leave mid conversation with you when she even so whispers his name? it’s like xiao’s thorny forest of walls had finally been hacked through only to find that his castle was already occupied with a beauty and a prince without the need of a side character like you. lumine and xiao seemed to be fated, written in the stars even.

you couldn’t even hate her, lumine saved liyue after all, the city you vowed to protect. all the same, you resented the place lumine took in xiao’s heart as it made clear that your centuries with him didn’t matter. it’s clear as day when you cough out a thorned rose, out of your mouth though the origin of roots are entrenched in your lungs. you can feel your long life of illumination ending because of your love for a man who looks to the heroine of teyvat and not you, the adepti who withstood time to stand by him.

you reason that it’s alright, you’ve conquered years of agony and unrequited love through xiao’s obliviousness but as you double over in pain, chest blooming with aches as you see them in wangshu inn - you cannot deny that it hurts. maybe it’s the worst pain of your entire life despite it only beginning as bursts of beautiful petals. now, they’re explosions of fully grown roses, spattering blood and ichor as you heave for breath. if this is how you go, it’s bittersweet - you had tried to get close to xiao out of love yet you got pricked by his thorns only to die at the hands of your beloved.

happily ever after doesn’t come so easily.

afternote… you make it to their wedding. you help scatter petals of silk flowers and qingxin. as the bride passes by you and you feel your chest tighten, you excuse yourself to the bathroom. as if your heart strings snap, you collapse onto the marble floor. xiao and lumine are happy so you smile as you feel the thorns tear you inside out. at least your carcass will be decorated with well wishes for the lovely couple. a tear escapes your eye as you close them for the last time - you loved him. you really did. enough to die for him.

(ps. angst anon i hope ur test went well <3 !!!)

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xiao realizing how much his chat loves his dumb cute little gf he decides to cockwarm her on stream whispering things in her ear away from mic like 'dont be too loud or else they'll hear' or 'you'll be so good for me i dont wanna get my stream taken down'. but everyone knows whats happening seeing you flushed against him, nipples hardened through your tank top (they all can tell your not wearing a bra hehe) as you try not to cum... - degen anon <3

screaming !!! i wanna be xiao’s dumb baby, fucked subtly on stream for everyone to see how stupid for his cock i am!! >3<

how can you control your facial expressions as xiao thrusts deep inside you while he plays? every movement he makes has your eyes rolling back and tongue lolling lewdly out your mouth, drool dripping down from the sheer arousal xiao makes you feel, fucked stupid on stream!!! you have to keep quiet but your face shows it all, how you’re creaming n convulsing on xiao’s cock, even desperately bouncing a few times for “more, more xiao, please give me more!” he just hushes you as the tips flood in, urging you to keep it down, he knows how good it’s making you feel as he grinds against that spot inside you but his stream is more important !! when he finally wraps up the stream, he’d flood your hole with his load and make you get off his lap so he can show off how you limp away with his cum trailing down your thigh hehe ♡

Xiao hcs

꒦꒷ Xiao would treat you how he treated the traveler for the first time. He would be distant and would be a quick conversation and then he would leave.

꒦꒷ but after you coming over and over and over, also bring almond tofu, he slowly got used to you. He would still take a while to get used to you.

꒦꒷ after a while he would slowly talk to you more and slowly watch you from afar if you got on commission and things like that. He just doesn't want you to get hurt. But once you went home and finished everything he then would go back to the inn and sits on the balcony.

꒦꒷ he would slowly get more protect of you, not in a bad way just a way that he doesn't want you to get hurt. If you do he will come over and help you. Telling you that he was just walking around and saw that you need help. He then would patch you up.

꒦꒷ when he would finally confess to you he would most likely make you something that had a note on it. He would be near by to watch you and your reaction. He would be too nervous to tell you in person.

꒦꒷ when you came back to him to give your answer. He was so nervous. His palms where sweating. He wanted to teleport away but he knew he couldn't do that to you. So he just stayed there and waited there. His muscles were all tense and everything.

꒦꒷ once you both are together he would still watch you from afar to protect you. He did get a little more protective not wanting to loss you like he did many others.

꒦꒷ he does get jealous a little easy. But he tries not to show it. He would come behind you and glare at the person that made him jealous. He then would hug you from behind when the person left and put his face in his neck.