I Ain't Crying. Shut Up.

I ain't crying. Shut up.

A MONSTER’S WISH !

When you fell sick Grim was doing his best to figure out what was wrong with you.

He did everything in his ability to take care of you per your instructions, but when you fainted from a massive headache he panicked and almost lit the dorm on fire from how worried and confused he was.

Luckily for the ghosts they guided Grim and told him to request help from the Heartslabyul students.

He wasted no time to sprint to their dorm and as he was frantically looking around for the two their housewarden seemed to notice the distressed weasel.

Refraining from becoming angry he asked Grim what seemed to be the problem and the only explanation that came out of his mouth was a small ‘help’.

He didn’t have to explain any further for Riddle to understand that you were in trouble, seeing that the gremlin was without you told him everything he needed to know.

Riddle left Trey in charge as he would make his way to Ramshackle himself— along with Ace and Deuce who conveniently overheard the interaction.

As Grim brought the three of the Heartslabyul students inside the dorm, one of the ghost hurriedly floated towards them “The Prefect’s condition is getting worse you need to hurry.”

The four of them rushed up to your room and found you on your bed breathing heavily with a flushed face and sweat beads all over your body.

Your mouth was leaking what seemed to be blot, it dripped down your chin as you grit your teeth together from pain.

Grim tried to rush over to check out what was wrong with you, but Riddle held him back. You leaking blot despite being a magicless human was already alarming and he didn’t want to risk a mage touching you and getting sick too.

So of course Crowley was contacted and a few staff came to observe your condition.

After much observation they figured that a magicless human being around overblot mages caused a harsh side effect, your body was declining from the accumulated blot particles and if they didn’t figure anything out fast you would suffocate from it.

Your body was kept in a room high up the school’s tower with different types of machines to keep you stable while the professors and the headmage try to find a way to release the blot particles from your body WITHOUT having a mage to absorb it.

Grim was in hysterics and threw a tantrum about wanting to stay by your side, but was denied as he could possibly overblot and they didn’t want to deal with an overblot monster at the moment..

“Let me see my henchman now!” he demanded from Crowley as he stood in front of your door to prevent Grim from going inside.

“I cannot allow that, now run along so I can continue finding a cure to help!”

“Liar! You’re not even figuring out how to take her home so why should I trust that you’ll help find a cure?”

Grim was getting aggravated by Crowley’s words and wanted nothing more but to burst inside your room to help you out from those awful machines.

Eventually Lilia had figured out how to treat you due to his ancient age and had offered to help, warning that it could be a huge risk but would be worth it if it went well.

Due to you not having a guardian nor any relatives it was all down to Grim’a decision.

He of course said yes without any hesitation, but after hearing the possible negative outcome scared him. What did Lilia mean by ‘being ripped from the inside out’ if it went wrong?

If it didn’t work you would die painfully, but if it worked you would be saved.

It was a huge gamble and leaving all that decision to poor Grim caused his mentality to drop immensely.

There was no other option?

Grim held onto the hope and the little voice behind his ears told him to do it, so he reluctantly agreed that Lilia could help.. with one condition.

If it all started to go wrong he wishes for Lilia to kill you before your own body ripped you apart.

Lilia agreed to the terms and the staff started preparing for your treatment.

By this point everybody knew what was going on with you.

The overblotted mages who you dealt with felt pity for the feline as it was partially their fault for the condition you’re in. Some showed it and some didn’t.

When Lilia was to begin the process Grim asked to say a few words to you incase it ends badly.

His request finally being approved he was allowed in the room and to stand on a chair that was at the same level as your body.

“You better return to me henchman or the great Grim will be upset!” he said and carefully wrapped a cloth with the same pattern of his bow around your wrist as a prayer, with that he left the room and Lilia went through with the spell.

“I still want you to witness me becoming a great mage.”

Never change, Trein, you old b-

In which (Y/n), after she turned into a child, escapes Crowley's sight and wanders around campus before Crewel can pick her up again.

Students from all dorms find the girl and decide to spoil her in their unique way.

[This is Part (2/2); Part (1/2) can be found here.]

"Crowley, classes for today are over. Now hand me back my daughter, you kidnapper!"

The doors to the headmaster's office were thrown open by an angry man dressed in his typical striped fur coat. Crewel marched inside, an angry scowl on his face, and only came to a stop in front of Crowley's desk to slam his hands flat onto the wooden surface.

All day long, the alchemy professor had anxiously waited for classes to end until he could pick you up from Crowley's care again.

Crowley, after having come down from his high of surprise and horror at the sudden intruder's appearance, clasped his hands together and placed his elbows on his desk. Crewel narrowed his eyes upon realising that his boss was pretty much shaking nervously.

"Kidnapper? Me?" Crowley cried out and threw his hands into the air. "You wound me, Divus!"

Crewel didn't let himself be convinced by Crowley's notoriously dramatic excuses; the headmaster was good at evading problems and the topic at hand, but no one could trick a worried father. Crewel bared his teeth at Crowley, who shrank into his seat, afraid and guilty — caught red-handed.

"Where. Is. She."

"Well," Crowley trailed off, "I'm afraid I do not know—"

Crewel jerked back and buried his grimacing face in his trembling palms — they were trembling out of anger and worry for his dear child. The thought of you running around and being subjected to the other students flaws and quirks left him worried sick.

Raising his gaze again, unflinching, and making Crowley wince in fear, Crewel barked, "Did you lose her?!" The crow raised his hands defensively and tried to sputter out excuses of his irresponsibility and inability to be a good father, no matter how much he wanted to be. Crewel saw right through him and merely pinched the bridge of his nose at Crowley's pathetic attempts of covering up his mistakes. "You're the worst babysitter ever, I swear..."

"No no!" Crowley yelled out vigorously as he jumped up from his chair, wildly gesturing around with his arms. "We're... only playing hide-and-seek! Yes! Very harmless and a very good reason why I don't know where she currently is."

"Dire, you will help me find her now." Crewel's gaze was unrelenting, so much that Crowley couldn't bring himself to shrink away when the alchemy professor shot forward and grabbed him by his wrist. Crowley was promptly pulled to the exit of his office. "I have created the cure that will turn her back into a teen."

"But she's so adorable as a child!" Crowley whined and finally managed to wrestle his hand out of Crewel's hand, who only snapped around to glare at his boss angrily. Crowley, rubbing his wrist in pain, put on his best pair of puppy eyes in order to sway the professor. "Let her stay like this for a few more days, alright?"

"No. If I don't get to spend time with my baby girl, none of you do."

•••

A child wandering around NRC grounds was very eye-catching — so much that all of the dorm leaders and their fellow members took it upon themselves to take care of the adorable child.

The gardens of Heartslabyul were quiet and peaceful, not yet echoing with the queen's angry screaming. The gazebo you and the other five Heartslabyul students sat in was made out of intricately shaped metal bars, but you could only focus on the delicious-looking treats that currently lay on the many plates on the table.

Your cup was still empty — but the thought of attending a tea party made you giggly and excited nonetheless.

"You must be very thirsty," Riddle said as he eyed you curiously, his voice softer than it usually was. You nodded eagerly, which drew a small chuckle from his lips. With a flick of his wrist, he summoned his vice to his side and gestured over to you. "Trey, pour in some tea for our little lady."

Trey obliged without a sound and gracefully tipped the kettle to the point where a stream of steaming brown liquid ran into your porcelain cup. Enchanted, you watched as small fumes rose from the surface of the liquid and vanished into nothingness.

"Thank you!" you chirped and eagerly looped your finger around the handle to quickly bring the rim of the cup to your lips. Yet, your eyes widened in pain when the hot liquid touched your lips and ran over your tongue. Shaking, you set the cup down onto its saucer again before promptly beginning to cry and wail at the pain. "Ouch— it's so hot!"

Ace laughed but did not attempt to help you out in any way. "Oh no, did (Y/n) burn herself~?" You nodded with teary eyes, which drew a few swoons and squeals from your friends.

Deuce rolled his eyes and punched his friend's shoulder, scolding, "Shut up, Ace." Then, he reached over the table to grab the cup of water sitting on a tray and handed it to you carefully. "Here, drink this and your tongue should feel better in no time." A smile grew on his lips when you eagerly grabbed the cup and chugged the cold water down relentlessly.

Cater chuckled at the adorable sight: You hastily gulping down a cup of water while holding onto Deuce's hand for emotional support. A silly smile graced the blue-haired student's lips, and he could barely avert his eyes from you. It was only the lightning of a camera flashing that snapped him out of his trance.

"Deuce caring for his little chick is adorable, isn't it?" Cater cooed, the camera of his phone trained at the two of you. "Say cheese!"

Laughing, you set down the empty cup before wrapping your arms around Deuce and smiling into Cater's camera. "Cheese—!"

•

Leona's room was quite large and spacious enough for you to occupy your own corner, so why was it that you decided to occupy the only thing that you shouldn't have, which was his bed. Ruggie had found you near Heartslabyul earlier while running one of his errands and had decided to snatch you right up after you asked him for piggy-rides.

When Ruggie had brought you here, Leona was about to throw profanity after insult at Ruggie for daring to bring a wretched human child to disturb his slumber and pester him until he couldn't fall asleep again. Before you could have witnessed any words you shouldn't know, Jack had appeared out of nowhere to put his hands over your ears.

Yet, it seemed like you still found amusement in annoying the predator in his den. "Leona? Leona? Leona!" you whined and continued to poke the sleeping lion's cheek — or at least he was trying to sleep.

Leona groaned and rolled over, so that his back was facing you. A growl escaped his lips when you draped yourself over him, laughing innocently when he began growling. "Stop bothering me, pesky child..." Leona hissed while lazily attempting to swat you away, yet his half-hearted attempts did nothing to keep you away. "I hate children."

A gasp escaped your throat at his words. In less than a second, you managed to break down into tears, loud sobs and whines coming from your mouth. Leona groaned, even more annoyed by your sudden sobbing. "D-Does that mean—" you croaked out, stuttering and fumbling with voice breaks here and there. "Does that mean you hate me, too?"

Ruggie snickered and turned to Jack. "That's a smart child."

Jack didn't seem nearly as amused as Ruggie, only eyeing you with a concerned frown on his face. After all, poking a predator with a stick never ended well. A sigh escaped his lips, and he crossed his arms. "I worry for her safety if she keeps on bothering Leona like that—"

"Will you stop crying?!" Leona yelled out, which got you to finally quiet down and merely look up at him with wide eyes. No matter how much he wanted to deny it, the way your sniffles echoed through the room made him feel slightly guilty — but only slightly! So, rolling his eyes, he patted your head awkwardly. "Fine, I don't hate you— but only if you stop crying like this!"

Your tears immediately stopped flowing, and you lurched forward to wrap your short arms around his neck. "Thank you, Leona!" you exclaimed as if you hadn't cried in the first place.

•

Floyd's laughter rang throughout the Mostro Lounge as he skidded inside, proudly showing off the girl that he had stolen away from Ruggie while the hyena was busy running errands; turning his eye away from you for one moment had allowed Floyd to strike.

"Azul, look what I found!" Floyd cried out, his voice loud and booming in excitement. "An extra small Shrimpy!"

Azul hummed in satisfaction while finishing the last touches to the lighting he had set up for the upcoming photoshoot he had planned for you: What better way was there to advertise his establishment than have a cute child on the advertisement? None, correct.

"Good job retrieving her, Floyd. Jade, are the camera and the background drop ready?"

Floyd completely disregarded Azul's words and continued cradling you like a precious treasure, cooing sweet nothings that made you giggle in delight. His arms were wrapped around you so tightly that you could barely move, but he made sure to not bring up enough force to seriously harm you. His eyes peered down at you, filled with fondness and admiration for such an adorable human child.

He had always loved children in a strange sense, but people never trusted him enough to let him look after their children.

As Floyd pulled you back into his arms again, tickling you and cuddling you as if you were his own baby, Jade nodded and bowed. "Yes, Azul. Everything is prepared and ready."

"Alright." Azul, smiling in satisfaction, turned to Floyd and gestured to the spot that all limelights pointed to. He furrowed his eyebrows in exasperation when the eel wouldn't listen to him and instead continue to coddle you happily. Pushing his glasses up again, Azul muttered, "Go on, set her down in front of the lights."

Floyd slowly averted his gaze from you and turned to Azul, a large frown on his face as he whined, "But I don't want to let go of Shrimpy— She's so adorable!"

You giggled and wiggled your arms out in order to wrap them around his neck. "I love you, too, Floyd!" you chirped, nuzzling into his embrace in joy, oblivious to the fact that his teeth that became visible when he smiled down at you were even sharper than a the edge of a knife.

Floyd sighed dramatically and peppered your face with kisses. "Ugh, I swear I can't stop squeezing you~" he cooed when you tried to playfully push him away, a giant grin on your lips and giggles escaping your lips.

Azul exhaled in frustration, not wanting to deal with Floyd disobeying his orders right now when he was so close to getting what he wanted. "Jade, wrangle the girl out of your brother's arms," Azul said and clapped his hands, glaring at the eel that ignored his orders. Jade stepped forward and cracked his knuckles, which made Azul put a hand on his shoulder. "But be careful. She is just a child."

Floyd ran away when Jade came closer, the two of them circling around a table until Jade had enough and just flipped the table to the side. Floyd quickly ran out of the establishment, you safely tucked away in your arms. Giggles escaped your lips at this wild goose-chase of the century.

"I won't give Shrimpy up! Stay away!"

•

Jamil had just been minding his own business when he found a rectangular shadow looming over him, coupled with the sound of innocent yet loud laughter that made him wince in discomfort. The wooshing sound and the wind that zipped past him made him look up to find a flying carpet right above him.

He didn't give it too much thought since Kalim taking cruises on his carpet was not out of the ordinary, but when the carpet came down enough to allow Jamil to see the occupants of the carpet, his eyes grew in size. He definitely hadn't expected to find a young girl accompanying his dorm leader.

Kalim was beaming brightly and waved at Jamil, his other arm loosely slung over your shoulder. "Look, Jamil!" he cried out in utter excitement while tightening his arm around your torso. "So the rumours about (Y/n) becoming a child were true!"

Jamil ogled you up and down, biting his lip in worry. "Why— Why did you take her with you?" he asked, his voice shaking with his gaze trailing left in right as if he was a criminal about to be caught by the police. "Does this count as kidnapping?"

Kalim rolled his eyes and shook his head. "No! I gave her candy and asked her to jump on my carpet, and she obliged happily." Jamil's eyes trailed to you again, and indeed, he found the stick of a lollipop coming out from between your lips. Kalim let out a cheerful laugh and continued, "It can't be a kidnapping if she comes willingly, duh."

The vice dorm leader merely sighed and rubbed his temples in frustration. "Kalim, I swear you'll be the reason why we'll be in jail one day."

•

Rook laughed triumphantly as he strolled over to his dorm leader, you slung over his shoulder like a bag of potatoes. Of course, he had tried to handle you as carefully and gently as possible — but with how much he had chased you around the forest when Kalim had landed for a small break at a clearing, you now had grown a small dislike for your hunter.

"Finally! Roi du Poison!" Rook exclaimed and set you down in front of Vil, who eyed you with an unreadable expression on his flawless face. You crossed your arms in frustration when Rook patted your head. "I found our dear little bunny! She was quite hard to catch and gave me a good chase, but I got her in the end."

Vil chuckled and leaned down to readjust the hood of your slightly dirty onesie. His fingers carefully straightened the folded dog ears. "How very adorable," he cooed, smiling down at you in an amused way — especially when you dashed over to him and hid behind his long legs, only peeking out to glare at Rook whenever the eccentric hunter laughed at your frightened behaviour.

Epel let out a relieved sigh. "Finally! Someone more adorable than me..."

Vil hummed and finally pulled you out from behind his legs, gripping you by your shoulders to look you up and down. His lips straightened into a thin line when he realised how dirtied up you were: small green and brown stains on the white areas of your onesie and your face smudged with dirt. He sighed and shook his head. "Now, we should really clean you up," he muttered while he straightened his back again. "You have twigs and grass in your hair..."

You laughed at his words, nodding in amusement. "Those got stuck there when I got in the way of Riddle and Ace fighting one another because Ace said a swear-word!"

"Hopeless hooligans..."

•

"Idia, look!" Ortho chimed as he dragged you inside his brother's room, a large and excited smile on his face. "I have a new friend."

Aside from little snickers, you stayed silent after the robot-boy had told you to do so with the explanation that he wanted to surprise his brother with your appearance. His plan seemed to be working: Idia was busy staring at his many monitors that showed off various places at NRC, feverishly searching every flickering screen for something or someone.

His eyes still glued to the monitors, Idia flicked his wrist to wave his brother off. A sigh escaped his lips, and he rubbed his tired eyes in exhaustion. "Sorry, Ortho. I'm busy trying to find (Y/n)—" he explained, distracted and jumpy. "But she vanished from all my cameras a few minutes ago..."

"Big Brother, maybe that's because—"

"And I really need to find her!" Idia cut him off again, his tone desperate and frustrated. He covered his face with his hands while breathing in deeply before exhaling just as loudly. "Getting my hand on such a rare version of my favourite character— I would do anything!"

"Who's your favourite character?" you suddenly asked, which made Idia freeze in his chair. The dorm leader slowly removed his hands to raise his gaze, and when his eyes landed on you, they grew to the size of saucers before he fell back into his chair again. His eyes trained at the ceiling, incoherent sputtering and whispers escaped his lips — so much that you grew worried for him.

Ortho sighed, amused. "Oh, I think you broke him. But don't worry. It happens often."

•

Malleus', Silver's, and Sebek's gazes wandered to the entrance of the Diasomnia common room when they heard cheerful laughter and light footsteps coming from that direction. They grew suspicious upon hearing the innocent laughter of a girl paired with their vice dorm leader's deep chuckles.

Indeed, Lilia soon ventured into the lounge, a young girl in his arms that he proudly showed off to his fellow dorm members. "Boys! Look, I found this adorable human child walking around campus!" he announced, grinning from ear to ear and bringing you close to his chest again. The warm and welcoming aura he exuded made you wrap your arms around his neck and nuzzle into his embrace. He reacted by tightening his hold on you. "And you know me. I couldn't help myself but snatch her right up!"

Silver rubbed his eyes in exhaustion. "Old man, I thought we talked about your strange hobby of stealing children."

Lilia pouted and rolled his eyes playfully. "I couldn't resist this one!" he cried out, tickling you, which drew adorable giggles from you, to prove a point the three doubters. When he looked up again, he found Malleus, Sebek, and Silver still not wholly convinced by this whole ordeal. Lilia sighed and patted your head. "Look, isn't she adorable?"

"Wait, this is (Y/n), right?" Silver asked, narrowing his eyes in suspicion when you turned to him and looked at him with big (E/c) eyes that seemed very familiar to him. He brought his hand up and rubbed his chin with his fingers, trying to recall the rumour he had overheard earlier. "I heard she turned into a child because of an alchemy accident."

Before any of the boys could reply to Silver's inquiry, you had already weasled your way out of Lilia's arms somehow and were now standing by Malleus' legs. The way you tugged at the hem of his coat made him peek down at you in surprise. "Malleus! Malleus!" you chimed once his undivided attention lay on you. A giant smile on your lips, you raised your arms into the air and kept them there. "Up!"

Malleus furrowed his eyebrows, a little bit overwhelmed by your sudden request. "What... does she want me to do?" he asked his vice dorm leader.

"She wants you to pick her up," Lilia explained between giggled and wheezes. "Go ahead!"

Malleus smiled down at you fondly, overjoyed that you didn't fear him like a lot of other children, nonetheless people, did. So, he bent forward and was about to pick you up when Sebek snatched you up into his arms instead. "No no. I insist that I carry the human child!" Sebek bellowed when Malleus shot him a questioning look. "Human children are hazards and I wouldn't want you to strain your back, young master."

Malleus looked disappointed and began, "No, Sebek, it really is no problem—"

"Sebek!" you exclaimed and shot up to press a grateful kiss to the knight's cheek. "Thank you!"

Sebek's face turned into a large grimace as he feigned to gag. He would have wiped his cheek if it weren't for his arms being busy with carrying you. "Ew— how disgusting..." he muttered under his breath with narrowed eyes. Yet, it wasn't before long that his gaze softened again at the way you laughed so innocently. Before he knew it, he was smiling, too. "Do it again, please."

i saw someone ask for a headcanon for jamil with an s/o with big ole titankas and i went running for it. and normally i don’t ask for headcanons like this, i feel like its being mean to people who may be small in the upstairs region. but imma put my big girl bra on and request azul, riddle and lilia with a big chested s/o. if you don’t wanna do all three that’s fine, obvi. hell if you don’t wanna do this at all that’s fine too. it’s your blog and im just mere horny anon looking for crumbs. anyway peace and love✨

I also have big boobs and am inflicted with the horny dw anon 😩

Big Breasted Fem!S/O Headcanons NSFW 🔞

Jamil & Ace's can be found here

Includes: Azul, Riddle, and Lilia (separately)

Please don't point it out if you catch him looking 🥺

He will go back into his Octopot 😔

Thinks of ways that he could trick you into a contract where he gets paid with very soft hugs

"Yes, a contract!... Why are you laughing at me, Y/N? Do you not see the benefits of this opportunity? I'll list them. First of all,-" you stand over Azul as you push his head into your chest and gently wrap your arms around his figure. It takes a while for Azul to stop short-circuiting from being smothered in love and hug you back.

Mad embarassed when his eyes accidentally drifts down towards your chest

Will explode and stutter if you ever point it out

Thinks about being smothered in your breasts time to time but catchs himself mid-thought

You're always making the first move 😞✊️ #girlboss

"Hm? You want me to what?..... I supposed I could relax for a little while." You had finally coaxed Riddle into taking a small break with you from his housewarden duties. As he sat down next to you, you gently placed a hand on his head and led him to lay on your breasts as a small blush dusted his features.

Shameless #2

Old af so he does not give af

Will jumpscare you from the ceiling and accidentally get a faceful of your boobs

Ends up motorboating your chest half the time 🧍‍♀️

"Y/N, where are you~"

You peeked around a corner when you heard that familiar yet annoying voice. Yet there was no one there and you were about to turn around and leave when-

"BOO!"

You shrieked as Lilia giggled while hanging upside-down from the ceiling. Your ass landed on the floor with a loud thump, while Lilia landed on you with an even louder thump right with his face in your breasts, as always.

re4remake leon got me acting like a WHORE. i want that man carnally.

(cws: the nasty, coming home sex, barely teetering on the edge of obsessive!leon, gn!pov)

ok but re4make Leon gets me extra hard bc he's in that stage where if someone comes on to him/asks about his lovelife he just grins and tells them he's got the prettiest little thing waiting for him back home, he mentions you by name every so often and recounts a story or two now and again to Ashley or Luis while they're venturing around bc usually he's thinking of you when he's not occupied with the mission. so people get this image of you as this little angel that could do no wrong and is absolutely the purest thing alive, it's adorable even when one of them sneaks a look at his wallet to see his photo of you/it gets taken or falls out of his pocket, and how annoyed and possessive he gets as he fights to get it back--Leon's obviously whipped, so he must treat you like an absolute princess or prince or just plain royalty. even Ada's jealousy is a little palpable when he mentions your name bc you know he's dodging her advances like the plague out of pure respect and devotion to you.

but then he goes home to you and just absolutely goes feral on your poor body--I'm talking barely a hello on his way in, slamming the door shut, throwing you on the bed and moaning an "I missed you so damn much" into your mouth as he starts tearing off your clothes and his. he just totally takes you to the cleaners and doesn't let go of you long enough even to breathe; he's constantly losing air and having to pant to catch his breath in between kisses, but dives right back in because he just can't get close enough. you have no idea just how bad he missed you, how many times he wanted to just say fuck it to the mission and come right back home to you--but you'll get a picture of it once he's folding your legs back and straining to fit his cock as deep as he can go, his mumbling filthy and downright obsessive as he comments on how tight you are and how he knows you haven't been looking for someone else in his absence--"you're such a good partner, you know that? you're the most loyal and you deserve the world and I never want anyone else but you. how can you be so sweet and fuck me so good too? you're perfect. you're my perfect angel and you're mine for as long as you live."

and even when he's cumming and has his forehead pressed to yours, sweaty and chest heaving as he plants his hips firm and makes you take every warm, thick shot he has for you, Leon doesn't slow down as the afterglow sets in and pulls out only so he can spread you apart with his fingers and watch his cum leak out of you. he's strong, he knows he can give you more, more to the point of making you pass out where you lay. but to see you have no qualms about that and pull on his shoulders to tug him back up, for you to peck him on his kiss-swollen lips and ask him if he can remind you one more time of how dearly you were missed--Leon couldn't be more in love. the sex is always great and he always misses it when he's away, but nothing compares to how sincerely he adores you in the purest way, and how lost he knows he would be if he could never come back to you like this.

he meant what he said; you're his forever, and nothing short of hell swallowing up the world will ever break him apart from you. hell, even then, he'd find a way to get back to you--if he can survive RC, Plagas, and every other shit thing that's happened in his short life just to survive, then he can battle an apocalypse for the sake of someone he dreams every night of waking up next to.

Someone tell Lilia he doesn't need glasses

In which a big scary dragon invades (Y/n)'s pillow cave, claiming the nest itself and the girl as his territory.

(Y/n) doesn't mind though, as long as that big scary dragon is Malleus Draconia.

Request by @amypop122.

"—and, that should do the trick!"

Adding your favourite pillow to the top of your cosy little fortress, you clapped your hands together in delight at how much your effort had paid off. Now, it was time to crawl inside, and sleep a little bit after a long day of school. Letting out an exhausted sigh when you let yourself crash onto the pillows inside of your little cave, you sprawled your limbs around. Luckily for you, Silver had showed a few tricks here and there to keep the walls sturdy and indestructible.

Just as you cuddled into the pillow, eyes closed in contentedness, you heard a little crunch coming from the entrance of your cave. Forcing one eye open, you indeed found a familiar face looking inside the pillow fortress in awe. Bright green eyes illuminated the darkness that clouded the interior of your cave. A little scream escaped your lips, and you jolted upright.

"Stop sneaking up on me like that, Malleus!" you breathed out once you had calmed your erratically beating heart. He didn't react to any of your complaints and words, but instead retreated back outside. It seemed like he was pacing around, inspecting your work with keen eyes. "Malleus?" You crawled out, too, your head poking out from the entrance in curiosity.

Poking a soft pillow that was intended to be the roof with his index finger, he shook his head. "The walls aren't good for protection in case thieves come to steal your treasures..." he murmured to himself whilst continuing to circle the cave, his gloved fingers stroking his chin.

Furrowing your eyebrows, you rose to your feet. "What thieves are you talking about—" you asked, finding it amusing how he seemed so serious about your cave. After a little bit of watching him pace around, you noticed the way his pupils were more slitted — dragon-like — than usual. Once you realised what was going on, you couldn't help but start laughing loudly. "Is this..." You found it hard to speak while laughing so wildly. "Is this some sort of dragon thing? Caves— and treasures?"

Your laughter seemed to have snapped Malleus out of his trance. Sheepishly looking up at you, he admitted, "Oh— sometimes I just get carried away when seeing caves — just like with gargoyles... it's like a dragon's instinct?" Much to his surprise, you started squealing. Tilting his head to the side, he shot you a confused look. Were all humans this excitable? Or was it just his human.

"That's adorable!" Giggling, you got onto your toes ro ruffle his hair, which evoked a raised eyebrows from him. Your gesture was quite questionable with your short height, but he appreciated it nonetheless. Shooting him a toothy smile, you cooed, "So, what does Mr. Big Scary Dragon have to say about my pillow cave?"

Shrugging, he made his way over to the entrance. "Well... I haven't really seen the inside yet," he murmured as he crawled inside, the entrance almost too small for his body to fit through. But he somehow managed to eventually reach the main body of the cave, where more blankets and pillows formed the ground. "Huh... this cave is a peculiar one— so soft... it needs some rearranging though..."

Without waiting for your permission, he started rearranging some of the blankets and pillows, so that they were evenly strewn out. Crawling into the entrance as well, you watched him work like a professional. You furrowed your eyebrows whilst letting out a little huff that went unnoticed by the concentrated male.

"Is this some sort of invasion?" you asked as you sat down, crossing your arms playfully. "Is the big scary dragon gonna steal my cave?"

"Only if you don't behave~" Malleus shot you a little wink that caused your anger to turn into adoration. You simply couldn't be angry at your precious dragon. Silently cursing him in your mind, you waited for him to finish rearranging the cushions to his liking; well, he probably had better knowledge of placing pillows into their right places to maximise comfort, anyway. Once he was finished, he let out an exhausted sigh. "Besides, mates share their caves— so it's our cave now..."

You almost fell over from shock as you numbly sputtered, "M-Mates?"

Malleus let out a satisfied hum, not noticing the distressed and panicked expression on your face. Starting to sweat, you swore it somehow had grown incredibly stuffy and hot in here. You watched him with wide eyes as he somehow turned around in circles in the same spot multiple times before laying down. His behaviour somehow reminded you of a cat looking for the perfect resting space, and you couldn't help but laugh.

"Oh yes, this is the life..." Malleus let out a contented sigh as he snuggled deeper into the many pillows, the stress from today fading away into nothingness.

Clicking your tongue, you realised that you hadn't intended to build the cave for two people — especially not an additional big dragon fae. The fact that he actually was able to even crawl inside left you in awe. But now, you found yourself bubbling away in annoyance when he continued to sleep and occupy the whole area, all while ignoring you. "Great, so this is your territory now...? You almost take up all the space—" Your hand reached out to poke his cheek, but you came to regret it immediately.

A little yelp escaped your lips as Malleus lazily yet somehow quickly extended his hand to stop you by grabbing your wrist with an iron grip. Trying to tug your wrist out of his hold resulted in him suddenly pulling. You toppled over right into his arms, your back now pressed flush against his chest. "Now... be quiet..." he whispered into your ear as he removed his hand from your wrist, and moved it to circle it around your waist. "Your mate needs some sleep..."

"Mate—" Again, the word that made your brain stop functioning appeared. Cheeks burning brightly, you started to squirm a little bit in embarrassment — especially with the way his hot breath always fanned over your ear.

"Hush, my little treasure..." he mumbled softly, nuzzling his nose into your hair. Eventually, you were calm enough to close your eyes and try to fall asleep, too.

Letting out a little sigh, you placed your hand over his other one that lay not too far away from your body. "I could get used to this..." A big smile etched onto your lips, you soon found yourself drifting off into dreamland.

Hours passed as Malleus and you were caught in deep slumber. When the sun had long disappeared behind the horizon, the door to your room was opened, and a gap of light streamed in. "Malleus? It's time to return from visiting (Y/n)—" Lilia began, but shut up immediately once he realised how everything was dark and silent, only soft breathing coming from the strange fortress made out of pillows. Curious, Lilia opened the door a little bit more, so he could step inside and investigate. Sebek and Silver peeked inside, curious as well.

Sticking his head into the cave's entrance, Lilia started to squeal at the sight in front of him: Malleus and you cuddling like a pair of freshly mated dragons in your own little cave.

As he returned to the two retainers, there were tears running down his cheeks. "Sebek! Silver! T-They have their own cave now—" Lilia managed to stutter out as he wiped his eyes with his overly large sleeves. Sebek and Silver seemed stunned, and the former looked like he was on the verge of passing out.

"So..." Silver trailed off after being the first to recover from the shock, "who's gonna look after their kids?"

"Me! Me!" Lilia yelled after he had shooed them out of the room, a big grin on his face. "I'm going to be a grandpa! Let me get my cane and my reading glasses real quick!"