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Twst Incorrect Quotes!

Crowley: “I am an amazing Headmaster and father figure to dear Saoirse!”

Trein: “Then where are they?”

Crowley: “I.. uhhhh”

*Meanwhile*

Saoirse: “Hey Dad can you pass me the-

Crewel: *tearing up, in happiness or fear it is unknown* “Did you just call me dad?”

Riddle: “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD”

Saoirse: *continues doing bad/stupid thing*

Riddle: “Oh, Right, magicless”

Saoirse: *recites something from Trein’s class*

Ace: “How?!”

Saoirse: “do you not have textbooks here?”

Deuce: “oh yeah..”

Grim: *eating his textbook*

Idk if ur taking requests right now but could i ask all platonic yandere all of twst characters and twst staff with a younger sibling gn reader whos like teruhashi. So basically if u dont know them, theryre like extremely beautiful, to the point anyone setting their gaze for the first time will worship them as some kind of god and has a whole fanbase/cult dedicated to her that includes students to important politicans.

I'm not doing all of them and I know Teruhashi well and good 🖤🖤🖤

Younger Sibling Teruhashi Reader | Yandere Twisted Wonderland

The world is your oyster because you’re the most perfectly loved little sibling there is. Your dearest sibling isn’t anything to scoff at having their own talents violence that allows you to live your definition of a peaceful life. Not to mention your rotten personality on the inside that so few get to see are just as protected by your beloved sibling:

Idia Shroud

“Nyeeeeh! Why can’t anyone just leave you alone!? Gosh, you’re too OP!”

“Thanks big bro!”

How on Twisted Wonderland did you two become siblings

Its seems bizarre that your star-crossed sibling’s status should mean that you two are far apart

But that couldn’t be further from the truth 

You two are so in sync

Excited to game and build alongside him and Ortho

While he knows precisely what you’re thoughts are

He knows of your narcissism but that doesn’t stop him from being an absolute doormat to spoil you

As well as your digital guard dog for the fans that get too close

“No one should suspect that about my baby sibling!”

Divus Crewel

“I give you permission to bow pups, this is the deity you have been waiting for!” 

“Aw Divus you exaggerate.” 

Is your biggest fan when he’s younger 

No doubt throwing rose petals in your path

But he’s older wiser

And has better control of his crop 

no doubt using it on those who don’t register your perfection healthily enough

He protects you thoroughly even while on Sage’s Island

Don’t worry you don’t need to see a person to curse them

Or order a hit on them

“The power of my name alone will keep you safe. Even so you can always come with me I’ll keep the mutts here on a tight leash.”

｡⋆୨୧˚ Campus Tour ˚୨୧⋆｡

*sigh* I can’t believe this is the first thing I wrote after my Twst hiatus. This is based on my Student! Divus Crewel brainrot from two years ago, and I hope you all like my version of NRC’s attractive professor (〃´▽`〃)

♡ 0.8k words under the cut ♡

♡ The Magift tournament is a rare opportunity for outsiders to visit Night Raven College. One such tourist is you, an ordinary student eager to see what the esteemed school has to offer—the inter-dorm game, the culture fair, and the handsome students!!

♡ Before the tournament, you explore the campus and accidentally enter an off-limits area. At first glance, the Pomefiore dorm looks as regal and intimidating as its students. And thankfully empty. Before you can return to the Hall of Mirrors, however, someone catches you.

“Look who we have here. I believe visitors were told that the dorms are a no-entry zone. You do know that we are obliged to kick out rebellious puppies, yes?”

♡ …...Well, at least you get to meet a handsome student before you are kicked out. He wears the standard NRC uniform accessorized with silver earrings, red high heels, and a black-and-white fur brooch. Even his natural features are devastatingly attractive, from his stylish black hair to his gray eyes accentuated with dark makeup.

♡ You don’t know what convinces him of your innocence, your flustered explanation or your fearful face. But he must’ve found you entertaining, because he laughs and tells you that he will keep this a secret. However, he can’t just leave you to cause more trouble like a lost puppy. So until the tournament, he will keep a close eye on you.

♡ It’s a convenient arrangement on both sides. The student can ensure your obedience and kill his boredom while you get a proper tour of NRC. You eagerly accept and give him your name, to which he charmingly introduces himself as Divus Crewel.

♡ Together, the two of you enjoy the culture fair. Beyond his serious first impression, Divus is the perfect date tour guide. He tells you about the school’s history, recommends the best snacks and merch, and is greeted by several friends. He is popular, charismatic, fashion-oriented...…and perhaps even interested in you.

♡ Not in a serious way, of course. He clearly views you as a cute little plaything with his casual flirting and suggestive gestures. But that’s fine; you flirt back and openly reciprocate his attraction. What a dreamlike tour this is shaping out to be. If only it could last forever.

♡ And that is how the two of you end up making memories in the woods behind the campus. Just a heavy makeout, nothing too risqué, though you and Divus end up quite disheveled. Who knows, the two of you might’ve gone further if a professor hadn’t caught you.

♡ The professor—Trein, Divus calls him—is not amused. After scolding the both of you for your debauchery, he tells you to return to the fair while he continues admonishing Divus. Unfazed, your fling rolls his eyes at Trein and turns to you. He takes off his loose tie, fixes your collar with it, and sends you off with a proud smirk.

♡ You see him again in the Coliseum, defeating Magift opponents left and right. He is dressed in his PE uniform this time, hair and makeup fixed to hide the evidence of your shared crime. After the tournament, he sees you in the crowd and offers one last smile, this time tinged with genuine delight from Pomefiore’s victory.

♡ And that’s it. Divus remains in the Coliseum, surrounded by teammates and sponsors, while you leave for your scheduled flight. Back home, you unpack your souvenirs—makeup, jewelry, official NRC merch, a jar of raisin butter…...and Divus’s tie. You take off the striped ribbon and keep it in a special box, the lasting memento of a dream.

♡ You don’t bother to reconnect with Divus. The two of you resume your ordinary lives, meet other people, and pursue your dream careers with little thought of your old fling. Apart from seeing Divus in his televised VDC performance, you rarely think of him and merely smile at that juvenile memory.

♡ Years later, you return to Sage's Island for a job promotion. Without the mob of tourists, the island is quite peaceful. A walk past NRC brings back nostalgic memories of that Magift fairytale and your rogue Prince Charming. You are chased out of that dream by the sight of a professor reprimanding his students...…and drawn back in when he turns around, instantly recognizable.

♡ A fancy black-and-white fur coat with scarlet accessories. Split-dyed hair fixed in a stylish hairdo. Sharp gray eyes holding your gaze with pleasant surprise. He dismisses his students and approaches you, a familiar smile cutting across his handsome face.

“Well, look who we have here. You’ve grown into quite the alluring mage, ______.”

♡

*holds head in hands* Of all characters and ideas, it had to be Crewel-sensei. I hope you all enjoyed this old brainrot which is actually my least thirsty Crewel rot (〃 ω 〃)

Tag a Crewel enjoyer!! @nicebonescomrades @ramen-lord-baku @wildnya @sugoscurry @magicpumpkin3 @starshiningsirius

being a twst staff enjoyer is insane. character shows a smidge of more emotion than usual or the live2d body model moves a bit more and u honestly feel like letting out a scream of relief

Deep breath

I was just MINDING my own business, scrolling on my phone. THEN OUT OF NO WHERE I GET THIS?!

THIS FUCKING FINE ASS MAN!

I'M SORRY BUT

I MEAN

HE IS

SO

DAMM

FINE!

screams into pillow

I WISH HE WAS REAL! I wouldn't have a chance either way but still, I WISH HE WAS REAL!

My dear little Silver is still new to uniforms.

He's also not one for things like safety goggles. Crewel's lucky the boy is bothering to wear gloves.

dyed hair :)

(read from left to right!)

- inspired from this post.

Twst quotes #03

Kalim: Hello, McDonald's, I would like to purchase 130 chicken nuggets. Prepare yourselves. 

-

Deuce: Good morning.

Epel: Good morning. 

Jack: Good morning. 

Crewel: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 

Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS! 

-

Grim: Thanks for not telling Yuu what happened. 

Trey, Dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this. 

-

Jamil: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules. 

Epel: What? 

Jamil: Is there a point system, or is it to the death? 

-

Yuu: You three explain right now! 

Ace: It was Grim.

Deuce: It was Grim.

Epel: It was Grim.

Grim:

Grim: … Fuck. 

Twst quotes #04

Yuu: In terms of money, we have no money.

-

Cater: Croissants: dropped.

Kalim: Road: works ahead.

Floyd: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Idia: Shavacado: fre.

Yuu: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead.

Leona:

Leona: … I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

-

Ace: Can you see it? Where Yuu slapped me?

Deuce: Your face looks like a don't walk signal.

Sebek: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box.

Jack: A palm reader could tell Yuu's future by looking at your face.

Epel: The phrase "Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening" doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face.

Ace: A simple "Yes" would work.

-

Idia: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Grim will and will not eat.

Yuu: Grass? Yes!

Idia: Moss? Yes!!

Yuu: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Idia: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Yuu: Worms? Sometimes!

Idia: Normal rocks? Usually nah.

Yuu: Twigs? Usually!

Idia: Lilia's cooking? Inconclusive!

Azul: How did you… test this?

Idia: You just hand him stuff and say "Eat this" and if he eats it, he eats it.

Azul: … I don't know how to feel about this.

Ace: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

-

Crowley: I still don't have a new year's resolution.

Crewel: You could take care of the overblots.

Yuu: You can get me home.

Sam: Don't be such a bitch.

Crowley: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

Twst quotes #05

Yuu: Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Ace: Not it!

Deuce: Not it!

Grim: Not it!

Yuu: … None of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

-

Yuu: ARE YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Ace: Fucking.

Yuu: IDIOT!

Leona: … What was that?

Ace: Crewel banned Yuu from swearing, so I'm helping them out.

-

Ace: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Kalim…

Yuu: As you should be.

Ace: No, for real, he's just really-

Yuu:As. You. Should. Be.

-

Ruggie: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog…

Leona: What's updog?

Ruggie: Jack! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

-

Yuu, grinning: I have acquired a knife!

Crewel: Put it down Yuu.

Yuu: You have magic! I have knife. Fair trade! *sprints away*

Meet my Twst oc

Age:30

Birthday: 12/24

Homeland : shaftlands

Countess is an elementary

school teacher on the sage island

she loves teaching and enjoys her students

Signature spell: “Arpeggio”

Her spell can heal anyone in range while she

singing in arpeggio notes.

Healing speeds depending

on which arpeggio style she uses.

Personality:

Is very elegant, beautiful,

very kind hearted

and ladylike, but she will

and can be put people

in their place.

Can be very stubborn and curious.

Talent: singing and playing piano

Favorite food: cheese cake

Least favorite: overly oily or greasy foods

Hobbies : vintage clothing

Lil bit Background: born in shaftlands

Her family wasn’t very wealthy

so in order to thrive countess

lived with a well off relative

Went to school and get a

Education.as a young girl countess loved music and loves hearing different types.

Originally her family wanted her to be a doctor

But she wanted to become

a teacher instead.

And maybe seeing a certain dog person 👁️👁️

Hope you guys like her qwq

@evilcokito

I just know that Divus was much shyer in his first year.

I will pay y’all a gazillion dollars to make even more Papa Crewel content please I’ve exhausted all my sources😭🙏

Poma x Divus

It is real

:)))))))

Guess my gallery will be full of them :>

Original art by @avionvadion

This masterpiece

was deleting stuff on my phone and found more old art with horrible text alignment lol (this scene was so much funnier in my head back then agshssksk)

The rest of NRC staff is just in the back with Yuu CRYING laughing

Young Crewel got me thinking about some kind of Back to the Future shenanigans where a seventeen-year-old Divus falls for Miss Yuu, but older Crewel comes in slaps his younger self across the face because “THAT’S YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER, DAMN IT!! Go to horny jail!!”

Not even his teenage self is allowed to get a chance with Yuu. No sir.

Crewel, fully aware he was a horny mf at seventeen,and knowing he has to stomp it out now: Hey, see that girl over there with the cat thing?

Young!Divus: Yeah. Damn. She's pretty-

Crewel:

Nope. Nope. I'm telling you now. You don't want that one.

Young!Divus: What, why?

Crewel: Because that's your future daughter.

Young!Divus: ugh, gross. *Doing some math* wait. If she's around my age, and you're thirty two...oh by the seven...who did I knock up!?

I have way too many. I'm part of the EN server so I don't have so of these yet.

Congratulations.

Upon seeing this post, you are now required to reblog this post with your favorite Twisted Wonderland Card.

It does not matter if...

... You own the card or not.

... It's from the EN server or the JP server.

... It is a Groovy Card or not.

... someone has reblogged with the same character already.

[This is newly added:]

... you want to pick more than one card - that is perfectly fine, choose as many as you'd like!

Requirements:

-> It has to be a legitimate card from the Game.

Disclaimer: You are not forced to actually reblog this post.

OH MY GOD SHE WOULD LMAO SHE TOTALLY WOULD-- @aphmaulover94

Homewrecker, husband-stealer villainess!

Idia is not going anywhere, you hear me?! You might be happy being the other woman, but I'm not happy with the pair of horns!

NOTE: I only write for female Reader, but everyone is welcome to read!

Inspired by @adrianasunderworld in this funny as hell post.

THIS HAS A SEQUEL! What if we fake married for real? (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾) ~★

"To give someone a pair of horns" is to cheat on them. Also, Rook gets involved because he'd absolutely adore to be part of the drama.

— (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ

Idia knows he's not frozen like the others, but honestly, he feels like it. He feels like even his lungs, even his heart has stopped. All because of this cute-faced npc who forced her way into a romance route with him. If he could think about it, he'd think about that horror game with the same story, but right now his mind is blank.

He has reached the point of no return. Actually dying would just reinforce his fate.

Or, at least, is what he thought. Almost as if answering to his thoughts, there's a loud noise coming from the other side of the doors, followed by footsteps.

Then the doors are thrown open by none other than (Y/N), the Ramshackle Housewarden that the school affectionately tends to call "Prefect".

She's dressed to the nines in a breathtaking wedding gown, the skirt pooling around her like God-Tier CGI, the blue accents contrasting beautifully with the pearly white of the dress, the blue roses decorating her head in a crown making her look like Persephone herself. She'd look perfect, if it weren't for the tear streaks her make-up left behind.

Wait. Tear streaks?

The silence breaks with the Prefects loud, shrill screech, a sound no one has ever thought she, the usually soft spoken and gentle Prefect, would be capable of.

"HOMEWRECKER!"

Without stopping to breath, she walks forwards, looking angrier and angrier each step taken.

"How dare you, you conniving bitch?! How dare you steal my groom! ON OUR WEDDING DAY?!" she screams at Eliza, stopping in the middle of the way to point at... at Idia himself?! "And you! You good-for-nothing two-timer! How dare you leave me waiting at the altar?!"

"Young man, I am terribly disappointed!" Professor Crewel chides from behind her, and Idia finally notices the group that actually came in with her. "I did not give you permission to marry my daughter, my first and only daughter, for you to break her heart on her happiest day!"

"Big brother! How could you! Think of your child!" Ortho chimes in, and if Idia hadn't built tear tracks on the boy himself, he would believe firmly in his tears. "Little Meg would be so sad if her daddy just left for another woman!"

"Idia, what is the meaning of this?!" it's Eliza's turn to screech, turning to him with fury in her eyes. Idia stutters a few random letters, trying to form words, just as confused as she is.

Until it clicks.

Right. Fake relationship. How could he forget one of the most cliche tropes in romance's history?

"I... I... t-this isn't what it looks like!" he finally manages to say, trying to look as desperate as he can, which is not hard considering what his fate is in case this plan fails. "I can explain!"

"Is it because of my past with Rook?! "

"Young man, you're still hung up on that, despite being the only man I've ever approved for my daughter?"

"What?!" someone yells in the crowd, but the man in question promptly enters the play as if he was born for this moment alone.

"Monsieur, I have told you this already, but I shall say it again! My dear dove's happiness is the most important to me! If she has chosen you, then my heart shall settle!" What the fuck, why is Rook so good at improv?

"I-I know!" calm down, Idia, think of this as a rhythm game and keep the beat going! "I don't... I don't want this, but this villainess wouldn't listen!"

"Wait, so this woman is telling the truth?!"

"This woman?! THIS WOMAN?! You mean his true bride?!" (Y/N) steps closer, fat crocodile tears rolling down her cheeks, smudging her make-up even more. "You- you- you husband-stealer! Know your place! You come into my house, you steal my groom and the father of my daughter-"

"I see no child-"

"Do you think I'd bring my child to see my husband's mistress?!"

"Big sister, calm down, think of the baby! Your stress levels are dangerously high!"

"WHAT BABY?!"

"Monsieur Shroud, if you do not fix this situation, I shall be taking my belle back! Do not worry, the children will not grow without a father!"

With crewel I’m constantly switching between

“Hello Dad!!”

And

“Hey there daddy~”

😂😂😂

HELP I NEED HOLY WATER SPRAY.

If Twisted Wonderland was an American Public School; Part 2

Part 1 can be found here

School Staff

Dire Crowley:

- The principal with them LOUD footsteps that you can hear through the hallways, especially during a test

- Lowkey got a fatty, that dump truck be bouncing whenever he walks 😳

- Has his walkie-talkie in hand and turned on 24/7 to get ready to report on some kids

- If you hear keys jiggling, you know damn well he’s coming straight towards your ass for not being in class

- Wears a dress shirt and blazer that makes him look like a mess with coffee stained pants

Divus Crewel:

- The teacher that everyone thinks is hot, both students and the staff

- Looks hella young for his age but tells himself out loud that he’s old, which worries a lot of people

- Talks about his weekend during a lesson, the students don’t care enough to listen lmao

- Allows you to turn late work in, one of the many reasons why people love him

- Wears a polo shirt that isn’t buttoned up and them air tight khakis to show off that cake 🥵

Mozus Trein:

- The old ass teacher that hates kids but refuses to quit their job 😤

- Always sus of you no matter what you’re doing, even if it’s homework or a class project

- “Sorry I can’t accept this, you know it was supposed to be due yesterday.”

- Has the coldest room in the entire school since the AC is broken so he’ll remind you to brink a jacket

- Wears white T-shirts and a long ass cardigan with a tiny flip phone as an accessory, Karen looking ass

Ashton Vargas:

- Creepy gym teacher who hits on the popular kids, sorry about that people 🤢

- “You can’t participate because you have asthma? Well I’m gonna have to see your doctor’s note.”

- Would most definitely have a beer belly, like why don’t you run bitch?

- Probably has a crush on the principal, you always see them talk before and after school

- Wears hoodies or tank tops that are soaked in his sweat and baggy joggers

Sam:

- The chill substitute teacher who puts on a movie for y’all to watch 😌

- Doesn’t really give our work unless you start to get all noisy and rowdy with each other

- If he had other jobs like being a lunch lady, the food he serves would be garbage except for the square pizzas and chicken nuggets

- As the janitor tho, he’s either good at cleaning or the complete opposite, it really depends on his mood

- Wears jumpsuits based on which job he’s working, switches outfits pretty fast too

Ramshackle

Yuu:

- Both the school’s nurse and guidance counselor who doesn’t know what they’re doing or why they’re here in the first place

- Whenever you visit the office, they’re always on their lunch break or tells you that they’re busy

- “You have a bloody nose? Let me get you an ice pack for that.”

- Re-evaluates their career choices, literally got a degree to only sit around and do nothing all day 😭

- Wears clothes that make them look professional and a child at the same time

Grim:

- The class clown who tries to be funny 🤡

- Jokes around too much to the point where he doesn’t bother paying attention to class

- Asks for your notes and never giving it back to you unless you threaten to beat him up

- Cheats off of you during a test, doesn’t care if your answers are right or wrong, he just needs to put something down before the time runs out

- I’m not going to even bother writing what he’s gonna wear, he’s a literal cat my dudes

Rival School RSA

Chenya:

- Rich Boy that’s decked in designer’s clothes, makes you wonder if they’re fake or not

- Doesn’t really brag about it, just wears them because they comfy and looks good on him

- Despite him wears designer’s, he wears the “trash” brands for clout ig 🙄🤚

- Mans is out here walking around looking like an off brand version of 6ix9ine, sorry not sorry

- “Gucci flip flops, fuck it, hit your bitch in my socks. This a big watch, diamonds drippin off of the clock.”

Neige LeBlanche:

- Rich Girl, I swear there’s a difference between the other one just hear me out 😩

- The thing is that he actually brags about his expenses, either purposely or unintentionally but it really depends on who he’s talking to

- He probably has enough money to replace anything he broke, you know this since he gets the latest iPhone every year

- Watched movies like Mean Girls, Heathers, or Clueless and ultimately wanted to be like every character, you could definitely tell lol

- Wears “good” designers like Channel with a matching handbag and perfume

Thank you such much for your love and support! Especially @i-exist2spite-god, @leonakingscholarship, and @twstsimp for their funny suggestions I used in this.

I honestly didn’t expect the first one to blow up so quickly but if you want more similar to this, I might just rearrange that, ahaha.