Mozus Trein - Tumblr Posts

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖊𝖘

sinopse:The curious case of the prefect of Ramcharcke raises theories and hypotheses, and each has a basis for it. Which one will be right? What do you believe in?

Characters: NRC Staff,Dire Crowley, Divus Crewel, Mozus Trein, Asthon Vargas, Sam.

“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙”

Crowley completely agrees with the said philosopher, as a director of a renowned school built on the controversial values of historical figures. He KNOWS that every NRC student is a place full of angry, arrogant, hormone-bombed teenagers, which is why he is so magnificently kind to Yuu. Who would give a complete stranger a place to sleep without magic? Who would do everything to make Yuu return to her beloved world even if it cost hours of work? Oh, how generous the director is, right?

For some reason, Yuu is managing to keep well. Survival is the word that would best define this situation. Now how she is managing to do this is difficult to talk about. At some point the director thought of carefully analyzing the case of the strange student without magic. In a school with cruel students, you, Yuu, are the only one with altruistic thinking and no magic. Why would the carriage that has never made a mistake in all these centuries of power bring a person like that with no aspect other than the basics? Unless…

Yuu has the potential to be evil in her own world, but not in this one where she is in a clearly vulnerable position, Crowley concluded and fell deeper into his reveries. So to survive you will have to adopt a good and pure image until you have enough strength to overcome your enemies, little by little, until you reach the top of the chain. Like every human being he has ever encountered in his secular life, Crowley feels that the thirst for power and blood is deep inside in Yuu. That's why he sends her to do various dangerous jobs and jobs, disguised traps. It's like a challenge: How far the wolf in sheep's clothing go? Roll your dice and place your bets, as Director Crowley will be keeping an eye on you.

“𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚, 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢”

Perhaps in the analytical mind of the cruel chemistry teacher, Crewel, he had gone through the stages of denial and finally surrendered to the illusion. Yuu is a sweet and hardworking girl. That's it. Period. They had some time to develop a complicated relationship of father and daughter, mentor and student, but when Divus accepted his “fated role” according to him, it was a one-way thing. He will not allow any rowdy cub to offend her with repulsive lies. Did Yuu poison the students? Yuu blew up old bullying rooms? Did Yuu cheat on tests and manipulate students? LIES! She was just defending herself. His precious little puppy would never submit to such a low attitude.

His “filhota”, a term he learned from her, isn't like that, is it? So stay away from these disobedient puppies Yuu, they tarnish your image, dear.

“𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧”

Trein not only agrees with this theory, but he could prove it from a very practical experience: Yuu.

Having raised his own family, two daughters, a cat and being an experienced teacher at school for years, he knows how to masterfully recognize each type of student in his class: The nerd, the clown, the teacher's pet, the one who doesn't know anything about nothing, the one who knows everything, the one who pretends to know everything, the lazy and many others….but what about Yuu? How does she characterize herself in this group of characters?

What a curious case, a student without any kind of magic, with few memories, and in a school of arrogant boys without any support? How did she survive for so long? How does she adapt so easily? One day she's a nobody, and the next she has contacts with important princes and shady merchants. One day she knows nothing about the world that has stopped, and the next she knows more than Trein himself in his years of apprenticeship. In some way or another the stranger knows every secret of every hallway in the school, and holds them in the palm of her calloused hand.

The blank figure has immense potential for creation and destruction, and something tells Trey that the foreigner's innocent look and sharp tongue have dangerous odds.

"𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣"

Vargas could not agree with this theory more truthfully! The human body is designed to be challenged every day, and what would be the limit? As the trainer of every type of creature, from beastmen, fairies, merfolk, humans, hybrids and everything in between, he can say with certainty that there is nothing more rewarding than seeing a student overcome their obstacles!

The chest was filled with pride when he closely analyzed Yuu's case. He clearly remembered the student's first days at school, her steps were so light that the wind would carry her away, so weak and malnourished that she wouldn't walk a complete circle around the field without fainting, her look scared, her breathing heavy. She couldn't fly any higher than Azul and every time she spoke, her voice was shaky, like a kitten learning to meow.

Just look at the overcoming! Not only are her steps firm and determined, but she runs very fast as well. And even when an envious person tries to push him in a competition, she pushes him harder, making him fall to the ground. 12 eggs a day. 12 EGGS PER DAY. A diet that the trainer himself follows and just look at the results. The prey body has evolved into that of a hunter. Big, strong, fast and adaptable. Perfect.

Maybe you should be worried about the way she beats the past bullies who tormented her blue and purple? The way she hunts them is different, it's personal, it's physical, it's animal.

It seems like the game has changed, doesn't it?

“𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣’𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛”

The friends on the other side tell every secret and gossip that leaves the salesman, Sam, astonished. Sometimes it's hard to believe, other times he has to check it out with his own eyes. But for Sam, it's much more fun and engaging to analyze the situation like a grotesque soap opera. Each “little thing” is a sign for the next chapter. One day, among the hygiene products that are intended just for her, Yuu bought a different knife, an enchanted amulet and cans of a different type of fish and also a bottle of rat poison. Would it be for the rats of Ramshackle?.... No, the friends on the other side said that Yuu made an alliance with the rats, and so, she gets more information from the school. What type of information? who knows? For what? What will she do with the poison then? Pay attention to the next chapters.

A shadow wandering around in the morning once commented that on one of Jack's morning walks, he commented to Yuu that she "seemed to adapt to Twisted Wonderland fairly quickly.." And as soon as he found out, he ran as fast as his ghostly figure allowed him, so determined to be the first to tell Sam a hot piece of gossip that he didn't stay until the end of the conversation, and consequently left the merchant and his friends on the other side curious to know what Yuu's answer is.

Is Yuu letting her changes show to her troublemaking first-year friends, or has she tried to keep a mask on for a while? We cannot deny that her “strange” behavior is commendable for analysis. The one who enters the lion's den and comes out intact, the one who melts the heart of an evil icy queen, the one who entered as a sacrificial lamb and came back as the leader of the pack. Ohhh~~what interesting character development! More and more shadows surround Yuu now, watchful and thirsty for her next steps.

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Every like, repost and comment is very welcome and appreciated. ♥

Curiosity: You know what I think is amazing? In pt-br, puppy = filhote, and some parents call their daughters a filhota = female puppy. And sonically he is calling the girl , filha and filhote, daughter and puppy at the same time

IMAGINE DIVUS CALLING YUU LIKE THAT

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖎𝖊𝖘

sinopse:The curious case of the prefect of Ramcharcke raises theories and hypotheses, and each has a basis for it. Which one will be right? What do you believe in?

Characters: NRC Staff,Dire Crowley, Divus Crewel, Mozus Trein, Asthon Vargas, Sam.

“𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙”

Crowley completely agrees with the said philosopher, as a director of a renowned school built on the controversial values of historical figures. He KNOWS that every NRC student is a place full of angry, arrogant, hormone-bombed teenagers, which is why he is so magnificently kind to Yuu. Who would give a complete stranger a place to sleep without magic? Who would do everything to make Yuu return to her beloved world even if it cost hours of work? Oh, how generous the director is, right?

For some reason, Yuu is managing to keep well. Survival is the word that would best define this situation. Now how she is managing to do this is difficult to talk about. At some point the director thought of carefully analyzing the case of the strange student without magic. In a school with cruel students, you, Yuu, are the only one with altruistic thinking and no magic. Why would the carriage that has never made a mistake in all these centuries of power bring a person like that with no aspect other than the basics? Unless…

Yuu has the potential to be evil in her own world, but not in this one where she is in a clearly vulnerable position, Crowley concluded and fell deeper into his reveries. So to survive you will have to adopt a good and pure image until you have enough strength to overcome your enemies, little by little, until you reach the top of the chain. Like every human being he has ever encountered in his secular life, Crowley feels that the thirst for power and blood is deep inside in Yuu. That's why he sends her to do various dangerous jobs and jobs, disguised traps. It's like a challenge: How far the wolf in sheep's clothing go? Roll your dice and place your bets, as Director Crowley will be keeping an eye on you.

“𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚, 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙢”

Perhaps in the analytical mind of the cruel chemistry teacher, Crewel, he had gone through the stages of denial and finally surrendered to the illusion. Yuu is a sweet and hardworking girl. That's it. Period. They had some time to develop a complicated relationship of father and daughter, mentor and student, but when Divus accepted his “fated role” according to him, it was a one-way thing. He will not allow any rowdy cub to offend her with repulsive lies. Did Yuu poison the students? Yuu blew up old bullying rooms? Did Yuu cheat on tests and manipulate students? LIES! She was just defending herself. His precious little puppy would never submit to such a low attitude.

His “filhota”, a term he learned from her, isn't like that, is it? So stay away from these disobedient puppies Yuu, they tarnish your image, dear.

“𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙠 𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧”

Trein not only agrees with this theory, but he could prove it from a very practical experience: Yuu.

Having raised his own family, two daughters, a cat and being an experienced teacher at school for years, he knows how to masterfully recognize each type of student in his class: The nerd, the clown, the teacher's pet, the one who doesn't know anything about nothing, the one who knows everything, the one who pretends to know everything, the lazy and many others….but what about Yuu? How does she characterize herself in this group of characters?

What a curious case, a student without any kind of magic, with few memories, and in a school of arrogant boys without any support? How did she survive for so long? How does she adapt so easily? One day she's a nobody, and the next she has contacts with important princes and shady merchants. One day she knows nothing about the world that has stopped, and the next she knows more than Trein himself in his years of apprenticeship. In some way or another the stranger knows every secret of every hallway in the school, and holds them in the palm of her calloused hand.

The blank figure has immense potential for creation and destruction, and something tells Trey that the foreigner's innocent look and sharp tongue have dangerous odds.

"𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣"

Vargas could not agree with this theory more truthfully! The human body is designed to be challenged every day, and what would be the limit? As the trainer of every type of creature, from beastmen, fairies, merfolk, humans, hybrids and everything in between, he can say with certainty that there is nothing more rewarding than seeing a student overcome their obstacles!

The chest was filled with pride when he closely analyzed Yuu's case. He clearly remembered the student's first days at school, her steps were so light that the wind would carry her away, so weak and malnourished that she wouldn't walk a complete circle around the field without fainting, her look scared, her breathing heavy. She couldn't fly any higher than Azul and every time she spoke, her voice was shaky, like a kitten learning to meow.

Just look at the overcoming! Not only are her steps firm and determined, but she runs very fast as well. And even when an envious person tries to push him in a competition, she pushes him harder, making him fall to the ground. 12 eggs a day. 12 EGGS PER DAY. A diet that the trainer himself follows and just look at the results. The prey body has evolved into that of a hunter. Big, strong, fast and adaptable. Perfect.

Maybe you should be worried about the way she beats the past bullies who tormented her blue and purple? The way she hunts them is different, it's personal, it's physical, it's animal.

It seems like the game has changed, doesn't it?

“𝙈𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙖𝙣’𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙡𝙛”

The friends on the other side tell every secret and gossip that leaves the salesman, Sam, astonished. Sometimes it's hard to believe, other times he has to check it out with his own eyes. But for Sam, it's much more fun and engaging to analyze the situation like a grotesque soap opera. Each “little thing” is a sign for the next chapter. One day, among the hygiene products that are intended just for her, Yuu bought a different knife, an enchanted amulet and cans of a different type of fish and also a bottle of rat poison. Would it be for the rats of Ramshackle?.... No, the friends on the other side said that Yuu made an alliance with the rats, and so, she gets more information from the school. What type of information? who knows? For what? What will she do with the poison then? Pay attention to the next chapters.

A shadow wandering around in the morning once commented that on one of Jack's morning walks, he commented to Yuu that she "seemed to adapt to Twisted Wonderland fairly quickly.." And as soon as he found out, he ran as fast as his ghostly figure allowed him, so determined to be the first to tell Sam a hot piece of gossip that he didn't stay until the end of the conversation, and consequently left the merchant and his friends on the other side curious to know what Yuu's answer is.

Is Yuu letting her changes show to her troublemaking first-year friends, or has she tried to keep a mask on for a while? We cannot deny that her “strange” behavior is commendable for analysis. The one who enters the lion's den and comes out intact, the one who melts the heart of an evil icy queen, the one who entered as a sacrificial lamb and came back as the leader of the pack. Ohhh~~what interesting character development! More and more shadows surround Yuu now, watchful and thirsty for her next steps.

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Every like, repost and comment is very welcome and appreciated. ♥

TWST at Your Funeral

This is not serious whatsoever. It's based on the TikTok trend.

Riddle

"I regret that our last words were me beheading you..." Riddle said. "Now that we have time together, I might as well remove that collar from your neck."

Trey

"You look so peaceful," Trey said looking into your casket sadly. "You would never guess that you were going gray from stress at the ripe old age of 16."

Trey touched your face, then moved his hand to your lips.

"Now to make sure you've been keeping up on the dental plan I told you about."

Cater

"Hey bestie!" Cater said casually. "You thought you could die without me??? Anyway, what kind of crap were you running? You've got the most terrifying student here acting like you widowed him, like give me some of that energy! Anyway, the lighting is impeccable here, so I hope you don't mind if I take a few selfies. I'll make sure to tag you."

"#goodlighting #tildeathdouspart #Y/n'sfuneral #RIPY/n"

Ace

"Hey," Ace said, sitting on the edge of your casket. "I can't believe your dead. even more I can't believe the overblots didn't kill you. It's like how the guy who survived a fall from Viagra Falls died when he slipped on an orange peel. I just can't believe you got crushed by a cauldron. Who would've done that?"

Deuce

"I'M SO SORRY!!!" Deuce whispered-yelled. "I didn't mean to kill you! I just wanted you to help me with my notes, and you seemed distracted so it was a kneejerk reaction! Please don't tell my mom... or Riddle."

Leona

"Tch, Herbivore," Leona said. "Can't believe you couldn't body a cauldron like I could. I'm so tired... Wait, is that Egyptian cotton? Did Kalim pay for this, because I know you couldn't. It's really comfy. You won't mind if I just hop in there with you right?"

Ruggie

"You're welcome for removing Leona from you," Ruggie said. "Also, are you going to need that watch? Because it would look great in my hand as I exchange it for cash. Well, since nobodies looking..."

Jack

"I can't believe Deuce killed you..." Jack said, gazing at your dead face. "And more importantly, I can't believe that no one has figured that out apart from me. Not only were you killed by a cauldron, but Deuce is not good at covering his tracks. I can practically smell the guilt on him."

Azul

"A lovely service Y/n," said Azul. "But, you have yet to complete your terms of our agreed upon contract, so unfortunately, I'm going to have to seize your casket."

He snapped his fingers and Jade and Floyd came out and dumped your out of the casket, before leaving your body sprawled out on the floor.

Jade

"Since you aren't using your body currently," Jade kneeled down to get closer to your now casket less corpse. "I'm wondering if you would like to reuse your body as a fertilizer for some nice poisonous mushrooms I've been trying to cultivate? It'd be a great way to recycle your body."

Floyd

"Nee~ Shrimpy~" Floyd said, downhearted. "Why didn't you let me kill you? I would've squeezed you so nice..."

Floyd squeezed your corpse, breaking most of your dead bones.

Kalim

"Ah!" Kalim exclaimed. "You don't have a coffin? JAMIL!!!"

Jamil sighed. "Yes?"

"Get a solid gold coffin for Y/n, we need to make sure they actually have a coffin."

Jamil went off to find a gold coffin.

"Now that I think about it, didn't they have a casket at the beginning of this service? Well, at least no one will steal the new coffin they're getting."

Azul is screaming, crying, and throwing up in the background since he missed his chance to scam you out of a solid gold coffin.

Jamil

Jamil glared down at you in your new solid gold coffin.

"God, I wish that were me," he muttered. "It's hard to see someone else living your dream."

Vil

"Oh honey..." Vil said. "They really did not want you to look nice did they?"

Vil snaps his fingers, and ever dutiful, Rook pops out of your casket with the make-up bag Vil gave you in hand.

"Yes, Roi de Poison?"

"Help me with their makeup," Vil said. "I'm looking forward to them actually staying still while I work. Thankfully, the cauldron didn't mess up their face."

Rook

"Ah, trickster," Rook started, taking out a piece of paper. The paper unfolded and unfolded itself all the way out the door.

"The beauty of your death is comparable to the death of Ophelia, even if we cannot see the back of your head because it has caved in. Your lifeless eyes bring a sense of grim gloom that someone like yourself is not present, your skin..."

He continued talking until he was dragged away.

Epel

"I can make you a nicer coffin if you want," Epel said. "If I do that for you, you will have to hide me the next time Vil tries to get me to wipe my ass, which manly men don't do. He won't go near an obviously rotting corpse, so I think it'd work out."

Idia

"Hey," a tablet came up to your casket. "I deleted your search history and deleted your fanfiction accounts, both the ones where you wrote fanfictions and the ones you used to read fanfiction. I almost had Ortho do it, but I'm glad I didn't. You read some messed up stuff. I would say have fun in heaven or wherever, but you are definitely going right to hell. I will see you there though, since you do have good taste."

Ortho

"Hello," Ortho said. "I wanted to thank you for making an event that Idia would feel obligated to go too. He ended up just sending his tablet, and he also sent me away for five hours yesterday, but neither are your fault I'm sure."

Malleus

Malleus shows up in full fae mourning wear. He ignores everyone else and heads straight to your coffin.

"Hello Child of Man," he said. "Worry not, I have been researching the forbidden art of necromancy to bring you back. I know you are going to die before me, but this was too soon. If you are concerned about being me talking about such an illegal act, you don't have to. For some reason everyone has moved far away from your coffin once I got here."

Lilia

"So, do you have any kids that are conveniently parentless?" Lilia asked. "I know you don't have any kids, but I say that to every corpse I come across so I figured I might as well say it to you! Silver said it wasn't a coincidence that the last meal that you had was my cooking but my food couldn't have made you unable to survive something you normally would've, no."

Silver

"Everyone's been missing you, even if they don't want to admit it," Silver said. "I've never seen Lord Malleus so sad, and Sebek-"

Silver's unconscious body fell into your coffin. Lilia had to drag him out and away so he wouldn't be buried alive with you.

Sebek

"I knew you were a weak human," Sebek said. "But I didn't think you were that weak. Had my young master been attacked with a cauldron, first I would protect him from it naturally, but if I wasn't able to I would jump off a bridge in shame. Regardless, the cauldron would only be able to graze his magnificent and regal horns before it was disintegrated by the mere might of his presence."

Crowley

"Hey," Crowley whispered. "I need you to clean the cafeteria later today. I won't force you to do it now, because I am so kind, but I do need that done today."

"Also, I have paid for half of your funeral, as I am so kind. What isn't kind is you leaving me to take care of the wonderful students that populate this school. Anyway, I'm going to turn the blind eye to Malleus resurrecting you because A, I like my head being attached to my neck, and B, I'm not dealing with the selfish brats you call friends alone."

Crewel

"Just letting you know," Crewel said, hitting your corpse with his riding crop. "You have an assignment due this Friday at 4pm, and I don't accept late work."

"Also your funeral outfit is trash."

Vargas

"You know..." he said leaning over your casket. "This wouldn't have happened if you didn't walk the last lap in the mile."

"You wouldn't have gotten hit by that cauldron if you just raw dogged eggs all day every day like me."

Trein

"The event of your death is awfully similar to the death of Magicman McFuck in the assigned reading," Said Trein, moving Lucius off of your chest. "This could've been avoided had you actually read the homework."

Truly Blursed: "Rookified" TWST Part 3

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED???

With each new drawing, I stray further from God's light

Already requested characters are: Crewel, Jamil, and Neige

I will only take two more requests, so make them count! 😈

Dorks in wonderland

Episode 8

~After Crowley put Y/N and Grim in danger facing an overblot on their own for the million time and avoids to help Y/N to get home~

Y/N: Headmaster can I tell you something?

Crowley: Well of course!! How generous am I to give you my precious time!

Y/N:....A wise man once said:...There are those who wait for the stars to fall.....

Crowley:*listens carefully with a smile*

Y/N: ....Then there are those who wait for people to fall....

Crowley: *confused *Uh?

Y/N:...On their face...

Crowley:.....*sweating*

Y/N: ...From the stairs....*smiles*

Crowley:*clearly scared*

Y/N:*giggles * Have a nice day, Headmaster. Be careful with your duties. *walks away*

Crowley:.....was that....a threat??

Divus: I don't think so.

Trein: They are probably telling you to not overwork yourself, Headmaster.

Crowley: I see! How kind of them, but after all I'm so generous to provide them! *laughs*

Divus/Trein:...."Of course it was a threat you careless idiot."

Never change, Trein, you old b-

SOMEONE!! ANYONE!!!! PLEASE WRITE THIS INTO A FULL FLEDGED FIC😭😭😭

y’know what, fuck it— a TWST event inspired by “enchanted (2007)” where our first-year bois (and their one enby) take a night out on the town, and after an encounter with a cursed artifact they find in a pawn shop, they lose all their memories and get them replaced with new ones. 

what are these new memories, you ask? they’re all roommates living in a crappy apartment on sage’s island, they all always wanted to go to nrc but they don’t have any magic powers, and ortho is not a robot who is their friend, but their extremely articulate computer ripped straight from the early 2000s, even though they still talk to him like he’s sentient and he is very obviously sentient.

(“i just don’t get people, y’know? i don’t know how to talk to them.”

*windows dial-up sounds*

“see? at least you get me.”)

their personalities are still intact, though, but some of the more obvious parts have been… altered. aka, sebek doesn’t talk about malleus or fae every couple of minutes, but he’s still our loud, proud crocoboy.

also, they all have part-time jobs. take that how you will.

the upperclassmen are in crisis mode, obviously, and the scarabiduo haven’t stopped having collective ptsd for three days straight, because SEVEN FRESHMEN disappeared in the middle of the night, and well, they’re just going down the logical train of thought here—

it all culminates while yuu is out buying groceries with what little they earn at their shitty supermarket job (🙏😭 for employee discountsssss) and they run into professor trein and professor crewel who are putting up “wanted — dead or alive” posters while buying cat/dog food.

what ensues is a chase scene involving two grown, adult men chasing down this poor enby around the store. 

“I JUST WANTED TO BUY SOME SHOES FOR MY COMPUTER!”

“WHY THE FUCK DOES YOUR COMPUTER NEED FUCKING SHOES?!?!?!”

oh my god TREIN 😭

[Trein: It's magnificent... I'm so very glad I was able to view it in person. This will be a fine tale to tell my wife when we are reunited.]

i missed this the first time around. its in glomas when they're first introduced to the bell. his wifes dead by the way holy shit my heart

⸢𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓⸥ • ⸢𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 & 𝐑𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒⸥ • ⸢𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓⸥

— 𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐔𝐒 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐀 ⸢🐲⸥

When he meets your mother

When you're a sculptor

Getting him to say Nakakapagpabagabag

— 𝐋𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐄 ⸢🦇⸥

When you're demonic royalty

— 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑 ⸢⚔️⸥

TBA

— 𝐒𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐊 𝐙𝐈𝐆𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐓 ⸢⚡️⸥

When you're a reaper

When you're a child of Mother Miranda

When you're a Mom Friend

When he gives familial love

— 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐋𝐄𝐘 ⸢🪶⸥

TBA

— 𝐌𝐎𝐙𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍 ⸢🐈‍⬛️⸥

TBA

— 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋 ⸢🐾⸥

When you're an aspiring designer

— 𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐒 ⸢💪⸥

When he winds up in your world

— 𝐒𝐀𝐌 ⸢💀⸥

When he winds up in your world

— 𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐊𝐄𝐍 ⸢✊️⸥

TBA

— 𝐂𝐇𝐄'𝐍𝐘𝐀 ⸢🐈⸥

TBA

— 𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐄 ⸢🧜‍♂️⸥

TBA

— 𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐄 ⸢🍏⸥

TBA

THEIR REACTIONS WHEN CROWLEY ENTERS THE PICTURE THO-

Riddle looks fucking thrilled to see the school headmaster in class

Deuce and Cater are like "OH SHIT!!"

Jamil and Azul are like, "Well shit. Welp, time to show off our intellect."

CROWLEY ENTERS HISTORY CLASS LIKE A FUCKING DIVA FALLING FROM THE SKIES-

I CANT BREATHE-

GAHAHAHAHHAA-

NO WAIT- EVEN BETTER- 

HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S FUCKING JOJO-POSING AS HE FALLS FROM THE SKIES

(an earlier pic when I tried to catch Crowley mid-flight but epic-failed, and instead got reaction shots lol)

not sure how most of these ended up being octavinelle but. oh well

happy pride month

who else wants to be invited to pop music club’s target runs

Forced my older brother to rate the twst characters cuz everyone else is doing it. +his input

@blood-red-bumblebee YOU WON!!!!!

WARNING: very obscure references cuz my brothers a freaking nerd.

Riddle: “he looks like a woman.”

Ace: “cool wordplay and eyepatch (makeup)”

Deuce: “he looks like he would kill someone.”

Trey: “looks like he would kill someone in a bad way.”

Cater: “average chronically online person.”

Azul: “snatcher Hat in Time. Cool design.”

Jade: “looks very proper.”

Floyd: “he looks as deranged as you can get with a twink.”

Kalim: “design is very good. Reminds me of dark souls.”

Jamil: “toxic yaoi. I like the hood.” (I told him about Kalim and Jamil’s relationship and that was his immediate reaction 💀)

Epel: “design stands out. Looks transmasc.”

Vil: “doesn’t stand out.” (I’m about to commit axe murder someone hold me back.)

Rook: “bloodborne if it was blue. EW FRENCH.”

Idia: “looks like Nagito.”

Ortho: “not much to say. K1-bo.”

Leona: “ooh. He actually looks cool cuz he’s part furry.”

Jack: “wow. I actually like his design.” (enthusiastic)

Ruggie: “Gorou. Average, I like his scarf.”

Malleus: “I like his design. The green is very neon.”

Lilia: “also looks like a woman. Not in the same way though.”

Silver: “Silver twisted wonderland hehe. Meh.”

Sebek: “doesn’t stand out much.”

Crowley: “looks like a fatui harbinger and I love that for him.” (very enthusiastic)

Grim: “he’s a goober. I like the tail.”

Crewel: “oh my goodness. Very fluffy.”

Trein: “cool.”

The cat: “it’s a cat.”

Vargas: “Chad.”

Sam: “feels like they whitewashed him.”

They did it. NRC reached peak asshole to the point they made their teacher cry.

They’re making this poor man cry cus they don’t want to save the RSA students(Neige and Che’nya, others) who put themselves in harms way to let them escape. Literally they all but one asked if they could leave and go home instead of trying to save the RSA students in the flowers.

Do you think professors do that thing with Ortho where they give a young student a sticker if they do a good job to motivate them

The staffs

I will slowly repost what I had on twitter to here lol

I'm glad us French people are finally getting accurate representation in foreign medias!

NRC teacher's signature 👆

My handwriting👇

◉_◉

well shit,

my handwriting looks devastatingly horrible compared to theirs.

this bothers me on so many different levels...

Night Raven College Staff Letter Signatures