KNY Incorrect Quote#5 Dandelion Baby

KNY Incorrect quote#5 Dandelion Baby

Hashira!Y/n*Lecturing Uzui for hinting Zenitsu is an ugly crossdresser with a glare*STUPID MAN THING!?

Zenitsu*Holding your hand smiling then looking up at your angry face...and copying your frown*S-SUCH A TERRIBLE MAN THING!

Hashira!Y/n*Looks at Zenitsu,Smiles picking him up in arms and kissing his cheek*Aww~My Sweet baby dandelion~

Zenitsu*Giggles at the affection*Hehe...

This mf went and got the crown Prince of Briar Valley high while making omelets wtf is wrong with them

Farmer Darling and City Yan their parents sent out to the farm after they got arrested for typical reckless college student antics. Totally useless when it comes to hard labor but makes sure to walk around in the cute shorts they ordered before they were shipped out. Cancels plans to invite their friends out to get wasted in the barn because they don't want anyone else peeping at their love. Hovers off to the side whenever farmer has business with the locals and glares daggers at anyone brave enough to make eye contact. Sleeps in their bed because "it's too cold in theirs" despite wearing nothing more than a loose fitting tee.... Prolly ran through a few folks with a pitchfork during the duration of their stay

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Townee: Oh, sorry didn't know they had guests. Who might you be?

City Yan, answering the door in nothing but an apron: wife. husband. spouse. All of the above. Who the hell are you?

Townee: Ah, well -

Farmer Reader, storming downstairs: How many times do I have to tell you to keep your God damn clothes on?!

City Yan: They're just fussy because I haven't finished breakfast

Farmer Reader: your parents will be here in twenty minutes

Dorm babysitting:

A/n: y/n just turned into toddler, platonic, gn reader and incorrect quotes.

Warning: none... But a long post and Not in order.

★Octavinelle...

Luckily, Floyd was there when this all happened. He just scooped you and runs straight to his place even when people are screaming behind him, Mostro Lounge VIP room. Floyd was surprisingly gentle knowing that humans are weak but babies are more delicate than them. And all eyes on you dear. Not Jade wanted to dress you as a mushroom and Floyd dress you as shrimpy. Azul was speechless the whole time he just couldn't... your chubby figure reminds him of himself, try to poke your chubby cheeks as you chuckle. It was adorable!!! Leading Floyd to tickle you a little while laughing along. Maybe he can be the perfect babysitter too. But it's bad he can't hug you. The way you were enjoying being around them extremely turn Azul soft and the twins are more curious. Jade took responsibility to feed you, but well others too also want their turn so it was chaos, as you fall asleep while Jade pats your back gently. not Azul about to cry if you hold his finger subconsciously like an emotional father.

Floyd: here we go shimpy~ *throwing and catching them in the air, sorry it didn't look like normal uppies*

Azul: Floyd! please put them down you are going to hurt them.

Floyd: no! I'm not they are also enjoying it~ *showing Azul how y/n giggle* SEE!!!

Jade: Floyd, they will vomit if you continue.

★Ignihyde...

The poor boy is in full panic mode, screaming into his pillow. Meanwhile, Ortho felt delighted like he is now a big brother too. While Idia wanted to run out of his room but can't. Ortho attempted to lighten the room by removing curtains so you didn't feel frightened, loading the information about how to take care of the baby, and going outside to have some baby stuff leaving Idia alone with you as you looked at him deadpan (it's his POV), munching your finger probably judging him (again his POV). He just thinks that you will find him scary and if he got close, you will wail for sure. But with your vision, you couldn't focus anywhere besides those blue flam locks, which got you to shift towards him as he catches you in seconds before you fall from bed, trembling while you grab one of his hair locks and observe it. He just nervously sits near you like a figure and lets you look at his hair but god when you let out a small whimper it got him jumped up. Did he upset you or were his hairs ugly? or do you want to eat something, like there are snacks? He checks his phone showing the ortho will be there in 5 mins.

idia: *thinking, maybe if they see some kid show. it will distract them for some time*

y/n: *looking down with a pout*

Idia: but which show...

y/n: mmm...

idia: ah! y/n you were in the mid of Attack on titans season 4 last time do you want to continue it...

★Scarabia...

Kalim has a lot of siblings so you just kinda add one more, that's all. But he will be happy to take care of you, bring you to his place show Jamil who almost split his tea and Party!!!. For Jamil, it didn't make much difference too, he already taking care of one kid so just one more add up for the time. Plus he got skills, he can easily take care of you if you are a good one. Unconsciously compare you with Kalim, now he prefers you above Kalim to take care. There is no problem. You can be relaxed and chill, play with this happy prince. Who will give you everything if you find something to play or how about a ride on a flying carpet? you can count on them. but Jamil got worried like it was time for your lunch while Kalim and you are Norway. Somewhere Kalim trying to figure out why are crying.

Jamil: is it safe to give this gold coin to them?

Kalim: it's okay, Jamil.

y/n:... *Observing it*

Kalim: see, how they are observing it.

y/N: *put it into their mouth*

Jamil:... NO! wait y/n!!

Kalim: y/n!!

★Diasomnia...

Your adoption papers are already up, dear. Now you will be part of the family. Lilia also wants to have a new child. Dressing you in clothes made of fluffy fabric as if resemble a dragon, a cap having two horns coving your head and eyes. As he shows you to Malleus, the fae looks at you little shocked but chuckling when you lift your hands, "bah!" like you pretending to scare him or being a fae. He end up smiling, even as a child you are not scared of him. But then you raise your arms like you wanted the tall fae to pick you up. He hesitated a little but Lilia encouraged him, ignoring Sebek. and the view you got from there was 5-star, the height, now not returning to Lilian's arms. Your father Lilia is a little sad ne.. but he will still take care of you, no dought, he will take you for walks, sing you a lullaby and... feed you!! okay, so no one is that heartless here. Silver tries excusing that those elements can't be consumed by humans, he doesn't want you to be poisoned at such an age.

Lilia: hmmm.. is this powdered milk really good for them...

Silver: they kinda seem to like it...

Lilia: let me make it then

silver: fath- *He just snatches it*

*After 30 minutes*

Malleus: Lilia..what is this?

Lilia: that powdered milk...

Malleus: *thinking that all it needed was to mix with warm water, so why it is pink and bubbles popping up?*

★Pomefiore...

... Hmmm, he is jealous of your baby skin now. Like hell, your soft and poreless skin with red cheeks which everyone wants to have in this dorm minus Epel. Vil just can't stop himself to dress you up in different styles and taking your full shootout. Calling professional artists and photographers, this needs to be captured, until you get annoyed. Plus healthy food and good quality sleep are top priorities here so you can be flawless. Rook is not allowed near you as you seem to dislike him. Sign, Rook just wanted to study you. Or the way he just peek-a-boo you, gives goosebumps. Epel was also not allowed to get close to you too, he is a bad influence said by Vil. And don't giggle at neige, vil will take this bad way.

Vil: did you see where y/n went?

Random student:... I saw epel took the baby somewhere.

Vil: that brat!!

Epel: aren't they cute? *Showing you to his friends*

★Heartslabyul...

He just run directly to your place when he heard what occurred, shouting his unique on the unfortunate individual who caused this mess. It is his responsibility now to defend you when you are in your most vulnerable form. Furthermore, you helped him a lot after he overbloted, therefore he should pay you back. Well... first and foremost, no ace or deuce, he is not going to offer you to them, since he knows they are reckless as hell. Second, Cater stop taking pictures. He seemed embarrassed when he saw your big eyes got watery when he yelled on idiots, it seems you didn't like it when he show anger and raise his voice. He is a single child so his knowledge about this is zero, and hear Trey came in. But, of course, Riddle still try to do most of the stuff by himself. Plus mini crown clip on your head with red and white clothes. Now if you ate his tart or pick a rose, he will just swallow his anger reminding himself that you are a toddler right now. But when you pick the rose and gifted it to him, he softened. How could he punish you??? But sometimes he couldn't control his emotions so he just excuse himself.

Riddle: excuse me for a second. *Discovered that the white roses are not painted in red yet*

Ace: *whistling and thinking why does cater handle him this brush*

Riddle: ACE TRAPPOLA OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!"

Ace: HUH !! Why??

★Savanaclaw...

He is done, yesterday it was his nephew and today you turned into a toddler. He already hates kids. What is worse hyper sunshine nephew or a toddler who can't understand him? but at least he tried. He sat you on the grass and lay beside you closing his eyes to take a nap but couldn't as you were looking at him curiously. He turned his side while you face his back, knowing that Ruggie and Jack will be soon here. But even after that, he couldn't bring himself to have a peaceful nap. Why? it was planned that you will sleep after Ruggie feed you, but Ruggie was being loud, louder than your giggles as you were playing with Jack's tail while the wolf boy was watching you silently. (wolf and a human baby... jungle book?). You were trying to catch his furry tail as it shift side to side. Just pretending asleep and cursing the dorm members. Then he heard Ruggie that you want to touch his ears, he snapped.

Leona: Oi! didn't you have class Jack! Ruggie!

Ruggie: but you also have.

Leona: just get lost!!

Ruggie: *pout*, hai hai~

Leona: *catching y/n*, and where are you going herbivores.

the gang's all here!!

やった~！！ I hunted down every signboard at JR as I could!

Some zoom ins and a fanart too! *update, the artist is:

https://twitter.com/yu_ki_koo/status/1686526034798395396?t=1lMLvef6r_hTukPaUbI_wg&s=19

Many thanks to @psych0pie

We're going nuts here in Japan over Jack's muscles and Riddle's midriff. <3