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KNY Incorrect quotes#41 Your betrayal...
Kyojuro: Sunshine, please no. I love you...
Demon!Y/n: I'm sorry, I have to...
Kyojuro: Please Sunshine, I'm begging you!!!
Kyojuro: after all, we've been through together?!WE HAVE A FAMILY!?! WE GOT FOUR CHILDREN!!!
Demon!Y/n*Looks at him with sorrow but avoids looking into his eyes* I'm sorry...
Demon!Y/n: *places a 4+ card*
Demon!Y/n: uno.
KNY Incorrect quote#5 Dandelion Baby
Hashira!Y/n*Lecturing Uzui for hinting Zenitsu is an ugly crossdresser with a glare*STUPID MAN THING!?
Zenitsu*Holding your hand smiling then looking up at your angry face...and copying your frown*S-SUCH A TERRIBLE MAN THING!
Hashira!Y/n*Looks at Zenitsu,Smiles picking him up in arms and kissing his cheek*Aww~My Sweet baby dandelion~
Zenitsu*Giggles at the affection*Hehe...
KNY Incorrect quotes#27 Kidnapped
How Hashira You got kidnapped...and was forced to be killed in a theater-like way by Douma for Muzan and Kokushibo to witness
Douma"Who is this terrible ugly fiend who so rudely intervened?"
Upper and Lower Moon dance in from the wings, The Lower Moons "Will Charming fight? Or will he flee?"
Daki*Was cast as the princess demon*"Oh please, rescue me!"
Lower Moons*Singing* "From this monstrosity!"
Douma takes a dramatic pause and sings in an ultra-high voice of a castrato
Douma "Fear thee not Honey Lamb! I will slice this thing up like a HAM!"
Hashira!Y/n*Rolling eyes*Oh boy
Douma relishes the moment, pulling out your Nichirin sword and aiming it at Your chest, Douma's voice climbs even higher
Douma: You are about to enter a world of pain with which you are NOT-FamiliaAAAAAAR!
He holds the last, highest note. You wince, Goblets, Muzan's glasses, a daki's glass tiara, and her glass pearls all break in the audience, Douma smiles, and You look at him with contempt.
Hashira!Y/n: Well it can't be any more painful than the lousy performance you're giving
The audience laughs at Your remark, and Douma is thrown by their reaction. From a trap door underneath the stage, Gyutaro tries to help Douma out by feeding him his next line
KNY Incorrect quotes#28 Men sizes
Gyutaro*Wanting this to be over*"Prepare foul beast"
He clears his throat and tries to get back into character.
Douma"Prepare foul beast, your time is done!"
Hashira!Y/n*Smirks* Oooh, if you don't mind could you kill me, and then sing?
The Upper and Lower moons laugh, Douma gets in your face
Douma: Be quiet!
Hashira!Y/n: Oh, come on, I'm just havin' fun with ya. That's actually a very nice leotard~
Douma*Smiles proudly* Thank you~
Hashira!Y/n: Do they come in men's sizes?
Everyone...EVERYONE starts to laugh
Muzan*Is actually chuckling* He, he- Now that be funny~
The crowd laughs again, You smile, enjoying how you screwing up the show
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