I Want A Lobotomy. I No Longer Wish To Think

I want a lobotomy. I no longer wish to think

One (1) tasks is better than zero (0) tasks done

I'm just waiting at a doctors office and just thinking about all the dumb shit I would buy if I had the space and money.

I just saw a post about a biblically accurate grill and I just wanted it.

I was playing dnd and my friend sent a link in our chat for dino-nugget plushies. You bet your ass I bought one for me and my sister.

And then they came out with HALLOWEEN ones and it was a buy 1 get 2 more free. So now I will have a ghost, pumpkin, and bar nugget plush coming in soon.

This has just turned into a random rant about nugget plushies.

Getting meself some pizza and anti depressants. Room is clean, cats are happy. I'm not dead nor dying (yet). The only thing to do is use the Geneva Conventions as a to-do list.

A while ago I decided to do a bunch of cleaning and found my vacuum wasn't working. So instead of seeing if I was missing something on the vacuum which I haven't used much, I took it apart to try and fix it.

The issue? It turns out there is a button that turns the roller on. I am lucky my mom didn't kill me then and there

I am drunk af and high AF. May or may not have done a little cuddling with my male friend while he was somewhat the second most sober.

My friend and him forced me to bed but I dont wanna stop