Put Spikes On Your Wheelchair's Handles. Wrap Barbed Wire Around Your Cane Or Crutch So It'll Hurt Like

put spikes on your wheelchair's handles. wrap barbed wire around your cane or crutch so it'll hurt like a motherfucker if someone kicks or grabs it from under your hand. wear a personal alarm and pull the pin every time someone moves you without your consent, leans on your chair, takes a seat on your rollator, taps your hearing aid, steals your AAC device. scream for help when you're abducted. wail like you're in agony when people trip you up or knock into you. take pepper spray to the grocery store. take a knife to the club. leave cards that say "fuck you" under the wipers of inconsiderately parked cars and scratch access codes for bathrooms on the outside of the door. we are not begging for mercy, we're fighting dirty. we have to.

Taking responsibility for your actions is so much more fun if you image you are denying a primordial being of pure hatred its ability to control you. Dalinar kholin who?

valuable life lessons from minecraft:

eye contact is dangerous

don't eat rotten meat

you have to sleep sometimes or else the phantoms get you

Call me a spren the way I find navani intoxicating

szeth's "what if... [he'd] killed for no reason" reminds me of that story that hoid told kaladin about the people on the perfect island who freaked tf out after they realized their king was dead