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I’ve been saying this for years. Yet I’m somehow a nerd instead of a self help guru.
Stormlight Archives is really a series about how being mentally ill and saying your affirmations gives you superpowers.
If kaladin does become the shard of Honor, you KNOW that Hoid will taunt him forever for losing his flute. I also feel like he would be friends with harmony. The whole “I kill to protect” to totally on harmonys level.
Taking responsibility for your actions is so much more fun if you image you are denying a primordial being of pure hatred its ability to control you. Dalinar kholin who?
Plot twist, you killed your wife
Taking responsibility for your actions is so much more fun if you image you are denying a primordial being of pure hatred its ability to control you. Dalinar kholin who?
Cryptics initially:
Cryptics now:
I love how it’s literally now canon that Dalinar adopted kaladin. Like. It’s no longer fanon
big fan of liars. big fan of characters whose entire existence is a facade. love it when everything's stripped away from them and the lie is the only thing left of their identity. love it when the lines between an act and the truth are blurring. are they even them without the lie? the lie doesn't become the truth per se, but it's now such an intricate part of them it might as well be.
YES SHE NEVER LOVED HIM
Anyone who seriously believes that Vin, Elend, and Zane were in a love triangle blatantly fell for Zane’s propaganda because like
The only person in the book who thought it was a love triangle was Zane
Brandon said old people fucking rights
I giggled for so long. Considering they don’t really even follow vorinism that devoutly she was just doing to make him uncomfortable
Fen covering just her safehand and then asking if everything is better now is iconic
You go queen
IS THAT TRESS OF THE EMERALD SEA? PEOPLE GET EXPLODED FRM THE INSIDE BY VINES AND STABBED BY GIANT SPIKES
Also who put Gideon the Ninth on the cosy fantasy table. Absolutely nothing about Gideon could be mistaken for cosy
Okay so. I’ve been listening to more EPIC. And, I still can’t get over how kaladin and moash coded the song Ruthlessness is. ITS SO THEM
Yall really seem to like this post. so another quote I almost forgot about was actually from Adolin “my father thinks me to be a better man than he is. Unfortunately for you, he’s wrong.” LIKE DAMN OKAY.
No line in any fantasy book will ever go as hard as kaladin fucking stormblessed “Run. Flee. I will chase you. I will never stop. I am eternal. I am the storm.” Like, fuck man we get it my bad for existing.
Cultivation is so fucking real for finally showing up 8 days before the duel lmaooo same energy as walking into a work meeting 30 min late with a large Dunkin’ iced coffee
rereading WoR and this feels more or less true
thinking about how alethi doorframes and stuff are made for taller people since theyre just a taller race generally.. but shinovar is a different story i need kaladin to be hitting his head on EVERYTHING in stormlight 5
Being in multiple fandoms is great
I mean, you get to read Branderson Sanderson fan conspiracies and theories about complicated magic and Hoid and shit.
And then when all the Investure, Connection, “OMG is this one character that’s barely mentioned somehow really important and relevant to the overarching plot?!” gets too complicated for your shitty-ass brain to process, you can just jump over to Undertale and Deltarune to make skeleton jokes.
And THEN when Sans’ backstory and Gaster shit gets too much, you can go enjoy random gay memes until you feel like going back into the Cosmere, and round and round it goes.
It’s awesome.
Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard
“Antidepressants? Pfft- Just get a worm on a string!” -Shallan
“This family is a nightmare! Who’s even related to who?!” -Dalinar AKA DADinar
“Where are they? Dead, probably. Unless the knife stab hasn't’ gotten to them yet. Then they’re just dying.” -Jasnah
“Any party size packet of Oreos is a personal one if you’re an introvert.” -Renarin
“I can walk faster than you can run! I’m gay!” -Drehy
“Gender? What’s that? I haven’t had one in years.” -Wit
“Chicken patties, chicken breasts, chicken wings- IS THERE ANY FOOD HERE OTHER THAN CHICKEN?!” -And worldhopper @ Roshar
“It tastes like depression. In a muffin. It’s a depression muffin!” -Kaladin
“Do you only exist when I’m looking at you, or do you actually disappear from existence the second I look away?” -The whole fandom @ Hoid
Cosmere characters as dumb things I’ve said/heard Round 2
“I used to steal crackers from the counter. I’d be like crunch, crunch, crunch, swallow. NO ONE KNOWS!” -Lift
“I could be a watering can! You don’t know!” -Basically any Lightweaver
“The rules specifically state I win because storm you.” -Wit
“I have a problem. And no, it’s not one you can solve with a dead body. Put down the shovel.” -Vasher
“I’ve seen my fair share of pricks, but you, sir, are the whole cactus.” -Anyone @ Wit
“Nice name, did your mom pick it out for you or something?” -Wit/Hoid/Cephandrius/Some random beggar/Whoever
“Are you a bow? Because I must be an arrow (Aro)! As in, I don’t feel attraction to you.” -Jasnah @ Amaram
“Welcome to PE! As in, Physical Excruciation Hour!” -Dalinar
“Short, caffeinated, and ready to murder.” -Vin
“High, bi, and ready to die.” -Kaladin
“It is a law, universally acknowledged, that if a jar of salsa is at the table and you sit in front of it, you are now the master of the salsa and anyone who takes some is therefore encroaching upon your territory.” -Hoid
Now I wanna see Wit pole dancing
^determined per a council with my cousins