No. It Needs To Be The Coldest Fucking Line Ever With Him Hovering Above The Ground, Sylspear In Hand,

No. It needs to be the coldest fucking line ever with him hovering above the ground, sylspear in hand, wind whipping his hair around, and his eyes glowing bright blue. Only acceptable remake.

I hope if the stormlight archive gets adapted Kaladin's "the sky and the winds are mine" line sounds really cringe. He's allowed to be a little cringe. He'd listen to angel with a shotgun (Nightcore) while flying around and you can't change my mind.

SO COOL I LOVE THIS.

Ruin

Firefox do you have anything else on your mind.

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

YESSSSS

Cosmere Characters React to Shakadolin

As requested by anon :)

I've written a couple of other lists that might be considered "Shakadolin" including "How Adolin & Shallan would ask Kaladin out" and "what if the three of them lived together."

In this list, we'll be imagining how characters would react should they learn that this ship exists.

Shallan: [sucking air sharply in through her nose]

Shallan: Wait.

Shallan: No one told me that BOTH was an option!

Shallan: Why did no one tell me that both was an option??

Pattern: [humming excitedly] This is perfect. With three people, there is always a chaperone for the other two.

Pattern: Math!

Syl (whispering): Yes....this is how Shalladin can still win...

Dalinar: Well...my son dating two people at once would certainly take the heat off of me for dating my brother's wife.

Dalinar: Stormfather, would you ever consider performing a marriage ceremony for a triad?

Stormfather: Would they each make an oath to the other two?

Dalinar: I would assume so.

Stormfather: Sold. More oaths is always better.

Renarin (slightly too loudly): Y-Yes! I think it would be GREAT if people were more open about non-normative relationships between consenting adults.

Rlain: ...Smooth.

Adolin: You know, there was a moment when I thought back to how I told Shallan that Kaladin was so hot and cool and dateable when I was like, "Wait. Was that jealously or bisexuality?" But then it was like, "Well, Shallan chose me and I chose Shallan, so I probably don't need to worry about it too much."

Adolin: ...

Adolin: Why didn't anyone tell us we could have BOTH?

Shallan: That's what I'm saying!

Veil: Personally, I've been saying that both was an option for a while now...

Jakamav: Well, if no one else is gonna say it then I'm gonna say it.

Jakamav: What.

Sadeas: Now, now, Jakamav. Don't be so quick to judge. The three of them have so much in common.

Sadeas: Crime...murder...heresy...undermining Alethi society...

Shallan: Girl's night! 😊

Kaladin: ...

Kaladin: You people want me to date not just one lighteyes but TWO of them? At ONCE?

Kaladin: I can't even IMAGINE the headache!

Shallan: Now, now, Kaladin. Just think of the possibilities!

Shallan: If I'm bothering you, you can be all, "Hey Shallan, I think Adolin is lonely" or if Adolin is trying to get you to ride a horse or something you can be all, "Hey, I think I heard Shallan calling for you."

Adolin: A built-in way to have as much or as little romantic contact as you want without anyone being neglected!

Kaladin: ...

Kaladin: ...

Kaladin: STOP MAKING IT MAKE SENSE

Loving the new protocol episode. Giving kill your double vibes IFKYK

APPARENTLY A TRUCK HIT IT AND LOOSENED IT EARLIER TODAY.

Ummmmm. I may have accident tripped over a water pipe on my street and it unlatched and is now spraying water all down the street send help