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There's an interesting parallel between Kaladin vs Szeth and Lift vs Nale: Both of them, in a climactic moment, swear the third ideal and summon their blade right before fighting either Szeth or Nale as the everstorm approaches. Szeth and Nale both make a very similar comment like "You mean to fight me? You are new to this" right before Szeth gets beaten by Kaladin and Nale fails to kill Lift. Anyway from this we can conclude that if the fight had continued and Nale hadn't realized he was wrong and stopped fighting, Lift was about to kill him.
I don't get why everyone thinks if we're picking children for the contest of champions they would choose Gavinor; he could definitely beat Oroden in a fight but I think Lift could beat either of them.
Being a non-binary vorin must suck because you’re only allowed to eat bland food.
I haven’t read any cosmere books but Gavilar Kohlin is my bbg I take no criticism
Kaladin?? The killer Kaladin?? Nonono, Gavilar is where it’s at
I haven’t read any cosmere books but Gavilar Kohlin is my bbg I take no criticism
But murder is still murder, my friend!! And for a man named “Stormblessed” he sure doesn’t seem to be stormblessing the world with his presence!!
I haven’t read any cosmere books but Gavilar Kohlin is my bbg I take no criticism
Tasteless Hoid wearing a t-shirt that says "I survived the shattering of Adonalsium and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"
I am a fucking artist.
@girlgeniusevents Day Three: Jagerkin & Crossover
wayne just has absolute jäger energy.
in the middle of a fight he stops to shop clothes off the guy he defeated
he believes in hats
his relationship with hats is unmatchable
book 1 plot is he loses his hat and tries to get it back
he's undyingly loyal
eager for a fight
knows how to start a bar fight
brawler in an age where there's shooty things
thinks getting shot at is a form of affection
absolutely would go up to someone and say "nize hat" (and eat it off their head)
inspired by one of my favorite panels of girl genius.
oh, and if they weren't stick figures, wax would be pulling him back by his suspenders.
completely lost it when wax and steris named their son maxillium, because of *course*
but imagine if we got nuliana (goes by nu) and gilbillius (nickname gibbus because nu had a hard time saying gilbillius at all growing up and it stuck) (he prefers gil but it's far too late)
we can throw in a crescent or something for good measure too
WAIT! im a fool
new kandra baby named NuMoon i demand it
completely lost it when wax and steris named their son maxillium, because of *course*
but imagine if we got nuliana (goes by nu) and gilbillius (nickname gibbus because nu had a hard time saying gilbillius at all growing up and it stuck) (he prefers gil but it's far too late)
we can throw in a crescent or something for good measure too
I heard people are getting their Sel boxes with wax seals!
Wax. Ladrian. Seals.
Oh shoot. Plural. I can fix that.
Yeah?
yeah.
Guys.
Wayne is literally a pack rat.
No. It needs to be the coldest fucking line ever with him hovering above the ground, sylspear in hand, wind whipping his hair around, and his eyes glowing bright blue. Only acceptable remake.
I hope if the stormlight archive gets adapted Kaladin's "the sky and the winds are mine" line sounds really cringe. He's allowed to be a little cringe. He'd listen to angel with a shotgun (Nightcore) while flying around and you can't change my mind.
I feel like if anyone could make it work it would be them.
Sanderson was so real with that shower scene. One person wanting to batter off their epidermis with a Highstorm. The other person wanting to boil away their flesh with magma. Neither person really being able to share the stream because of both space limitations and fundamental discontent with the aforementioned temperature and pressure. Thinking shower sex is a great idea because you’ve never done it…Oh, Adolin, my dear sweet summer child… 🥹
At first, I said I wouldn’t write a fic about it because the reality of shower sex sucks and the only hot thing about it is the water, when you’re the one lucky enough to be under it (assuming you’re not the one being burned), but maybe I will write one just to show why it sucks. Shallan and Adolin are about to find out that almost anywhere else is better for fucking than in the shower…
He infuse my shardblade until I Surgebind
He tana on my vast ‘til I start cultivating
stormlight archive and starwars both dare to ask the question of what if there was a sword that cut so so so so so good
thinking about how alethi doorframes and stuff are made for taller people since theyre just a taller race generally.. but shinovar is a different story i need kaladin to be hitting his head on EVERYTHING in stormlight 5
this is absolutely perfect
theyre so gay to me
art by @duckngk (X, X)
Cosmere Characters: Would They Ever Moon Someone?
As requested by no one. (Who would request this?) Anyway--"mooning" someone is pulling down your pants to show your butt. And for unknown reasons, I was wondering which Cosmere characters would be willing to moon someone else.
Dalinar: Would not moon anyone. I feel that it's probably against the codes.
Shallan: Would moon someone if she needed to check on the level of corruption in some shamespren or something like that.
Adolin: Would moon someone if he thought that person would find it funny. And if he was drunk.
Kaladin: Would not moon anyone. It's the prudishness.
Lopen: Has already mooned someone this week.
Wayne: Has already mooned someone this week.
Wax: Would certainly not moon anyone now that he is married to Steris.
Steris: Would DEFINITELY not moon anyone.
Marasi: Her head explodes with shame at the very thought.
Tress: Would moon someone if it, like, helped her friends somehow? IDK.
Nomad: Might accidentally moon someone if, for example, the sun burned off his pants or something but it would be done without whimsy
Szeth: Would moon someone if literally any authority figure told him to do so but it would be done without whimsy and everyone would be the worse for it
Jasnah: Would never allow herself to be in a position where mooning was necessary
Hoid: Would only moon very particular people under very particular circumstances
TenSoon: I mean dogs don't have pants so he's technically mooning most people most of the time.
Vin: Would not have, like, a moral objection to mooning someone but would imagine Sazed shaking his head in disappointment and that would give her pause
Allrianne: No
Kelsier: He'd moon the Lord Ruler. He'd smile while doing it too
Spook: He'd moon anyone if Kelsier told him to.
Elend: Would get too much in his head about it. Like, is it sexual harassment? What are the political ramifications?
Lift: Yeah.
Blushweaver: Would moon someone consensually in a sexy way
Lightsong: Weirdly, no, I don't think he would.
Vivenna: Absolutely no way that mooning is happening
Siri: Would definitely moon her husband but not anyone else
Vasher: There was that one time he Awakened his pants to leap off of his butt but that was a purely scientific thing.
Stormfather: Does not have a butt.
Navani: Would not moon anyone, but, like, if she were alone with Galivar's stonecast remains and no one was around and she was ruminating on their marriage then, you know, maybe...
MeLaan: Would not only moon someone, but would also make her butt extra giant and extra green while doing so.
I think one of my favorite parts of RoW is when Veil literally does a "he asked for no pickles" for Kaladin at the tavern