That Ship Doesnt Even Make Sense They Never Even Interacted In Canon! Have You Considered That I Ship

‘that ship doesn’t even make sense they never even interacted in canon!’ have you considered that i ship characters based on their dynamics and the potential they could have had if they did interact

Jegulily, but Jily is already in a relationship. Lily is more than happy to let James and Regulus date, having faith in her boyfriend's love for her, but between James "I love you so much I feel guilty for so much as looking at him" Potter and Regulus "I refuse to be the reason why anyone cheats on their partner" Black, she has her work cut out for her.

Low and behold, after she drags them both by their ears and tells them to confess their feelings towards one another, she then realizes that fuck, she likes Regulus, which kick-starts another slow burn for our disaster trio. What's worse is that Marlene makes fun of her because she's technically already in a relationship with Regulus.

Headcanon that Sofia gives a card to both Roland and Cedric for Father's Day.

This is going to be a wild take: under certain circumstances, I actually wouldn't mind if Dazai stayed dead.

Obviously, I want him alive, and am still in denial about how permanent his death truly is. But what's worse than an outright statement going "Dazai is dead and will never be brought back to BSD", is the uncertainty (partially because of the fandom). If he's dead, I want to have a skk scene that obliterates my heart.

I want what's left of the PM or the ADA to find vampire Chuuya, cradling Dazai's rotting corpse in his arms as he tries again and again, unsuccessfully, to save him by turning him into a vampire. Where each time he tries, Dazai's ability lashes out and removes the foreign ability, and he dies all over again. I want a Chuuya who has already been turned back to a human during one of his attempts, but still continues anyways because he can't cope, until the people who found him have to physically pry him away from Dazai.

I have a craving, and that craving is hurt/no comfort.

Lily: Seriously, Regulus. How many people would you have killed if we asked you to?

Regulus: That's not important.

James, frantic: I disagree!!!

Whenever someone either says it loud, or posts in a comment section: "You can't ship them for X, Y, or Z reason," it makes me want to laugh until I pass out from the lack of oxygen.

Ships are (usually) between fictional characters. Who gaf if if they don't interact much? If they genuinely hate each other? If one of them canonically isn't into the other's gender? If the only reason why they're shipped is because people think they look aesthetically pleasing next to one another? That's not going to stop fanfiction writers, and rule 63 exists for a reason.

It's okay if certain things aren't your cup of tea, but that doesn't mean a person gets to dictate what types of ships people like.