Shin Soukoku Sugar Daddy Au, But Akutagawa Denies That He's A Sugar Daddy By Trying To Excuse It For

Shin Soukoku sugar daddy au, but Akutagawa denies that he's a sugar daddy by trying to excuse it for increasingly flimsy reasons.

Akutagawa: Here. *Hands Atsushi the newest iPhone on the market, easily over $1300*

Akutagawa: This is so you have no excuse to text me back...for missions from Dazai-san.

Atsushi: Um, what?

Akutagawa: I'm also paying your phone bill and giving you unlimited data and the best coverage here in Japan so you have no excuse to not get my calls.

Atsushi:

Atsushi, talking to himself: Man, I wish I ate breakfast today.

Akutagawa: God, you're insufferable.

Akutagawa: And weak, if it bothers you this much. I have to do everything myself.

Atsushi: :/

*40 minutes later*

*Akutagawa comes back with food from a Michelin star restaurant he threatened employees into making despite company policy banning take out*

One of the saddest things about the Black brothers relationship never improving was the fact that we were robbed of this dynamic duo of brothers who were both morally grey and dramatic as fuck.

Remus, watching as Regulus frantically tries to shove a dead body into a suitcase before the Aurors got there: So.... What'cha got there, Pads?

Sirius: . . .

Remus: . . .

Sirius: A smoothie.

Sirius: *sips strawberry-banana smoothie loudly*

whenever I see someone being sad over Akutagawa being "dead" and not coming back this is what I picture btw

Headcanon that Sofia gives a card to both Roland and Cedric for Father's Day.

SAO AU where Midoriya Izuku gets into gaming as a hobby back when he was bullied for being quirkless, only the characters he's stuck inside the game with are from the abridged series.

Edit: I have actually started a fanfiction. It's called "Izuku Meets SAO Abridged" The url is:

fic where 18 yrs old dazai meets 14 yrs old atsushi (right after leaving the mafia ig) and w/o thinking takes him with him and they spend the two years on the run together (dazai becuz anytime he tries to abandon the orphan he picked up w/o thought oda flashes into his mind and ultimately he grows to care for him) (atsushi becuz the weird bandage guy pinkie promised he could ride on one of those trains he's seen in books)

anyway

dazai and atsushi dont look alike or have the same name so the ada picks up they arent related by blood real quick

anytime anyone asks how they met, they honestly answer "i/dazai kidnapped him/me" but everyone thinks its a joke

atsushi wins dazai over gradually, like small moments, small moments of kindness shown for dazai, small moments of seeing atsushi's real non-trauma made personality seeping through , he doesn't even realize it until it hits all at once how much he cares for atsushi

atsushi on the other hand was sold because dazai could make him laugh

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also sskk where atsushi takes his bf to meet his brother and akutagawa and dazai do the spiderman meme

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also dazai finds out atsushi's ability becuz at some point he comes to their hideout or whatever and a giant tiger is sitting there and before he can even panic it happily jumps at him and boom atsushi

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in this particular au, dazai lets atsushi doodle anywhere like dazai's bandages and his books becuz its better than having to actually engage with the child and eventually gets atsushi an actual sketchbook and the two spend their time drawing, atsushi's sketches get better dazai's get worse but atsushi sometimes thinks its becuz dazai's silly and scary sketches make him laugh

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there has to be a scene where someone asks atsushi what he's doing here, after dazai's joined the ada, and atsushi's like "im here w/ my brother" and looks at dazai, sees him poorly flirting w/ kunikida and irritating him and gets so much second hand embarrassment he points at ranpo instead

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atsushi knows dazai was in the mafia but he thinks double black was just dazai's cringy ship name for his ex boyfriend

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okay thats all i can think of now ill add more maybe