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Remus: there’s literally nothing I love more than Sirius -
Sirius: Hey Remus
Remus: Sirius, shut the fuck up, I’m trying to tell people how much I love you
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Remus: if I keep Sirius alive long enough to come home safe, I’ve done my job
James and Peter: OUR job
Remus, nodding: right, i’ve done our job.
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Marlene: What’s wrong with James?
Lily: Alphabetically or in order of annoyance?
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the marauders (+ half of Hogwarts): we don’t know if he’ll notice, but we each slipped a little note in Remus’ bag to let him know that we love him
Remus, pulling 100-page letters out of his bag: what the -
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Sirius, shouting: don’t speak to me, Remus! Get away from me!
Remus: when should I come back?
Sirius: NEVER!
Remus: So, like half an hour?
Sirius: …
Sirius: fifteen minutes.
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Sirius: why are you shirtless?
Remus, smirking: why do you think?
Sirius:
Sirius: because you’re poor?
Remus:
Remus: that’s also right
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James: can you keep a secret?
Remus: do you know anything about my life?
James:
James: no I don’t. Good point.. 
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James: I will do this alone
James: with Sirius
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Remus: I don’t have any other choice now. I could end up seriously hurting someone during the full moon. We don’t know if the wolf won’t attack an animagus. I have to leave alone.
James: Hey, no! You are NOT leaving us! Well - we’ll figure out something.
Peter: Okay, option one. Werewolf Remus kills everyone -
Sirius: Peter!
Peter: What? There are no bad ideas and brainstorming.
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Sirius, clenching his fists: fight me
James standing behind him, softly shaking his head, wand ready in his hand: *mouthes* do not
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Sirius: Remus, you worry too much.
Remus, thinking back on everything that the marauders have done since arriving at Hogwarts: no, I worry exactly the right amount.
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James: if you’re looking for someone to save you, look in the mirror
Remus: Bloody Mary finally coming in clutch …
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Remus: you’re right
Sirius: that’s … that’s an unusual phrase for you, Remus. Did you just learn it?
Remus: shut up, Sirius.
Sirius: oh thank Merlin, I thought you were enchanted for a second there. 
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Lily: Before we go charging in to fight, Voldemort, we have to remember - he’s expecting a competent team of mighty heroes
James: and that gives us the element of surprise 
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Remus, young, naive: I hope something good happens
Remus, now: I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny 
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Lily: So, what’s the plan?
Remus: Magic
Sirius: Wing it
Lily: those are NOT plans!
James: Broom!!
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*sees the McGonagall marching towards them*
Lily, who has done nothing wrong ever: She‘s coming for me.
Sirius, currently guilty of pickpocketing, setting fireworks off in the great hall, aiding and abetting, arson, various pranks: Yeah, probably.
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McGonagall: I have to ground you, Potter. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
James: What about my duties as Head Boy?
McGonagall: Okay fine. Other than that. And no music.
James: The record player‘s broken.
McGonagall: Then no broom.
McGonagall: I need my broom for practice.
McGonagall: Then, no .. uh … no Sirius.
Sirius: What?!
James: What?! No Sirius?!
McGonagall: NO SIRIUS!
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James: this is a perilous mission I must undertake alone
James: Gather your things Moony, Wormtail and Padfoot
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James: We‘ve gotta find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?
Sirius: Probably Peter.