I Sure Love Alignment Chart Memes And This One Template Really Struck A Chord With Me For Some Reason

I sure love alignment chart memes and this one template really struck a chord with me for some reason

Ain't nobody in the whole damn town can fix that mess and to their credit they ain't trying either

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜.

"what happens to a house when it is left alone? when it becomes worn, and aged, when its paint peels, its foundations begin to sink? it goes for too long unlived in. what does it think of? what does it dream? how does it look like for those creatures who built it, brought it into existence only to abandon it when its usefulness no longer satisfies them? it may grow lonesome. it may stare for long hours into the darkness of its own empty halls and see shadows. and its heart may jump as it thinks, "here, here is someone again, i’m not alone." and each time it is wrong, and the hurt starts over. it may haunt itself, inventing ghosts to walk its floors, making friends with its shadow puppets, laughing and whispering to itself at the end of some quiet cul-de-sac. it may grow angry. its basement may fill with churning acid like an empty stomach, and its gorge may rise as it asks itself through clenched teeth, “what did i do wrong?”. it may grow bitter. it may grow hungry. so hungry and so bitter that its scruples dissolve and its doors unlock themselves. while a house may hunger it cannot starve. and so in fever and anger and loneliness, it may simply lie in wait. doors open, shades drawn, hallways empty. hungry."

— anatomy, kitty horrorshow

The hell is everyone always acting like King Ramses was the scariest thing to ever happen in Courage? You know how many nightmares I had as a child of the silly cgi man? How many nights I was up thinking about whatever slab he wants me to return?

None, zilch.

Donut.

That’s not me gloating about being a tough kid or whatever, this show scared the SHIT out of my 7 year old ass many times. But that absolute meme????? He’s not even top ten material. His episode is literally more comedy that keeps taking the piss out of itself than actual horror. He’s not properly even a monster or a villain, just a very patient ghost that only wants to punish stubborn grave robbers, and he admittedly has catchy taste in music. If I were to make an iceberg meme about this show, Ramses wouldn’t even show up below the water line. But does he really deserve that reputation?

I’m trying so hard to understand why y’all have lower case ‘t’ trauma surrounding this character but somehow don’t even remember to mention…… this

That shit made me turn the channel immediately whenever the cockroach episode came up for years.

Or like, the windmill vandals. Good lord why does no one talk about the windmill vandals? They had NO business bringing that level of suspenseful storytelling or that art style to a prime time CN broadcast slot. The ost played on their arrival is still downright dread inducing.

Harvest moon guy??? Anyone else remember him or is it really just me bearing that mental burden???? Like actually wtf was with them approving the harvest moon episode’s direction? This is honest to god not photoshop, just actual screen caps burned forever into my elder zoomer brain.

You’re Gonna overshadow that t h i n g for the Man in Gauze?

Or do the same with Benton Tarantella and his associate?

And honest to god if ANYTHING, any single moment in this entire series actually rightfully earned the childhood nightmares it starred in, it was not King Ramses when this sequence was also aired to compete with him

Yep… still gives me the shivers…

Charging a psychic attack against the Moral Orel fandom, brace.

Damn attractive women, always following you when you just wanna gaze into The Broth.