ZIM Being Not A Total Sociopath Compilation

ZIM being not a total sociopath compilation

This is one of my favorite things Jack Skellington says in The Nightmare Before Christmas because the only people present that he can be referring to as "friends" are Sally and Santa Claus. Santa Claus who was kidnapped from his home by child hitmen and then presented to somebody's corpse which told him it was stealing his job and surprised that he isn't a lobster. Then the corpse stole his hat and let the orphan child mobsters take him to a torture dungeon to be executed and eaten by a bag. Then the corpse bursts in and murders the bag screaming how he can't believe the bag would mistreat you, his friend

Today I learned by accident that SpongeBob video game ost can apparently suit invader Zim a lot more than you’d think

Recently got a sweet new job as a pest exterminator. Been a very long day of sitting through training videos, quizzes, and virtual lectures about termites and after the brain melting cram session was finally over, I looked back over the notes I was taking through my shift and I think I want to put this one up in the office like one of those motivational post-its

Ok but what if ZiM faking his own death, as a little impulsive experiment… and giddily watching his leaders and society put on the most fucking grandiose and hype celebration public funeral on of all time. It got Conventia seats booked out and broadcasted to like 2/3rds of the Armada’s galactic range. I’m talking lightshows and gluttonous revelry every other invader got to take a day off to come join in on. It’s everything and beyond he was hoping for. When he finally concludes his little “test” and very destructively crashes the party, he (of course) mistakes Red and Purple’s reaction for tears of joy.