Ok But What If ZiM Faking His Own Death, As A Little Impulsive Experiment And Giddily Watching His Leaders

Ok but what if ZiM faking his own death, as a little impulsive experiment… and giddily watching his leaders and society put on the most fucking grandiose and hype celebration public funeral on of all time. It got Conventia seats booked out and broadcasted to like 2/3rds of the Armada’s galactic range. I’m talking lightshows and gluttonous revelry every other invader got to take a day off to come join in on. It’s everything and beyond he was hoping for. When he finally concludes his little “test” and very destructively crashes the party, he (of course) mistakes Red and Purple’s reaction for tears of joy.

Imagine getting held up or kidnapped by a vampire and then they just start calmly putting leeches on you

This is one of my favorite things Jack Skellington says in The Nightmare Before Christmas because the only people present that he can be referring to as "friends" are Sally and Santa Claus. Santa Claus who was kidnapped from his home by child hitmen and then presented to somebody's corpse which told him it was stealing his job and surprised that he isn't a lobster. Then the corpse stole his hat and let the orphan child mobsters take him to a torture dungeon to be executed and eaten by a bag. Then the corpse bursts in and murders the bag screaming how he can't believe the bag would mistreat you, his friend

You don’t even know how badly I need a Dib and Zim reenactment of this sequence

The chicken part especially

#The human tank #Literally walked off being at the epicenter of a city leveling explosion

Notoriously resilient ZiM exiting the Nightmare realm portal:

- Breaks several bones, to the point of total immobility

- Visibly in an immense amount of pain

An 11-12 year old human child exiting the Nightmare realm portal as an inside-out ball of exposed viscera:

- Self corrects the entire-body prolapse thing going on, unassisted

- Is completely without a fucking scratch

- Says nothing about what the hell just happened

- Carelessly eating candy that he picked up when his innards bounced off the pavement somewhere nearby that treat mound

Now that’s what I call

Incredible Durability

ZIM being not a total sociopath compilation