Okay, Piper Greenmantle Everyone. Is She Lady Macbeth? Is Colin Greenmantle Macbeth Himself? Is The Raven

okay, piper greenmantle everyone. is she lady macbeth? is colin greenmantle macbeth himself? is the raven cycle ALL just macbeth. idk seems like it to me.....

absolutely love tam lin. would die for it. world’s oldest toxic yet wholesome couple story. janet is literally like wanna touch moss wanna touch moss touch moss do NOT want to weave boring tapestries, fucks off to the woods. picks some flowers. tam lin appears. says hey bitch those are my flowers. janet says like hell they are and picks more. tam lin is like THIS BITCH okay guess we gotta fuck now. they fuck. janet gets pregnant. her sorry sap of a dad is like h-h-hey janet you look like you might be pregnant haha just kidding….unlesss? maybe? so will you uh maybe marry one of my knights to legitimize it? aha. janet says fuck YOU no, all of your knights eat shit, and goes back to carterhaugh to get herself an herbal abortion. tam lin shows up. says hey what the fuck. why you trying to kill our baby. janets like what the fuck is your deal anyways? are you a fairy or what? do they have child support in tir na nog cause i doubt it anyways leave me alone. tam lin explains tragic backstory as a human with his manipulative gf the fairy queen. tells janet how she can free him so they can get married. janet’s like bet. janet waits for the fairy queen’s posse to go riding by with her bitch boy tam lin in tow. knocks him off his horse. holds on to this man like a mechanical bull while fairy queen gf turns him into like 5 different non- human things including lions and bears. finally she makes it through the test and he’s turned back into a man but he’s butt ass naked. so she covers him up with her **HIGHLY SYMBOLIC** mantle. end scene. iconic. breathtaking. i am screaming into my pillow

Tokyo Mew Mew walked so that Dark Rise could run

Midnight Sun Drinking Game

Every time Eddie thinks about killing, maiming, or general negative thoughts against poor Mike Newton

...That’s it. That’s literally all you need to get blackout drunk.

It's Halloween, so please make sure you're practicing safe sacrificing! Pick a rose from forests where a mysterious faerie lives! Pay your taxes to hell! Pull your true loves off white horses! Turn into various animals and flames while being held!

Considering that Mike Newton falling for Bella managed to get him hated by both vampires and werewolves, I now require a spin-off series about him living normally...

Except that he always falls for the person already taken by the supernatural entity.

Literally, I just want a sitcom of Mike narrowly avoiding death by jealous pissed-off zombies, faeries, merfolk, angels, demons, kraken, etc.

And the one person that manages to fall for him is a supernatural being pissed-off by the fact that they a) have to keep this stupid human alive to b) get him to notice them.

Ah, Mike, you're not escaping your bad luck so easily...