(Heres A Long One For Yall)

(Here’s a long one for y’all)

Ekko: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Vi: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Caitlin: In your pantry!

Ekko: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Vi: Is your friend here?

Ekko, motioning to Eclipse : Yeah.

Vi, to Eclipse : You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Jinx: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Jinx: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Jinx: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Jinx, to Vi and Caitlin: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Vi: YAAAAAAAAY!

Caitlin: THE PRESTIGE!

(Why do I want to draw Ekko with glasses now)

Ekko: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Eclipse : Plane tickets?

Jinx: Concert tickets?

Vi: Prostitution?

Ekko, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

Ekko: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Eclipse : 'Prettiest Smile'

Jinx: 'Nicest Personality'

Vi: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Caitlin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Ekko: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Eclipse : Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ekko: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JINX WITH ME

Vi, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Ekko: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Eclipse : *chugs entire bottle*

Eclipse : It’s perfume.

Ekko, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Eclipse , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jinx, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Vi, trembling: What are we playing