Ekkoarcane - Tumblr Posts
Ekko: Anyone d-
Eclipse : Depressed?
Jinx: Drained?
Vi: Dumb?
Caitlin: Disliked?
Ekko: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Ekko: Bye Eclipse ! Bye Jinx! Bye Vi! Bye Caitlin! Bye Eclipse !
Jinx: You said ‘bye Eclipse ’ twice.
Ekko: I like Eclipse .
Ekko: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Eclipse : Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Caitlin: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Vi: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Eclipse : Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Caitlin: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Vi: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Jinx, annoyed: You are disappointments
Ekko: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Eclipse : 'Prettiest Smile'
Jinx: 'Nicest Personality'
Vi: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Caitlin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Ekko: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Eclipse : Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Jinx: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Vi: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Caitlin: My moral code, is that you?
Ekko:
Ekko: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Eclipse:… yes
Ekko: What’s something you guys are better than Eclipse at?
Jinx: Mario Kart.
Vi: Yeah, video games.
Caitlin: Emotional vulnerability.
(Here’s a long one for y’all)
Ekko: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...
Vi: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!
Caitlin: In your pantry!
Ekko: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?
Vi: Is your friend here?
Ekko, motioning to Eclipse : Yeah.
Vi, to Eclipse : You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(
Jinx: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-
Jinx: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Jinx: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN
Everyone else: No.
Jinx, to Vi and Caitlin: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS
Vi: YAAAAAAAAY!
Caitlin: THE PRESTIGE!
Ekko: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Eclipse : Not if they consent to it.
Jinx: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Vi: YES?!?
(Why do I want to draw Ekko with glasses now)
Ekko: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Eclipse : Plane tickets?
Jinx: Concert tickets?
Vi: Prostitution?
Ekko, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
Ekko: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Eclipse : Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ekko: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JINX WITH ME
Vi, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Ekko, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Eclipse , pulling out an Uno card: +4
Jinx, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Vi, trembling: What are we playing
Ekko: Eclipse , I'm sad.
Eclipse : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Jinx: Vi, I'm sad.
Vi, nodding: mood.
Ekko: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Eclipse : No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Jinx: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Vi: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Ekko: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Ekko: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Eclipse : *chugs entire bottle*
Eclipse : It’s perfume.
*Ekko and Eclipse skipping stones on lake*
Ekko: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Eclipse , whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Ekko: Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Eclipse : It's you.
Ekko: What?
Eclipse : What?
(Warning somewhat nsfw)
Ekko: Can you stop sending me nudes, I’m at work.
Eclipse : That excuse never stopped you when I was working.
Ekko: Can you blame me? I bought lace undies, what was I supposed to do?
Ekko: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Eclipse : I wake up at 4:30 AM
Ekko:
Ekko: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
Ekko: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Eclipse : What did you do op?
Ekko: A MISTAKE
Ekko: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Eclipse : Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Ekko: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!