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3 years ago

(Here’s a long one for y’all)

Ekko: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Vi: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Caitlin: In your pantry!

Ekko: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Vi: Is your friend here?

Ekko, motioning to Eclipse : Yeah.

Vi, to Eclipse : You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Jinx: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Jinx: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Jinx: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Jinx, to Vi and Caitlin: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Vi: YAAAAAAAAY!

Caitlin: THE PRESTIGE!


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3 years ago

Ekko: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Eclipse : Not if they consent to it.

Jinx: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Vi: YES?!?


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3 years ago

(Why do I want to draw Ekko with glasses now)

Ekko: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Eclipse : Plane tickets?

Jinx: Concert tickets?

Vi: Prostitution?

Ekko, holding their broken frames: Glasses.


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3 years ago

Ekko: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Eclipse : Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ekko: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING JINX WITH ME

Vi, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.


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3 years ago

Ekko, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Eclipse , pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jinx, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Vi, trembling: What are we playing


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3 years ago

Ekko: Eclipse , I'm sad.

Eclipse : *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Jinx: Vi, I'm sad.

Vi, nodding: mood.


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3 years ago

Ekko: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Eclipse : No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Jinx: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Vi: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Ekko: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.


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2 years ago

Ekko: Favorite horror movie?

Eclipse : It

Jinx: Saw

Vi: Annabelle

Caitlyn: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics


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2 years ago

Ekko: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Eclipse : ... Your what?

Ekko: My friends.

Jinx: Are they saying “friends”?

Vi: I think they're being sarcastic.

Caitlyn: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Ekko! All of your friends are in this room.

Ekko: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.


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2 years ago
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♥︎ or ↻ if u save/use

p𝗈𝗅𝖺𝗋𝗋 𝖿𝗂𝗅𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗒 @cosmuspsd

do not steal pls


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2 years ago
So It Has Been A Long Time Since I Started This One And Because Of Work I Dont Have Much Time. Please

So it has been a long time since I started this one and because of work I don’t have much time. Please do not download for repost without autorisations. I spend so much time on it and it’s not even done yet


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