Arcane Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Arcane Incorrect Quote #47

Jinx: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Caitlyn: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #48

Vi: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?

Caitlyn: Aww-

Vi: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #49

Viktor, knocking on the door: Jayce, open up!

Jayce: It all started when I was a kid.

Viktor: That’s not what I-

Mel: Let him finish!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #50

Caitlyn: You have the right to remain silent.

Jinx: I choose to waive that right!

Jinx: *screaming*

Arcane Incorrect Quotes #51

Jinx: *pulls out a candy bar*

Silco: That's not breakfast.

Jinx: It is if I eat it first thing in the morning.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #52

Vi: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Jinx: Honestly, not much.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #53

Caitlyn: Morning. How are you doing?

Vi: I'm whelmed, thank you for asking.

Caitlyn: That's nice.

Caitlyn:

Caitlyn: *pauses mid coffee sip* Hold on... "Whelmed?"

Vi: Yeah. I'm not overwhelmed or underwhelmed, I'm just... whelmed.

Caitlyn: That isn't a thing.

Vi: I'm making it a thing.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #54

Vi: Powder, get that hideous thing out of the house, would you?

Jinx: Cait, Vi wants you to get out of the house!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #55

Jinx: Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!

Caitlyn: But I'm a vegan.

Jinx: Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #56

Viktor: So Jayce, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Jayce: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Viktor: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Jayce: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Viktor: A whole potato?

Jayce: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Viktor: These just look like big slabs of black.

Jayce: Because that's what they are!

Jayce: And then for dessert, we have chocolate.

Viktor: These are just chocolate chips?

Jayce: They sure are!

Jayce: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Jayce: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #57

Caitlyn: What happened to your nose?

Vi: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #58

Jayce: Why are you on fire?

Viktor: This is just how my day is going.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #59

Caitlyn: That's a child!

Jinx: AND THAT'S AN UGLY PIMPLY BITCH

Arcane Incorrect Quote #60

Mylo: Could you be any more annoying?

Powder: Yes.

Jinx: can you turn into a bug

Viktor: only emotionally

Arcane Incorrect Quote #61

Jinx: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

Arcane Incorrect Quote #62

Vi: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.

Jinx: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #63

Vi: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #64

Vi: *yawns*

Caitlyn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Vi: Then you must be exhausted.

Jinx: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

Arcane Incorrect Quote #65

Jayce: Alright, listen up, you little shits.

Jayce: Not you, Viktor. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.