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Imagine Getting Levi Ackerman on a

Jet ski

⚠️ WARNINGS ⚠️: none really, fluffiness, unedited

Hello there, I'm on a trip to Arizona and just learned how to jet ski so I thought I'd write a random headcanon and drabble for Levi so please enjoy this trash

Good luck to you because getting Levi to even consider a random trip to some lake is going to be difficult

"Why would you want to do something like that?"

"Because it's fun and you need to get out more"

So you drag a very grumpy Levi and a cooler full of water bottles and a packet lunch, to a lakeside beach to enjoy the day

Now if you thought getting him there was hard, just you wait

"I am not getting on that thing!"

"please Levi"

"No, not with you driving or any of your friends" his eyes nearly shoot out of their sockets when he sees your friends zipping around on the jet skis

You practically have to wrestle him onto the back of a jet ski and then you have to deal with his constant complaining

"you're going to fast"

"watch out for the boats and swimmers"

"I swear if you tip this thing-"

Makes sure you take regular breaks for water and food, to apply plenty of sunblock, and use a proper restroom (you told him to just pee in the water but he then proceeded to lecture you about urinary tract infections for 15 minutes)

He still manages to get very bad sunburns on his feet

He tightens the straps on both yours and his life jackets until you nearly blackout from lack of oxygen

At first he tries to hold on to the edge of the seat

But then the water spray gets him too wet and his hands keep slipping

He's squeamish about holding onto uou

So you have to stop and reach back to pull his arms around you

Clings on for dear life

He nearly drags you off the back whenever you bounce on the waves because he leans back with you in his arms

Once, you were speeding along and the jet ski almost tipped over

As it tipped-

Levi screamed like you've never heard before

It sounded like a child having a tantrum, or someone about to be consumed by a T-rex(think Jurassic park)

You didn't end up falling off or flipping the jet ski

But Levi was shaking with anger so badly he dragged you guys out of the water and chewed you out for a good while

But you had rented the jet skis for the whole day and still had a few hours left

Levi took it upon himself to learn how to drive the jet ski

He went a solid 6 miles an hour for at least twenty minutes

He lamented about the lack of control over the vehicle and freaked out everytime the jet ski dipped in the water or rocked

But after he figured it out, he went only 50 mph and nothing else

Terror is all that you know

But also great joy

He started to lay in wait for boats to go by so that he could catch the waves of their wake

He's going so fast that you catch some good air over the waves and slam back into the water with a force so great that he nearly busts his chin on the handle bars

He takes hairpin turns alarmingly fast

By some miracle he doesn't overturn the jet ski

He goes so fast that your eyelids flutter and there is a constant stream of wind tears running across your temples

By the time you get off your legs and hips are sore from spending the day on the jet ski

You turn the skis back in, grab some takeout, and settle on for a hot bath and a movie

"We should do that again sometime" Levi murmurs as he sees you falling asleep next to him 'it was fun"

The sun was blinding and hot as it beat down on your heads. You rest your cheek against the back of Levi's life jacket.

"You okay, sweetie?" Levi looks over his shoulder, sunglasses reflecting the sunlight.

You hum and nod, enjoying the breeze.

The jet ski rocks with waves as you wait for a boat to drive by. A sparkly blue boat cruises by at high speed, no swimmers of rafts behind it.

Levi guns it right for the wake rippling out from behind the boat. He catches it just right and the jet skis soars through the chilly spray of lake water.

It lands in the water with a resounding crash as Levi wheezes with laughter. He turns to check on, your arms tighten around him, and you notice how bright his smile is.

His dark hair is dripping with water, sunglasses slightly crooked, and his cheeks are sun-kissed despite the traces of white sunblock still on his face.

...

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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Teasing | Hawks x F!Reader

Content: Female reader. Also, it constantly switches between 2nd and 3rd POV for reader.

Warnings: Some profanity.

Notes: I love this man.

Edit 2/27/22: Guys btw, I can take requests. My rules are on the Grand Masterlist. Absolutely DM me if you have any questions about the rules. Thank you <3

~*~*~*

Keigo almost never took anything seriously. That bastard would find any opening to make a joke and exploit the hell out of it. (Y/n)'s mornings are filled with constant jokes from him.

(Y/n)'s spreading butter on her toast when Keigo reaches over and grabs the box with other butter sticks in it. "Spread...? Spread her, I hardly know her!"

Keigo then gives you a stupid ass, wide grin, his finger pointing to spread on the box. The grin was funnier than the joke, allowing you to let a chuckle fall from your lips.

"Hah! First laugh of the day." Keigo bent down and puckered his lips.

"Yeah the look on your face was funny, not the joke, Kei."

Keigo hummed. "Still made you laugh, so..."

(Y/n) rolled her eyes and kissed him. "Fine. Guess you earned it."

Still spreading the butter, Keigo leans over and whispers in her ear, "Oh yeah, spread it. Spread the-"

Keigo laughs when (Y/n) whips around and gives him a playful smack on the arm.

"Keigo, I want breakfast! Cut it out." (Y/n) pouted.

"I'm just teasing, songbird." Keigo chuckles and wraps his arms around her from behind.

"Yeah yeah, that's all you do." (Y/n) sighed.

Keigo hummed. "Maybe. But, you love it."

"Sure." (Y/n) put the butter away and took a bite out of the toast.

~*~*~*

Or, at the mall, you're looking around for whatever, and Keigo gets bored. Looking around while you look at items and clothing, Keigo spotted a hoodie with something on it. Snickering, he took (Y/n)'s hand and pointed to it.

"There you go, (Y/n). That's for you."

(Y/n) followed his line of sight and saw a Virginity Rocks hoodie. She glared at it then glared at him. "You'll need that for tonight."

As she walked away, Keigo fumbled with his words. "Wait, wait! I didn't mean it! Come back! Babe!"

~*~*~*

Or when you're watching a show and Keigo decides to come in and bother you. He lays across your lap and watches with you, promising to stay quiet. Your fingers scratching his scalp slightly. His wings shiver as you scratch a certain spot.

The show you were watching happened to be in a different language that neither of you knew, so both of you paid more attention to the subtitles rather than the imagery of the show.

Keigo was doing good with being quiet, until one of the characters said someting that sounded raunchy. The bird man shot up. "Did he just say peepee?"

"Oh my God, Keigo, no."

"Yes he did! Rewind it!" He got up and stood impossibly close to the TV.

Sighing, (Y/n) rewinded the show. Keigo listened closely until the character said it again. He jumped back and laughed, (Y/n) less than amused. She paused the show to let her boyfriend get it out.

"Oh my God! He- he said-" Keigo let out a wheeze.

"Yes, yes, I heard him." (Y/n) let a small smile slip at his laughing.

"How are you not laughing?" Keigo looked to her.

The longer (Y/n) looked at him, the more she felt compelled to laugh. She chuckled, which triggered Keigo to wiggle closer and latch on to her. It made (Y/n)'s chuckle evolve into a laugh. Soon, each other's laughs became the joke instead of the character.

Yeah, Keigo never takes anything seriously. But if anything, you do love that about him.

(Y/n) kisses his cheek. "I love you, Kei. You and your jokes."

Keigo then sports a huge grin and kissed her on the lips. "I love you too, my little hummingbird."

Hawks falling in love for a mysterious motorcycle chick! ((Who's also an underground pro hero cuz why not)) (She/her or they/them which one you're most comfortable with)

((Got this idea from that one episode from steven universe where Pearl has a crush on this pink haired girl who rides a motorcycle lmao))

Ooooo I like this one, nonnie! I was driving home from work yesterday and saw a mysterious biker guy, actually. So it’s pretty ironic that I saw this in my inbox today lol. Also thank you for being my first request 🥺

Content: Reader is supposed to be gender neutral for this, so they/them. I wrote this whole thing in class under my desk though, and it’s not proofread, so let me know if you find any she/her. :)

Warnings: Some profanity, mild violence.

Notes: The Kawasaki Ninja is my favorite bike, btw. I might get one when I get older. Tron was kind of an inspo for this, at least the motorcycle part.

~*~*~*

Keigo stood rigid on top of a building, his wings slightly curling around him from behind. The wind ruffled through his feathers and hair, and slightly obscured his jacket. Glancing over the city lights as they bore a contrast to the night sky, he tried to spot any kind of abnormal activity.

Somebody had been riding around at night, being quite loud and disruptive. The press didn’t know if they were friend or foe, and blurred pictures were the only thing Keigo could go off of. He at least knew they rode some kind of motorcycle, if Keigo had to guess, he’d say it was a Kawasaki Ninja.

The person was in an all-black leather jumpsuit made for riding, and a full helmet to cover their face. It was Keigo’s job to find out who they were, and if they intended to do harm or save.

Every single rev of a motorcycle in the area made him perk up, but none of them were the one he was looking for. His wings fell in defeat as another passed him, once again not the one he was looking for.

“Maybe they changed bikes and outfits…?” Keigo muttered to himself.

As soon as he said that though, the familiar figure and bike raced past him, and towards another cyclist. Keigo grinned and flipped his visor down over his eyes. “Bingo.”

Taking off after them in the air, Keigo kept close to their trail. Obviously they were following the other biker with a purpose, a dangerous, high-speed chase beginning.

The bikers raced through the city, weaving between multiple cars. Keigo grit his teeth together, glancing at the involuntary witnesses to this chase. The biker in front of the mysterious one seemed innocent enough, so Keigo had pretty much answered his own question.

He was about to swoop down and grab the mysterious biker when they made a sharp right turn, following the biker in front of them. Keigo growled to himself before following close behind. This was now a one-way street that they were in, two lanes now. The mysterious biker merged into the next lane, and began to lean towards the innocent biker.

The innocent biker freaked out and turned into an alleyway, stopping before he could hit a wall at the end. The mysterious biker trapped him in and got off their bike. Keigo then fired off several feather plums, making a line between the mysterious biker and the innocent one. He descended from the air, glare on the one he just caught.

“Mind telling me what’s going on, here?”

“This man just robbed a house. I was trying to stop him.” The mysterious biker growled under their mask.

“And you have evidence of this how?”

“Got a tip and hid around the area for a little while, then I saw him walk in with empty pockets, and leave with full ones.”

Keigo paused and glanced at the man behind them. He was shaking, and his pockets did look full…

“Sir, empty those pockets.”

“E-excuse me?!” The male biker screamed. “That bastard just chased me a good ten blocks and you have the audacity to even believe one word they say?!”

“Please, it’s just a precaution, sir. Just doing my job.” Keigo put his hands up in mock surrender.

The guy quickly glanced around for any form of exit. Thats when Keigo knew this man wasn’t exactly innocent like he thought. He ran and tried to jump onto a fire escape, but Keigo’s feather plums rose and pointed at the man.

“Sorry sir, but it seems I was wrong. You’re gonna have to come with me.” Keigo glared at the man, then down at the mysterious biker.

Except, they were gone.

“Wha-?! Dammit, how did I miss them leaving…? Fuck it, at least I got this guy…”

~*~*~*

Keigo didn’t see them again for another week. Although, the press were happy to hear that this mysterious biker wasn’t a threat. Instead, now they praised them as some kind of “underground pro hero.”

However, he still got orders to keep an eye on them, and see if he could catch them again. He didn’t get very much information out of them the first time.

When they raced past his post, Keigo let a little smile slip before taking off after them. This was a different part of the city, so there would possibly be no small crime going on. Or, maybe none at all. He hadn’t received any word of anything going on, so he wondered what they could possibly be up to.

Keigo followed the biker until eventually they stopped at a bar. Parking in the back, they got off their bike while Keigo landed behind them.

“I knew you’d follow me.”

“Oh? How come?”

“Cause I know you’ve been tailing me for a while now.” The biker turned to look at the pro hero, helmet visor obscuring any view of their eyes. “Why?”

“Orders. Press wanted to know if you were friend or foe.”

“Oh, yeah, been seeing that shit all over my news feed lately. Honestly people just need to chill the fuck out.” The biker shrugged.

“Well now that they know you’re a friend, they’ll begin to calm down more.”

“Who said I was a friend?” The biker leaned slightly against their black bike.

Keigo narrowed his eyes through his own visor. The bikers shoulders bounced with laughter.

“I’m just kidding, don’t get your feathers ruffled.”

Keigo felt his heart tug at the bird pun.

“Besides, if I didn’t know you were following me, I would’ve just gone to the shitty bar down the street from my house. But, I’m nice, so I dragged you here.” The biker shrugged.

“I’m not sure if I can have drinks on the job.”

“Oh, I’m sure you can’t, Hawks. But you can at least have fun.”

His feathers shuddered at the way they said his hero name. “I have plenty of fun.”

“Sure. Being No. 2 hero leaves lots of room for fun, I bet.” The biker crossed their arms. “Well fine, if you wont go into the bar with me, then let me get your number.”

“Are you flirting with me?” Keigo asked.

“Maybe. It all depends on your response.”

“…I’d like to know what you look like first.”

“So you will give me your number?”

“Only if you take off your helmet.” Keigo narrowed his eyes.

The biker sighed and popped off their helmet. Shaking their head for their hair to reform, they opened up their eyes to give Hawks a narrowed stare.

Keigo thought their (color) eyes were stunning - they stopped him in his place. The biker gave him a small smile, which tugged at his heart.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing, nothing, I uh…what’s your name?”

“(Y/n).” They then held their hand out expectantly.

“What, you wanna handshake? You already know-“

“No!” (Y/n) laughed. “Your number.”

Keigo smiled and chuckled himself. “Right, right.”

Writing his number on a piece of paper and handing it to them, (Y/n) read it over before pocketing the paper.

“Are you sure you don’t wanna come with?” (Y/n) motioned to the bar behind them.

“Sorry champ. Not tonight. But hey, give me call, yeah?”

(Y/n) nodded. “Yeah.”

Keigo then flew off. He felt like he got enough information to satisfy him, but maybe not his agency. However, he knew that over time he’d gather the correct information. Just, for now, he was more focused on that call he was going to receive from the mysterious biker, (Y/n).

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