Genie: Im Here To Grant Your One Wish

Genie: I’m here to grant your one wish

Piper: Isn’t there supposed to be three?

Genie: ONE WISH!

Piper: Scam

Genie: What did you say you little-

Jason: Hey genie, I wish for more wi-

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes

Jason: ...

Piper: Wish for more genies

Hazel: *Looking at a hazelnut* What if one day, I suddenly turn into a hazelnut and I couldn’t scream or do anything about it because I’m just a hazelnut

Leo:

Frank: Are you okay?

Arguments in the Argo II

Piper rants in France French

Jason rants in Latin

Leo rants in Spanish

Hazel rants in Louisiana French

Frank rants in Chinese

Nico rants in Italian

Annabeth rants in Ancient Greek

Percy rants in horse or fish

Coach Hedge runs around yelling, "WAAAAAR!!"

Percy : I don't have time for this

Chiron: For what?

Percy: *vaguely gestures to everything*

Nico: Do you ever just want to gently hold someone’s face in your hands, looks into their eyes lovingly and then violently jerk their head to a right angle and snap their neck?

Everyone: ...

Jason: Well that took an unexpected turn

Leo: So did their neck

Percy: *laughing* I’m dying

Annabeth: So is that person

Hazel: What does it mean when someone is "loud in bed"?

Frank: ...

Piper: ...

Leo: It me-

Nico: It means they snore loudly