Arguments In The Argo II

Arguments in the Argo II

Piper rants in France French

Jason rants in Latin

Leo rants in Spanish

Hazel rants in Louisiana French

Frank rants in Chinese

Nico rants in Italian

Annabeth rants in Ancient Greek

Percy rants in horse or fish

Coach Hedge runs around yelling, "WAAAAAR!!"

Watching a sad movie:

Piper: Jason are you crying?

Jason: No! Something just got stuck in my eyes!

Annabeth: Percy are you crying?

Percy: No! My eyes are just sweating a little!

Annabeth: Where’s Frank?

Hazel: He ran out sobbing a few minutes ago cause he didn’t want me to see him cry

Calypso: Leo are you crying?

Leo: No! I just- he just- H-HE TO WAKE HIM UP *sobs into Calypso’s embrace* BUT IT DIDN’T WORK!!

Nico: FOR HADES SAKE! IT’S JUST THE LION KING!

Leo: Hey! How’s your night going?

Nico: My what?

Leo: Night

Nico: Okay, goodnight *walks away*

Percy: What's the paste tense of William Shakespeare?

Hazel: There's no-

Leo: William SHOOKspeare

Frank: But that's not ho-

Piper: WOULDiam SHOOKspeare

Jason: *Sigh* Babe it doesn't work li-

Percy: WOULDiWAS SHOOKspeare

Annabeth: Please sto-

Percy, Leo and Piper: *Looks at each other and gasps* WOULDIWAS SHOOKSPEARED!

Nico: Do you ever just want to gently hold someone’s face in your hands, looks into their eyes lovingly and then violently jerk their head to a right angle and snap their neck?

Everyone: ...

Jason: Well that took an unexpected turn

Leo: So did their neck

Percy: *laughing* I’m dying

Annabeth: So is that person

Therapist: Love yourself

Nico: I’m not my type