Transman | Canada | 1991
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Once a boy looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘you’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I couldn’t keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘probably’ and fucked his mate.
me, after a package arrives that I ordered and was fully expecting:
Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss
alright at one point on frankenstein the creature mentions he took one of victor's shirts when he fled the lab and (presumably) wore it. knowing that the creature is seven/eight feet tall, this leaves us with two options:
1. mary shelley just forgot that she gave the creature inhuman proportions
2. victor is built like a brick shit house
I don't know which bothers me more
364 days a year, I am a guy with one leg. But today, I am Groot.
*thor hands peter a mug of beer*
Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!
Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.
Thor: Oh!
*hands peter two mugs of beer*
Thor: You are a growing boy.
Tony: Thor no.
To anyone who might need to hear this: If you keep trying to live a better life, to be a better you and you keep failing, keep falling down, it is okay to feel angry and frustrated. If you keep hitting rock bottom while everyone around you seems to experience success, find love and happiness, you are allowed to feel lonely and as if life is just unfair. I just want you to know that I get that and I am here for you. Telling you that things are going to be okay again will not make you feel any better, I know that. I just want to say that I am proud of you for pushing through that incredibly hard time, my love. Soon, it is going to be your time to shine. I am rooting for you.
my kid has picked up some very strange gender shit where halloween candy is gendered, but as far as i can tell, in her mind, those gender norms only apply to the scenarios her plushies act out and not to any actual people she encounters.
when asked, my 4 year old will describe herself (she explicitly uses she/her) as "kind of a boy and a girl," which may be due to her picking up on that her interests include traditionally girl activities (dollhouse play) and traditionally boy activities (vehicle play). but we're not going to question how she describes herself because she's never used those gender norms to restrict other people.
she is surrounded by trans and gnc people all the time. none of her parents (who all use he/him) are remotely masculine. her aunt (who is a trans woman) does woodworking and builds computers for fun. i (she calls me he/him) do all sorts of traditionally feminine crafts like sewing and crochet. none of us trans people in this child's life are living in accordance with the gender norms associated with our pronouns.
it's not a sign of Trans People Inflicting Their Rigid Gender Norms on Kids if my 4 year old seems to base her current identity on gender stereotypes. it's a sign that my 4 year old feels safe enough to experiment, and honestly i probably would have described myself the same way at age 4 if my parents had guaranteed my freedom to do so. it's not harmful to describe yourself based on gender stereotypes if you're not using those stereotypes to restrict other people or tell other people they're wrong about themselves.
tldr: 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚜 don't understand child development or how trans people actually think about gender norms.
no reblogs from people who aren't trans or nonbinary, please
PRECIOUS COMPILATION OF HOW HOBI GOES TO CUDDLE THE BTS BOYS WHENEVER HE FINDS A CHANCE AND THEY JUST LET HIM BE
| Cr twt hobikissed
i think in doggo heaven if you just lift your leg a tree will appear. all furniture is made from bacon and you’re supposed to chew it. when you roll in grass, it rubs your tummy. your favorite humans are always behind you, ready to throw a ball at any time. cats give nice back scratches, never nose scratches. and you’re always next to swimming water
do you ever just think about how damaged you are? like wow i really am fucked in the head
A guy walks into a bar, sits at a table and orders a beer.
He then proceeds to pull out hundreds of pink valentine’s day cards, write inside them and stamp them with “Love” stamps. He then pulls out a bottle of expensive perfume and spritzes each envelope. The bartender finally can’t contain his curiosity and approaches the man. “You must have 500 or more cards there,” the bartender says. “I’ve got to admit I’m curious what you’re doing.” “Oh, every year at Valentine’s Day I send out 500 cards, each one signed ‘Guess Who?’” the guy says. “But why?” the bartender asks. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the guy replies.
“Doctor, I intend to not vaccinate my son. Should I take any precautions?”
“Yes. Don’t get too attached to him”.
The accidentally-acquired-an-idiot-and-fell-in-love-with-them squad
