MY KERMIT!!!!!!

MY KERMIT!!!!!!

HE HAS ARRIVED

very fond of kermit in outfits

Close ups of his muppet hole <3

Is sinning allowed for the wacky muppet friends? are there any sins we should try out?

Only sin when God cannot see you, when He is blinded by His own hatred for His creation, when He is too distracted by the screams of His least favorite children in hell who He loves so, so much that He killed His favorite son for them and decided to burn them anyway

Sin when God is looking through you and can only see your future: unholy, imperfect, rotting bones, a bloody apple core in place of your heart, and a racing mind that cannot help but want and lust and yearn and sin with every passing thought it cannot control

He sees me in slow motion, ticking every tally of my degeneracy with each misplaced breath

He made me Wrong so that my Mother may watch me in perfect bliss from heaven as I my condemned, apple flesh being is ripped to shreds for eternity, the skin of my flayed soul curling up on the ground like the skin of the apples we used to peel when making pie together. She cannot cry so close to God so she laughs

For every time my heart would beat too fast

And I would want that which was forbidden

Sin when God is too busy looking through you to catch you being human

Anyway, I would have to say my top recommended sin is probably jacking off to muppet pregnancy

Mother brought me a Diet Coke. Admittedly it is not my favorite.

But it fits so well in Kermit’s muppet hole<3

OF COURSE!!!!

HE HAS ARRIVED