Open The Bathroom Door And Theres A Cosmic Entity Telepathically Sharing With You The Mind Shatteringly

Open the bathroom door and there’s a cosmic entity telepathically sharing with you the mind shatteringly immense knowledge of everything in the universe for one second. Like “oop my bad bro I didn’t know you were in there” and go back to the couch

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

Based

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

I’m a biromantic loser so I get like. 3/4 shoutouts.

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Tell meeee

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

Myth busting time

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

assumption: you like purple lmao

Nuh uh my username just rhymes :/

It’s a cool color ig but not my thing