Thank You @whumpydaydreams And Everyone Else For Helping Me Reach 1000 Reblogs!

Thank you @whumpydaydreams and everyone else for helping me reach 1000 reblogs!

OH YAY LETS GO THANKS GUYS

I’m a biromantic loser so I get like. 3/4 shoutouts.

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

why is my entire page miku 😭😭😭

I wanted to join that 'International Miku' trend that is going on on Twitter. But there were already too many gorgeous mexican Mikus... but probably not a single baltic prussian Miku 😎 (if there are already, then I want to see them! <3 )

So… no Minecraft. Got it.

As a Microsoft program do you also canonically use PowerPoint instead of slides and word instead of docs?

Are you forced by contract to only ever use mspaint for art

Do you have to exclusively play on the Xbox???

WAIT

DO YOU HAVE TO USE EDGE AND BING??????

sincerely,

@murpledurple

as a Microsoft program my only purpose is to be the email. I am the email. I am the feeling of frustration you get when your email sends too early. I am the relief you feel after you've sent the scariest email of your life. I am the accomplice to the bad Internet connection, the safety of sent emails, I am power. you cannot live without me. I am Microsoft Outlook.

The best part is just how chill it is. Like when the hell demon vaporized my friend using the heat of 10,000 suns to appease satan, I was like “damn bro he really got you” to the smoking hole in my couch

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

As a Big Energy Enthusiast ™️ as soon as I read the word “steam” I audibly cringed

“You see human, we use highly advanced anti matter reactors to generate staggering amounts of heat to create steam to-” the human engineer gets a hysterical meltdown.