I Love How You Can Find Every Wholesome Ship Dynamics Ever Created In Sns Like

I love how you can find every wholesome ship dynamics ever created in sns like

Sun ☀️ and moon🌙 ✅

Friends to lovers ✅

Enemy's to friends to lovers ✅

Best friends to lovers ✅

Orange 🧡 and purple 💜 ✅

Lots of energy and no energy✅

Extrovert and introvert ✅

Feral and unhinged ✅

Feel free to tell me if any more troops can be found and as usual if you are reading this you are beautiful and will have a great day today .

Yup like narusasu has so much build up love,tears,panic attacks Naruto literally looked at a shooting star clutched his heart and thinking of Sasuke. Naruto didn't even know who hinata was except for the one time she gave him a balm and then went back to stalking him and so they have to go on and make a whole ass movie to have the ship make sense p.s. it still don't . It has a very shitty plot except for maybe sasuke and even for a 5 second cameo they get his appearance wrong like the whole movie is about Sakura telling Naruto to like hinata like he like ramen so that she can somehow snag sasuke for herself who probably dated her because:-

A. Naruto was unavailable and,

B. Because of his guilt for trying to kill her(even though she tried to kill him first).

Like even in the b*ruto they are so dysfunctional sasuke has gone out to get milk right after his daughter is born and Naruto would rather count chunin headbands even when shikamaru offer to do it himself then go meet his family and then ran of to meet sasuke leaving a shadow clone behind as soon as he get the chance and also him sleeping on the couch like you have a wife,a master bed and everything and you sleep on a damn COUCH and don't even get me started on how he could just make shadow clone and spend time with his family but nooo he send the shadow clone to his family while he I don't know suck sasuke dick or something . And then people be like but Naruto saw hinata dance in the waterfall and was attracted to her . Bullshit hinata has like one the most recognisable hair style of all time and even if Naruto is an idiot he is also pretty observant you are telling me Naruto could not figure out a girl around the same age as him with the same hair style as hinata while he was traveling with her it didn't hit him at all that she can be the girl near waterfall,while if sasuke is in a 400 mile radius of Naruto his sasuke sense starts to tingle. Sure and Naruhina just radiates love 🙄 . The only reason it is even canon is because they killed Neji. They have to massacre my best boy neji to get their ship. Imagine how objectively bad a ship has to be to kill a major character just so it could sail.

And then there is the mistake called B*ruto

It's the worst at this point just name it filler.Why even bother with the canon if none of it is canon since kishimoto didn't write it .That's right people kishimoto supervises it and his condition for doing so is to put out only one one chapter per month (bless his heart) . And where do I even start on the anime the animation is the quality of a moving png with little nuggets of good editing when Naruto is on screen ,the character design is garbage Naruto looks like he wants to talk to the manager , garra looks like a 30 year old Sunday school teacher, tsunade lost her 106, hinata lost her 69 probably and don't even get me started on what they did to best girl Anko .Honestly the fact that b*ruto is just orochimarus fever dream looks more real each passing day . And they just have to go and kill kurama, have sasuke rinnagan become rinnagone and they couldn't even think of anything creative like him sacrifice it to save them oh no no sasuke the shinobi with objectively the most fast reflexes in the shinobi world didn't saw a whole ass boy running to stab his eyes out and all of that for what to make the old generation look pathetic and weak so that the younger generation can shine 🤮.And even then they just use ninja tools and otsutsuki seals not real practice or anything required.

Neji didn't died so that this living disgrace known as b*ruto can be born kishimoto is really milking it as in "you want to sink my ship ok I will help write a show so so bad you bitches would be begging me to tell you that they are in the infinite tsukoyomi .You want to clown on my creation for money well let me see how much ton of hate I can get you just for the audacity". B*ruto is gonna be destroyed by Naruto fans and I'm all in for it.

Author's note - English is not my first language and I typed it out on my phone so please don't criticise my grammar too much

P.S. To anyone reading this far you are beautiful and deserve the world good day to all of you

just discoverd i can block people i find annoying

the thing about jujutsu kaisen is it really is as gay as everybody says and it is equal opportunity about it. yeah whatever the hell satosugu and itafushi got goin on but at the same time nobara’s backstory is like she was plucked out of an angsty yuri and accidentally put into a shonen. then two twin sisters who hate each other are fighting over her. megumi is telling yuji he never once regretted saving yuji and satoru is calling suguru his “one and only” meanwhile nobara talks about her literal ring of keys moment as a kid and thinking of her childhood best friend in her final moments. a BL and a GL at the same time we just don’t have time to unpack all of that bc bitches are dying left and right

Sometimes when I feel like the Sakura and hinata toxicity had consumed the Naruto fandom I remind myself that there are all types of people in a fandom some good and some not so good. So to everyone that ever felt insecure about liking narusasu because there is just so much build up, love, and thought put into their characters but they still couldn't end up together just know that the author and everyone that actually liked and understood the true meaning of Naruto know that they are meant to be.

That Kishimoto made a highly successful manga and anime that was almost everyone's childhood and well as much as he wanted to the backlash he would get if naruhina and sasusaku didn't happen would be unbearable and as much as he as an author has the power he is still only one human and he did the best he could to guild the manga in the direction he wanted it to go but he still couldn't make it perfect and that's ok until there are still fan's that understand that what sasuke and Naruto have is true love until their are people that understand that boruto, the last and all this extra novels are just their to extort money out of two failed marriages until there are still people that realise what they author wanted to convey and made their peace with that their is always hope for a future where boruto is a fever dream and well even though I have seen some toxic people in this fandom I have also meet some heartwarming supporter that just want to enjoy all the content out there.

There are artists who draw my favourite ships in the loveliest scenarios, fanfiction writes who put into word my wildest thoughts and the character analysis that just explain all the depth to a character I was unable to see and just all around supportive people like you who make being part of this community such a joy and please know that it is because of you people I can put all this content out their and still feel ok after the backlash and I just wanna say thank you for being such a supportive community that I can still feel ok to be a part of it even after seeing the negativity that lurkers around in the corners.