Any Thoughts On Slavic Mythology?

Any thoughts on Slavic Mythology?

I haven't actually studied Slavic mythology, but I'm planning on starting soon. Thanks for the ask, though!

Sibling relationship in the way that only they can hate on each other frr

(Quetz also can but he's given the privilege)

heya its been a while

anyway

tez and vishnu would insult the hell out of each other but only they are allowed to do that. if anyone else insults one of them the other will remove them from this life send post

HEYYYY

Oh YES definitely only they can call each other names and stuff. I like to imagine the entire Devlok and the Aztec pantheon tryna stop Tez from breaking Mictlan loose when Shishupal was insulting his Krishna avatar in Mahabharat LOL

Likewise Vishnu almost flipped out when someone was unreasonably hating on Tez, who btw was already going through a self esteem crisis so he didn't flip out cuz bbg was too tired for all that :(

But then Quetz and Shesh stopped Vishnu from doing anything and then Vishnu went and became Tez's therapist idk ☠️

Tezcatlipoca: "I lost a bet." 

Tezcatlipoca: The second-most ominous phrase in existence. 

Quetzalcoatl: What's the first? 

Tezcatlipoca: "Let's make a bet."

Baldness is for nerds this is a battle to the death. If you have the same character/pfp on both platforms you have to decide which is the superior.

You have to explain your reasoning in the reblogs too

you know you tagged the right people when these are the tags

Apollo's lamentation in Ovid's Metamorphoses (Hewitt/Hall trans.)

Aphrodite: *Skipping stones on a lake with Ares* It's such a beautiful evening.

Ares: Yeah. *Throws another stone*

Ares: *Under his breath* Take that you fucking lake