List Of Things Apollo Has Most Definitely Done

List Of Things Apollo Has Most Definitely Done

Wiped out a city by accident and bullshitted his reason for it.

Used “the sun got in my eyes” as an excuse...even though he’s the god of the sun.

Started at least 5 internet trends.

Made a diss track for the gods on Olympus for fun.

Reads internet Fanfiction about himself, also for fun.

Saw an accurate mortal weather report and requested for Zeus to change the weather.

Made a playlist for every god on Olympus.

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Neapolitan works too, I originally paired him with mango because it was a "sunny" flavor before I realized Huitzilopochtli is literally the least sunny sun god there has been in existence

To keep up the ice cream gods thing i think Mictlantecuhtli would like lemon ice cream and Mictecacihuatl would like coffee icecream :]

>Mythos-soup

Yessss that's perfect, thanks kata :)

I think that Huitzilopochtli would like chocolate ice cream, because he's such a complex guy it would be hilarious if he had such a simple flavor (also the chocolate thing again because the four Tezcatlipocas would all have chocolate components in their ice cream and you can't convince me otherwise)

I can imagine Tezca and Huitzilopochtli's conversation about it going like

"Okay but you like chocolate ice cream?"

"Yes."

"Like, plain chocolate? Idk man I always thought you would like some kind of insane flavor like peanut butter cookie and chili crisp or some shit."

"..." *mildly disapproving stare*

"Sorry."

wElP this would have made a LOT of things easier for a LOT of people in Greek myths

As punishment for your crimes you are thrown into the Labyrinth to be a living sacrifice to the Minotaur that lives inside. However nobody seemed to put together that since he is half bull; the Minotaur is actually a vegetarian.

Uhm so. What.

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