WElP This Would Have Made A LOT Of Things Easier For A LOT Of People In Greek Myths

wElP this would have made a LOT of things easier for a LOT of people in Greek myths

As punishment for your crimes you are thrown into the Labyrinth to be a living sacrifice to the Minotaur that lives inside. However nobody seemed to put together that since he is half bull; the Minotaur is actually a vegetarian.

Reblogging this because I can't be bothered to make a separate post for this drawing (sorry Quetz lmao)

But yeah that's Quetzalcoatl with his mint chocolate chip ice cream to go with the one of Tezcatlipoca.

Gods I can imagine him just going "Ha, now I have one too PRICK."

heyyyyy so Ik ur probably tired of seeing me in your asks but

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Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 14

Apollo: You know, every time I try to stop you from doing something stupid, you respond with the most nonsensical thing ever and do it anyway.

Hermes: Exactly. So you should stop trying to stop me.

List Of Things Apollo Has Most Definitely Done

Wiped out a city by accident and bullshitted his reason for it.

Used “the sun got in my eyes” as an excuse...even though he’s the god of the sun.

Started at least 5 internet trends.

Made a diss track for the gods on Olympus for fun.

Reads internet Fanfiction about himself, also for fun.

Saw an accurate mortal weather report and requested for Zeus to change the weather.

Made a playlist for every god on Olympus.

Feel free to reblog with your own list!

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