Shiloh (any pronouns), your local mythology geek with an unhealthy obsession with the Aztec gods (MINOR)
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So I Just Found The Perfect Thing To Turn My "Who-would-win" Poll War Into Crack Comedy And That's Someone
So I just found the perfect thing to turn my "Who-would-win" poll war into crack comedy and that's someone in the notes pointing out that it would be like a playground fight
"I'm going to smite you!"
"Nuh-uh."
"Wtf do you mean nuh-uh"
"I've got this anti-smiting spell."
"Dang it."
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Photos from Las Vegas’s Fountain Of The Gods
Zeus, aka king of the gods aka the one who cheats on Hera with anyone and everyone (I’m not even sorry he kinda needs to be called out for this one)
Poseidon riding a messed up looking fish
Athena
Aphrodite flaunting something that started a war
Artemis and a really cool bird
Ok yeah they were missing a lot of gods like ares hestia Dionysus and etc cetera
Didn’t even have Apollo or hermes :(
but they did have this cool Pegasus horse thingy
oop nevermind he lost
1 day 6 hours left of my "Who would win" poll and Zeus is making a comeback
Hopefully this won’t spark a war...
Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 14
Apollo: You know, every time I try to stop you from doing something stupid, you respond with the most nonsensical thing ever and do it anyway.
Hermes: Exactly. So you should stop trying to stop me.
Never, ever suicide, It's not worth it your presence on this Earth is beautiful please do not remove it
