The Four Tezcatlipocas Have An Insane Family Dynamic Just Think About It:

The four Tezcatlipocas have an insane family dynamic just think about it:

-Huitzilopochtli is the serious kingly leader that tries just a smidge too hard to be funny

-Quetzalcoatl is the nice one that can probably turn on a dime if you piss him off bad enough

-Tezcatlipoca is the one who commits destruction of property for shits and giggles and he gets away with it all the time, because why wouldn't he he's a god

-Xipe Totec is the usually gentle tactical one that's also on the last strand of his sanity trying to keep his family intact (I feel bad for him if he thinks they'll ever be normal)

-And then there's Coyolxauhqui, Huitzilopochtli's sister that isn't part of the four Tezcatlipocas and whom we never talk about like ever.

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Xipe Totec, curiously: If we put Quetzalcoatl and Tezcatlipoca in a room, who do you think will come out crying first?

Huitzilopochtli, deadpan: The room.

Tezcatlipoca: I don't want your advice, period.

Quetzalcoatl: Yet you clearly need it.

Quetzalcoatl: lemme give you some friendly advice-

Tezcatlipoca: ew i dont want your advice

Quetzalcoatl: well then consider this some unfriendly advice

And then Tezcatlipoca turns into a jaguar and he's like "I technically don't have fingers so see you fuckers later"

Let's be honest Huitzilopochtli spent so long acting serious and regal that everyone would prefer if he didn't make the jokes people take as threats (no I am not ashamed for this opinion leave Quetzalcoatl to the jokes he's probably more sociable)

They probably take turns or bets or somwthing to decide who will laugh first to test the waters

Huitzilopochtli: [insert joke]

[Tlaloc, xochipilli, xochiquetzal, tezcatlipoca, chalchiuhtlicue, and everyone else]: rock paper scissors... shoot!

Tlaloc:......shit.......uhmm hahahahaha?

Huitzilopochtli *just nods slightly in aproval*

EVERY. DAMN. TIME.

Let's give it up for Hermaphroditus, the original intersex icon

Why isn't he talked about more he should be talked about more