Some People Think Im Smart Because I Can Do Maths Easily But I Just Took A Sip Of Coke (no Caffeine (its

Some people think I’m smart because I can do maths easily but I just took a sip of coke (no caffeine (it’s what Tesco gave us as a replacement ig)) and I could feel a hiccup about to happen. Do you want to know what I did? I took a sip and I hiccuped at the same time. It hurt like hell and I am in a fetal(?) position. 2/10 would not recommend

In S4:Ep12 of MLB I’m just laughing my head off at shadow moth getting annoyed because all strong emotions are becoming positive.

Also why is purple tigress’ outfit so cute? Like the whole outfit is stunning

I just blew my nose and a large chunk of white stuff came out of it and it wasn’t snot.

It might be the strawberry pencil that was choking on earlier then mysteriously stoped

I hate it when people don’t indicate when they turn off at a round a bout. Like if you don’t indicate then I can’t tell if you’re planning to run me over or not. If you are then it’s nice to let me know

When you and your bestie (who convinced half the year you were dating in year 7 because you held hands in maths because her hands were too cold and yours were too hot) get fake married on a website and you set the certificate as your Home Screen but you can justify it by saying “it’s only gay if you make it gay”. We are such good friends :).

Update: she has a boyfriend now and they are such a cute couple (ngl when they first got together I think some of our friends were more invested in their relationship than they were lol)

I just had chips ahoy for the first time and just like why is it the perfect balance between chewy ,chocolate and crunch