When You And Your Bestie (who Convinced Half The Year You Were Dating In Year 7 Because You Held Hands

When you and your bestie (who convinced half the year you were dating in year 7 because you held hands in maths because her hands were too cold and yours were too hot) get fake married on a website and you set the certificate as your Home Screen but you can justify it by saying “it’s only gay if you make it gay”. We are such good friends :).

Update: she has a boyfriend now and they are such a cute couple (ngl when they first got together I think some of our friends were more invested in their relationship than they were lol)

I hate it when people don’t indicate when they turn off at a round a bout. Like if you don’t indicate then I can’t tell if you’re planning to run me over or not. If you are then it’s nice to let me know

You ever just find a really big tomato and just want to bite into it like an apple?

My sister once told me that she had a nightmare of me chasing her, my mum and my dad. I was on a motorbike in a red dress with a gang of buff people on more motorbikes and it was just me and my gang trying to kill her while she was running away with my parents

I just had chips ahoy for the first time and just like why is it the perfect balance between chewy ,chocolate and crunch

Happy pride month everyone!!!

But stay in your house if you’re Bi/Homo/Transphobic because we are everywhere.

On the street.

In the shops.

And there might be someone who is LGBTQ+ in your house who feels unloved and unsafe due to your bigotry.

So throw that shit in the bin, lock it up and throw away the key so you can help fellow person, a homo sapien if you will

And let your fellow Homo sapiens know that you are a decent person who can be a support system.

Anyway, just wanted to say Happy pride moth, wheather you are attracted to hes, hers,theys, thems, all or none or are a man, woman, non-binary, gender fluid or somewhere in between! <3

You all matter! :)

(Sorry that it’s a late post)