I Hate It When People Dont Indicate When They Turn Off At A Round A Bout. Like If You Dont Indicate Then

I hate it when people don’t indicate when they turn off at a round a bout. Like if you don’t indicate then I can’t tell if you’re planning to run me over or not. If you are then it’s nice to let me know

I just read a post with demon characters in it and this add was under it (I’m on mobile btw)

I just had chips ahoy for the first time and just like why is it the perfect balance between chewy ,chocolate and crunch

My sister once told me that she had a nightmare of me chasing her, my mum and my dad. I was on a motorbike in a red dress with a gang of buff people on more motorbikes and it was just me and my gang trying to kill her while she was running away with my parents

I just blew my nose and a large chunk of white stuff came out of it and it wasn’t snot.

It might be the strawberry pencil that was choking on earlier then mysteriously stoped

When you and your bestie (who convinced half the year you were dating in year 7 because you held hands in maths because her hands were too cold and yours were too hot) get fake married on a website and you set the certificate as your Home Screen but you can justify it by saying “it’s only gay if you make it gay”. We are such good friends :).

Update: she has a boyfriend now and they are such a cute couple (ngl when they first got together I think some of our friends were more invested in their relationship than they were lol)