I Hate It When People Dont Indicate When They Turn Off At A Round A Bout. Like If You Dont Indicate Then

I hate it when people don’t indicate when they turn off at a round a bout. Like if you don’t indicate then I can’t tell if you’re planning to run me over or not. If you are then it’s nice to let me know

I just had chips ahoy for the first time and just like why is it the perfect balance between chewy ,chocolate and crunch

I just read a post with demon characters in it and this add was under it (I’m on mobile btw)

I just blew my nose and a large chunk of white stuff came out of it and it wasn’t snot.

It might be the strawberry pencil that was choking on earlier then mysteriously stoped

Strange dreams part 1 (one)

Why tf did I just have a dream where I had a pet turkey(?) and was telling it off and cuz I was just lying in bed sharply saying ‘no’ and then this mf just jumped onto my bed! I don’t know what it did but I woke up because of how annoyed I was.

Science or sleep side of tumblr please explain

I need help

Some people think I’m smart because I can do maths easily but I just took a sip of coke (no caffeine (it’s what Tesco gave us as a replacement ig)) and I could feel a hiccup about to happen. Do you want to know what I did? I took a sip and I hiccuped at the same time. It hurt like hell and I am in a fetal(?) position. 2/10 would not recommend